Tornado Season
Tornado Safety
Spring is tornado Hath rial Weather Service recommends
taking these safety measures:
pr In the event of a remade, lie down in a ditch. If you
are already lying in a ditch, do net attempt tn sit up.
by The most Porta thing is to stay calm. This will be
difficult since you are almost certainly going to die.
be Tornadoes Spook easily. Firing a few warning shots
we the air is usually enough to scare them off,
be Live a little, fer ewe: Strap yourself tn the
reef of yew muse and rage at the heavens. _
Prevent tn marines befire they happen: I
Make sure that warm, moist air fronts
do not converge with coolguy ems.
he During a remade. the only safe place is _
in my leving arms. Come here, baby. '
hr If a gernade strikes yew heme, even your basement meld
be , so construct a basement far your basement.
If you spot a remember m
paint at it, yell "tamrial,'' and run like hell.
Spring is tornado Hath rial Weather Service recommends
taking these safety measures:
pr In the event of a remade, lie down in a ditch. If you
are already lying in a ditch, do net attempt tn sit up.
by The most Porta thing is to stay calm. This will be
difficult since you are almost certainly going to die.
be Tornadoes Spook easily. Firing a few warning shots
we the air is usually enough to scare them off,
be Live a little, fer ewe: Strap yourself tn the
reef of yew muse and rage at the heavens. _
Prevent tn marines befire they happen: I
Make sure that warm, moist air fronts
do not converge with coolguy ems.
he During a remade. the only safe place is _
in my leving arms. Come here, baby. '
hr If a gernade strikes yew heme, even your basement meld
be , so construct a basement far your basement.
If you spot a remember m
paint at it, yell "tamrial,'' and run like hell.
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