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#3 - logicstrike
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#28 to #3 - anon id: 8a15dc41
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What Mattdoggy said. Skittles are like pure bartering gold in the field
User avatar #53 to #28 - frysandaburger
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Implying a NK citizen would know what Skittles are.
#68 to #53 - anon id: 1bd498ce
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Someone enlighten me, what's the difference between M&M's and skittles?
User avatar #96 to #68 - daskull
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One is a nut surrounded by chocolate and a shell. the other is a gummy mass of sweetness protected by a softer shell.

You're welcome
#165 to #96 - anon id: 1bd498ce
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Personally I like both, when I have people over I just open a pack of both and pour them into my big bowl (m&ms first, then the skittles).
User avatar #5 to #3 - mattdoggy
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I agree, it's worth at least 7 blowjobs
per skittle
#4 - allofthefish
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what shes thinking
User avatar #27 to #4 - tonythai
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Shes thinking about calling op?
#13 - motherfuckingkenji
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She prefers chocolate.
#6 - miscarriage
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**miscarriage rolled user anonomoz **

hi
#10 to #6 - anonomoz
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yes yes please
#71 to #10 - dafuckisthisshit
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**** NO! ******* NO!
**** NO! ******* NO!
#81 to #10 - studbeefpile
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My trypophobia says no.
My trypophobia says no.
User avatar #128 to #10 - zombiefied
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oh god imagine biting into that
User avatar #139 to #128 - BCfUnNyJuNkIe
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Imagine putting your dick in it.
#90 to #10 - imostlyroll
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Most relevant image I could find.
#12 - waffies
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The first thing that happens in a group of people opening MRE's is "Oh... well i'll trade you X for Y."   
   
I can vouch for 1/2 of the validity of this post. Nobody has ever asked me for a blowjob, so i will just suffice it to say i'm not pretty enough, or they really like their goddamn skittles.
The first thing that happens in a group of people opening MRE's is "Oh... well i'll trade you X for Y."

I can vouch for 1/2 of the validity of this post. Nobody has ever asked me for a blowjob, so i will just suffice it to say i'm not pretty enough, or they really like their goddamn skittles.
#76 to #12 - stupilycouragus
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#114 to #12 - anon id: dc0e2ec3
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or they're adults and not 12 year old fj users
User avatar #155 to #12 - lordoftheflies
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So you're a girl that has been in the military??

I'm considering going into it and I wanna know what's it like as a woman? I'm sure you have to work 10x harder to be seen as equal to a guy but is there any sexual harassment? That's what I'm worried about the most...
#164 to #155 - waffies
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oh my, sorry mdear, i am a male who has not been in the military but did a lot of ROTC camps which include MRE's, and I was making a joke that honestly made more sense to me when i was tired.

There are places you can go to ask those questions though. I have two female friends who went off to serve, one in airforce, one in army. Airforce girl mentioned one issue, but evidently it was witnessed and the guy got a dishonorable discharge. My Army friend is too damn strong to threaten in the first place, but she's the one who would openly grope my sister and her friends in front of the ROTC building just to show that "we're all friends here!"

In the end it depends on who you wind up deployed with, and how you deal with it. In my mind, i'd like to think that all servicemen and women join with a commitment to duty and honor, and are beyond depraved acts of harassment, but i know that's not the case, as many people join up because they're young, angry and stupid.

All in all m'dear, i'd say go for whatever you think you want to do. Any doubts are things that can be dealt with when you get there. I'd say its most important to not just submit to fears, or harassment. A lot of people tend not to talk about when they're being harassed, but if some person in military service does it? Report their ass! They don't have any place in the service!
#89 to #12 - tezel
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#120 to #89 - qosfortyone
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SHE'S WASTING HALF THE BAG
SHE'S WASTING HALF THE BAG
#98 to #12 - catdogdora
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User avatar #113 to #12 - starshroom
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i think you're pretty enough
User avatar #86 to #12 - seamariners
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cheese tortellini guard that ****** with your life! PB&J and Skittles!
User avatar #26 to #12 - mrgilly
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If I opened an MRE and found skittles, I wouldn't trade that ****
#47 - harryblazer
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>be in a recruiters office
>finishing up paper work (im going to be an MP)
>suddenly two land whale hipster looking chicks walk in with a camera and note book
>my recruiter mumbles something like 'oh jesus ****, not this again"
> smirks and tells me to wait a minute and see this
>one land whale turns on the camera and the other one walks over and starts...interveiwing I guess you would call it
>'so sgt. Murdoch. have you changed you opinion from the last time we were here?"
>"im gonna assume you havent, so no"
>'and you dont consider this opinion biased in any way?"
>'look, for the 3rd and hopefully the last godamn time, no one really has a problem with women being put into more dangerous combat roles. but if you do, dont expect any special treatment. you'd have the same qualification standards as the men"
>they mumble something about how no one here can handle a strong women and they shouldnt have to explain themselves and leave
>he laters tells me those two are from the local community college and studying feminism and come down here once a month to try and prove how the military is sexist
>even the female recruiters hate them
i've got a few ither stories about this ****
#77 to #47 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1995195 at Friendly ** It's better than that McBurgerKing ****.
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1995195 at Friendly ** It's better than that McBurgerKing ****.
User avatar #84 to #77 - DiabloStrawhat
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Most of that is made-up ******** anyway
#160 to #47 - Digitalphear
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I too am Security Forces!
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#130 to #112 - harryblazer
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>be inna basic   
>some women ive trained with are actually pretty bro tier, and when that happens (about 1/2 are really cool)   
>we suggest they let their officers know this....for the good of the company   
>officers suggest a road march and campout    
>half the girls are excited the other half are upset    
>we spend the next 2 days doing drill until they get back   
>when they do i talk to a few of them, and say how funny it was   
>the good haf were well prepared. they other half forgot a whole bunch of their **** and assumed they would get more at the campsite (their actual words)   
>about six are complaining that their feet hurt   
>my buddy is a medic, so is asked to help out   
>he goes over and takes some girls boots off   
>rember what I said about them forgetting ****? most though it would be an afternoon hike and didnt bring extra cloaths   
>this girl hadnt chnged her socks in 2 days in the geogia heat   
>she hand, hands down, the smelliest feet ive ever thought possible   
>and i was pretty far away, my buddy got a good nosefull at a few inches   
>starts gagging, swearing losing his ****   
>we're all laughing, I look at the DI's and they've got the most disgusted look    
> frined get ups and is literally begging the female DI to not make him do this   
>this was the ony time ive seen a DI look sorry and she says 'god speed son"   
>he has to cover each pair of nasty cadet feet in talcom powder, before putting on oitments   
>some werent even wearing socks   
>takes him about an hour and half, then runs to the bathroom and pukes   
>didnt eat dinner that night   
>my friends face when he was told to go back and help

>be inna basic
>some women ive trained with are actually pretty bro tier, and when that happens (about 1/2 are really cool)
>we suggest they let their officers know this....for the good of the company
>officers suggest a road march and campout
>half the girls are excited the other half are upset
>we spend the next 2 days doing drill until they get back
>when they do i talk to a few of them, and say how funny it was
>the good haf were well prepared. they other half forgot a whole bunch of their **** and assumed they would get more at the campsite (their actual words)
>about six are complaining that their feet hurt
>my buddy is a medic, so is asked to help out
>he goes over and takes some girls boots off
>rember what I said about them forgetting ****? most though it would be an afternoon hike and didnt bring extra cloaths
>this girl hadnt chnged her socks in 2 days in the geogia heat
>she hand, hands down, the smelliest feet ive ever thought possible
>and i was pretty far away, my buddy got a good nosefull at a few inches
>starts gagging, swearing losing his ****
>we're all laughing, I look at the DI's and they've got the most disgusted look
> frined get ups and is literally begging the female DI to not make him do this
>this was the ony time ive seen a DI look sorry and she says 'god speed son"
>he has to cover each pair of nasty cadet feet in talcom powder, before putting on oitments
>some werent even wearing socks
>takes him about an hour and half, then runs to the bathroom and pukes
>didnt eat dinner that night
>my friends face when he was told to go back and help
User avatar #54 to #47 - dachief
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MOAR PLOX
User avatar #59 to #47 - ilovehitler
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Hmm, I can't say I would hate to see more.
#124 to #59 - harryblazer
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well, im an MP so what you see on cops is what I deal with but its at a miltary base so we get more booze, drugs, stupidity.we get this call about a dometic distubance so we drive up to the house on base and I see two guys fighting on the front lawn while the girl was sitting on the porch crying.she was a desk clerk thats used sex to get wahtever she wanted (we nicknamed them callie crotchrots) she was sleeping with both guys who found out about it and wanted to kill each other. best part is one of the guys was married to another officer who broke verything in the house when we told her. the girl tried to cry out discrimination, and it would have worked if it wasnt for the officer wife. last i heard she got trasnfered to the other side of the country (Alaska I heard) lulz were had
User avatar #127 to #124 - ilovehitler
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hue
#74 to #47 - mrtwitty
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I believe it's spelled 'womyn', you sexist pig.

Check your privilege.
#75 to #47 - icametocomment
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Post them.
#49 to #47 - DiabloStrawhat
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I would enjoy hearing more.
#118 to #49 - harryblazer
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I was in basic and we were at the rifle range. I had a few women in our outfit and most were cool. but we had had 2-3 that were the typical highschool vally girls that thought joining the army met seeing in the world and a cute uniform. but we're at the range, and the vally girls hadnt been practicing as much so they're complaing that the rifles are broken or we are messing with her targets. my buddy tries to tell her to zero in her rifle but she starts yelling saying "i dont need YOUR help. ill do it myself !' she turns arounf and bumps into a DI and says "watch where youre...." then relized you she was yelling at. she got smoked for a good 20 minutes while her DI laughed
#136 to #118 - TacticalTyler
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pretty sure Army has Drill Sergeants not DI's
#167 to #136 - DiabloStrawhat
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Excuse me, are you telling the story?
#170 to #167 - TacticalTyler
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no i just know when a story about boot camp/basic is complete ********
User avatar #52 to #49 - copyhat
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Yes please
#115 to #52 - harryblazer
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i didnt see them again because that was one of my last times in there. But I asked my recruiter and they come in once every couple of months with camera and try and document one of them saying somthing that women belong in the kitchen or some ****. so they can show it to their class and start a *********. of course this never happens. Im an MP now,and I can honestly say no one really has a problem with women in the miitary, its the self intitles cunts that think their lack of a penis means they can get what whatever they want.
#82 to #49 - augustusxxiv
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Take the gif
Take the gif
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#1 - fatheads [OP]
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Are there any girls out there who want some skittles?
#24 - wackaboom
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