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T’ l 1996
flappin
stealing my balls
steel lump en right ball
neared as shit
ester: lapping
went tap mewthree weeks because scared
bsearch the internet
mete to the doctor
age to doctor
vsuper genieus
sits a she
stall her about the lump
sshe says she needs to check
dvicks getting hams because of nerves and whatnot
sshe touches my ball
H get an erection
sshe says its okay and normal
H havent lapped fer three weeks
allmost blowing my lead but trying not to
sshe gently squeezes
H cant held it
scum all ever hamface
ashes speechless
rim ashamed as shit
met up and run away
might have cancer and came ever doctor
What do lb’?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #11 - Lolzster
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(05/05/2013) [-]
You shouldn't have run out. Should've stared into her eyes and said "ARE YOU ******* SORRY??"
#137 to #11 - anon id: 6002471a
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(05/05/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#132 to #11 - comradewinter
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(05/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm ******* sorry.
Yeah, I'm ******* sorry.
#111 to #11 - originialname
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#63 to #11 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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#28 to #11 - nyawgga
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(05/05/2013) [-]
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
#108 to #28 - barrachefvan
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(05/05/2013) [-]
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#5 - alexusapi
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(05/05/2013) [-]
My creative side decided to spice the story up a bit :)

>go to doctor because of lump on balls
>the doctor is female
>tells me to take of my pants
>she touches my balls
>feels kinda good
>haven't fapped for a long time
>try holding it in
>she looks up with a blank stare
>says i'm 3 months pregnant with a testical baby
>i cum on her face from shock
>go home and cry
>give birth to a baby
>19 years later
>My baby is rich and famous
>mfw my baby is justin bieber
#30 to #5 - anon id: 138144e7
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(05/05/2013) [-]
Glory.
User avatar #33 to #5 - thereasonableperso
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(05/05/2013) [-]
This is gold.a
User avatar #44 to #5 - lordhasta
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(05/05/2013) [-]
>spaghetti everywhere
#17 - superjavelin
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(05/05/2013) [-]
dat text recognition.
I tried my level best to understand.
#140 to #17 - thefatmanster
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(05/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #138 to #17 - lapsushominum
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(05/06/2013) [-]
"This is the greatest comment of All Time"
#69 to #17 - crazyanduknowit
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(05/05/2013) [-]
swear to god this is the best **** i've ever seen here
User avatar #83 to #17 - bloodflowers
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(05/05/2013) [-]
I want to thumb everything else down to give you two
#127 to #17 - NinjaHermit
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(05/05/2013) [-]
You magnificent bastard.
You magnificent bastard.
#65 to #17 - newbrony
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(05/05/2013) [-]
Holy ******* **** that's amazing.
Holy ******* **** that's amazing.
User avatar #66 to #17 - schwerdaddy
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(05/05/2013) [-]
This is absolutely incredible. Perhaps better than the original story.
#101 to #17 - skiskate
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(05/05/2013) [-]
First thing i have seen in a while that actually made me laugh out loud
#72 to #17 - lamarisagoodname
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(05/05/2013) [-]
that ester lapping   
   
******* grade A top notch 11.54/10 brilliant, comment of the century
that ester lapping

******* grade A top notch 11.54/10 brilliant, comment of the century
#45 to #17 - jarofdirt
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User avatar #36 to #17 - edalo
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(05/05/2013) [-]
How the hell does this has 11 thumbs.
This is the best comment I've ever seen here for a year.
User avatar #48 to #17 - indev
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(05/05/2013) [-]
Your comment is underrated
#59 to #17 - fourthusername
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(05/05/2013) [-]
this deserves a lot more ******* thumbs dude.
for anyone that doesn't understand the comic: it is an interpretation of ****** FJ text recognition (thing in the description)
#29 to #17 - tragono **User deleted account**
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#43 - granadablashlack
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(05/05/2013) [-]
**granadablashlack rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at There's a snake in my ass! **
#15 - waffies
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(05/05/2013) [-]
Best description ever
Best description ever
#51 to #15 - drivebytruckers
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(05/05/2013) [-]
"flappin"
"flappin"
#100 to #51 - anon id: ddd8f760
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(05/05/2013) [-]
"stealing my balls"
#1 - valorcore
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Maybe she was into that.
Maybe she was into that.
#50 - gatorotterdolphin
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(05/05/2013) [-]
Wait 3 weeks and do it again.
Wait 3 weeks and do it again.
#26 - jellybeansbounce
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(05/05/2013) [-]
"scum all ever hamface"
"scum all ever hamface"
#27 to #26 - gaminggenus
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User avatar #31 to #26 - Snookbone
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(05/05/2013) [-]
People need to take those attempted transcriptions and shop them into the actual content. Would be ****** hilare.
#35 - felixjarl
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(05/05/2013) [-]
The description sounds like a fairly decent rap song.
The description sounds like a fairly decent rap song.
#32 - bitchplzzz
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(05/05/2013) [-]
>didnt continue to smear it in her face and **** her again   
>dat beta
>didnt continue to smear it in her face and **** her again
>dat beta