Doug. .. >be in highschool with girlfriend of a few months >she is in a medical class that gives you the fake baby that has to be fed and cries a lot >i being a
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#2 - mattdoggy (05/04/2013) [+] (18 replies)
>be in highschool with girlfriend of a few months
>she is in a medical class that gives you the fake baby that has to be fed and cries a lot
>i being a gentlemen agree to help her take care of the baby for the weekend she is assigned to it.
>we plan so much for it and our parents agree to let me stay over with her which was big at the time.
>unfortunately i have to go to a very important wedding the weekend of her having the baby
>it was a big fuss between the two of us over me being unable to make it and it set some tension between us
>as if it wasn't bad enough right before i leave i see the baby with her and it's as dark as an empty basement on a moonless night
>i try to keep her happy as she tries to deal with the baby which is perpetually crying and needing changing.
>anytime it wakes up she wakes me up
>it's like the machines have decided to destroy mankind through sleep deprivation
>after a while of getting calls and texts from her being upset at me ive finally had it
>i snap like a twig upon her calling during the rehersal dinner
>i go to a side room and try to put on a good show but snap when she gets angry at me again
>i yell out "WELL I NEVER WANTED TO HELP YOU RAISE THAT STUPID NEGRO FLAVORED BABY ANYHOW, EVEN IF YOU ARE MY GIRLFRIEND"
>i hang up and walk out to realize that the room is not very sound proof
>in fact i interrupted the best man speech
>even worse is that any time the baby cries it starts to record sound to make sure the parent doesn't scream at the baby
>it heard me and i had to sit through a Saturday class due to my "Racism and spouse abuse"
>mfw everyone thought i was a racist abusive piece of white trash with a slutty girlfriend
#12 - esquaredsixteen (05/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MMM...I LUH ME SUM PURPLE DRANK

#5 - cookedspider ONLINE (05/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Jesus Christ I remember last year I had to take one of these home for my health class and it was the creepiest, most annoying thing in the world.  Now of course it's hard enough to take care of a real baby, except for the project we were given a bracelet that was used to scan on the baby's back so it can identify the owner so only one person could take care of it without assistance.  We couldn't cut off the bracelet or we'd fail.  I ended up getting a 64% trying my hardest.  My friend got 100% because he left his in the freezer for the whole weekend.
Jesus Christ I remember last year I had to take one of these home for my health class and it was the creepiest, most annoying thing in the world. Now of course it's hard enough to take care of a real baby, except for the project we were given a bracelet that was used to scan on the baby's back so it can identify the owner so only one person could take care of it without assistance. We couldn't cut off the bracelet or we'd fail. I ended up getting a 64% trying my hardest. My friend got 100% because he left his in the freezer for the whole weekend.
#8 - peachypeachh (05/05/2013) [-]
i, too, had the black baby. i found a glitch in the system.
#43 - danniegurl (05/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#6 - winglit (05/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I had to do this, I rubbed my penis all over it prior to returning it to the school...
#30 - fromtheinternet (05/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I had to do that as well, with a black baby called shaniqua..
I might have accidentally on purpose kicked it
I failed the assignment
User avatar #18 - goobdol (05/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I, too, had a fake baby. He was black, and I gave him the name Tyrone (obviously).

The first thing that happened when I brought it home was having my brother scream the word " ****** !" at it, and punch it in the face. Boom, lost 10 points off my grade.
#77 - MindBombExplosions (05/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#62 - ohhaitharyou (05/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I got one for class.

Posted a picture of its ass on my Facebook and tagged all of my friends.

It was great.
#38 - AreyouSerious (05/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
MFW I never had to do this in heath class   
   
thank you psycho Catholic schools.
MFW I never had to do this in heath class

thank you psycho Catholic schools.
#78 - citry (05/05/2013) [-]
#53 - dieanons (05/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#34 - kristophskie (05/05/2013) [-]
i took mine to a party where i blacked out and I got 100% on it...was kinda epic
#87 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This chair...
#89 to #88 - RipperMan ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
...Disturbed
#56 - sirbutterballs (05/05/2013) [-]
One of the guys in my class dressed his baby up like Hitler, Che Guevara, and a monkey. He custom made those outfits for only that purpose.
#54 - lorkhan (05/05/2013) [-]
*Fine wine
*Fine wine
#93 - snakefire (05/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#69 - whopperinfection (05/05/2013) [-]
I never got to use those babies. My school decided to use eggs as babies because people were throwing them around and got out of control sometimes. Instead, they began using hard boiled eggs with their shell (of course) beginning with my class. If one got a crack, points would be deducted...

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