jesus. . Tweet Tweet I Sarah Beattie @ s hey kids if someone makes fun of you for thinking the easter bunny is real make fun of them for thinking jesus is real
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I Sarah Beattie @
s hey kids if someone makes fun of
you for thinking the easter bunny is
real make fun of them for thinking
jesus is real
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to - jesus is very real. He
watches me masturbate. I' d call the
cops but he really is the best
gardener I' ever had.
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#1 - Jowi (05/04/2013) [+] (30 replies)
There are historical reports of Jesus proving that he probably was real
#50 - trollerfin (05/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Jesus was a real person, but we can´t tell for sure if he really did those miracles
User avatar #77 - minecraftbrony **User deleted account** (05/05/2013) [+] (10 replies)
What in Gods name did you just say about the good lord, son of God? i'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bible studies, and I've been involved in numerous secret prayer services for the sick, and have performed over 300 difrent miracles, I am trained in extended prayer and the top minister in the entire Catholic religion. You are nothing to me but a child of God. I will pray for you with precision the likes of which has never seen before on this Earth, mark my holy words. You think you can get away from speaking blasphemy over the Internet? Think again, my child As we speak. I am contacting my secret network of ruins across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare yourself for the prayer service, the prayer service that sends your soul straight to the good lord. You're truly saved my child. i have access to the entire arsenal of the churches rosaries and i will use it to its full extent to wipe the sins off the face of the continent, you son of God. If you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comments was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blasphemous tongue. But you dint, and now tour being prayed for, my son. I will splash holy water all over you and you will drown in it. You're going to heaven, kiddo
User avatar #18 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (05/05/2013) [+] (19 replies)
But Jesus was a real person.
User avatar #44 - ireallylikepotatoe ONLINE (05/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Atheists think anything anti religious they say is the smartest ******* thing in the world.

Jesus was an actual person.
#80 - masterboll (05/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Jesus was a real person
#56 - defectivetoast (05/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #9 - buttholee (05/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If it was just a post of Ricky Gervais saying what Sarah said, this would be front page by now
User avatar #93 - ninjaspacewarrior (05/05/2013) [-]
>kid thinks easter bunny is real
>makes fun of someone for believing in Jesus
#109 - randomserb (05/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Dude what.
Do people actually think that Jesus is entirely fictional?
User avatar #139 - cazabrow (05/05/2013) [-]
the part about Jesus being fake is whether he was the son of god...there is some historic evidence
#34 - najar (05/05/2013) [-]
Somewhat related
#16 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Easter is a Pagan holiday celebrating fertility. It literally has nothing to do with Jesus.
#58 to #16 - dcrosby (05/05/2013) [-]
well like with most Pagan holidays, the Christians celebrated at the same time to look less suspicious so they wouldn't be killed.
User avatar #129 - crystalmethod (05/05/2013) [-]
Haha Jesus was real
#110 - sirbutterballs (05/05/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Well since people are debating over things in the comments anyway, anyone wanna discuss which CoD is best CoD?
User avatar #112 to #110 - luiselvergas (05/05/2013) [-]
AFTER CoD 4 everything went downhill
User avatar #7 - smokedmeatlog (05/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Why would he believe in the easter bunny if he doesn't believe in Jesus? First of all, Jesus is more realistic, and secondly you have to be Christian to celebrate Easter which means you believe in Jesus.
#12 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Jesus is a real person, dumb bitch. He most likely did not have supernatural powers but he was real person that helped people
User avatar #8 - patrickmiller (05/05/2013) [-]
Does she realize that the Easter Bunny is a character portrayed for Easter a Holiday celebration Jesus' resurrection right? It's extremely hypocritical to say what she said.
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