Starwars. this changes everything.... WENT If THE '1" l" if MISSED is M THEY tiems. Ok, lets break this down; On the Deathstar, the plan was to LET THEM GET AWAY, because they had put a tracking device on the MF, so that it would lead them to t
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Starwars. this changes everything.... WENT If THE '1" l" if MISSED is M THEY tiems. Ok, lets break this down; On the Deathstar, the plan was to LET THEM GET AWAY, because they had put a tracking device on the MF, so that it would lead them to t

this changes everything...

WENT If THE '1" l" if
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is M
THEY tiems
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#4 - tomthehippie (05/05/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Ok, lets break this down;

On the Deathstar, the plan was to LET THEM GET AWAY, because they had put a tracking device on the MF, so that it would lead them to the REAL Rebel base after Lea tricked them into blowing up Dantoine.
#3 - fuckyouiamcat (05/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
May the Fourth...be with you.
#16 - hydromatic (05/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Stormtroopers have feelings too!
#17 to #16 - hydromatic (05/05/2013) [-]
Seriously u guise
#13 - Yojimbo (05/05/2013) [-]
> Watches Rebels gut shot your fellow stormtroopers
> Rebels are now shooting at you
> Still intentionally miss them because "you wish you could join them"
#28 - guavaaddict (05/05/2013) [-]
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#34 - headbuttking (05/05/2013) [-]
Alright schools in bitches. The reason there is a big disparity between the clone troopers and the storm troopers is due to the quality of the cloning procedure they were created from. The original clones were meant to kill Jedi they were straight from that badass mutha ***** Jango Fett. The next batch of clones were either diluted Jango or someone else enitirely. They are economy models compared to the expensive **** at the beginning. The Stormtroopers were also grown too fast and flashed trained and with the corners cut sucked big hairy Wookie balls.

TL;DR
Clone Commando: Badass Jedi killing, droid scrapping pimps
Stormtroopers: Clones commandos little brother with scoliosis
#39 - snaresinger (05/05/2013) [-]
There's actually a prevailing theory as to why they always missed:   
   

			
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Obi-wan stated that the Stormtroopers shot with deadly accuracy, but for some reason couldn't hit the humans. This is a thing that happens in real life, and it basically boils down to the fact that humans have a hard time shooting things with human faces. This is why the Stormtroopers couldn't shoot the heroes, but the heroes didn't really have much of a problem shooting the robotic-looking troopers.   
   
inb4 you must be lots of fun at parties
There's actually a prevailing theory as to why they always missed:

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Obi-wan stated that the Stormtroopers shot with deadly accuracy, but for some reason couldn't hit the humans. This is a thing that happens in real life, and it basically boils down to the fact that humans have a hard time shooting things with human faces. This is why the Stormtroopers couldn't shoot the heroes, but the heroes didn't really have much of a problem shooting the robotic-looking troopers.

inb4 you must be lots of fun at parties
#27 - whocaresaboutyou (05/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm sorry but... what is this?
'Cause i really don't know
#40 - darthblam ONLINE (05/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Or.. y'know.. George Lucas just didn't want the heroes to get ******* killed.
#22 - ScaredWhiteBoy (05/05/2013) [-]
I would imagine that the empire had better pay and benefits. The stormtroopers were just trying to provide for their family and get health insurance for their sick 3 year old son with space leukemia. Every Time the rebels killed one they were starving a family and forcing a woman to prostitute herself to provide for her kids.
User avatar #26 - ferbisboy (05/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
DJ 4DM1N PLEASE REMOVE THISNTEXT RECOGNITION, IT'S LIKE A RETARDED BABY TRYING TO READ
#21 - dcrosby (05/05/2013) [-]
the death star was a conspiracy to justify going to Hoth! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV7Ha3VDbzE
User avatar #18 - sienimies (05/05/2013) [-]
"WENT If THE '1" l" if
MISSED
is M
THEY tiems"

#14 - zomaru ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
It's actually called The Stormtrooper Effect. The more main characters in the scene, the less accurate the enemies are.
#24 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [-]
They have terrible accuracy also because they are second generation clones. Clone troopers from the prequels had pure Mandalorian DNA and years of training with the Kaminoans and high ranking Mandalorians. The Republic/Empire did not like the wait and expenses with Kaminoan cloning so they approached the Alpha Cloning Company with a contract, but since the Kaminoans had the pure Mandalorian DNA they had to give the Alpha Clone Company regular troopers DNA. Mix what is essentially imbred DNA with less training and you get storm troopers.
#23 - eatinpizza (05/05/2013) [-]
You think your average storm trooper can install a toilet main?
#25 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Each stormtrooper is either a clone and thus raised simply for the purpose to serve the empire and Palatine or he is a human recruit who have gone through a extreme selection of recruits both physically and  about political beliefs. They would have nothing to gain from defecting.
Each stormtrooper is either a clone and thus raised simply for the purpose to serve the empire and Palatine or he is a human recruit who have gone through a extreme selection of recruits both physically and about political beliefs. They would have nothing to gain from defecting.
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