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If you could only choose one?

If you could only choose one?. Which would you choose?. mum NIH! THE Wfl THU TO STEM. THU FINE THUR UTHER Mif EVERTHIN Hm git HEEHEEHEE M) ) hf MST TRY TTHHEE N

Which would you choose?

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#3 - iamtheblackgoat (05/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Seriously, OP? If I'm Batman, I have the smarts, technology, and money for everything else on here to become possible.....easiest choice ever
#38 - myactualname (05/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I don't get fat because i exercise,
I don't eat breakfast,
Weather doesn't bother me,
No Wifi? 3G/4G,
Don't have a favorite colour,
Battery is a minor inconvenience,
All my socks are odd already,
Your/you're annoying but habitable,
Films.... meh,
Stickers, I'm not 6,
Batman would be cool but I don't really fell it to be necessary,

That leaves me with one option.....

User avatar #80 - ilovemyguns (05/04/2013) [-]
Other half. I don't understand why people want to see their parents murdered.
#69 - badboycoen (05/04/2013) [-]
Never get fat, so i can be...
#52 - someoneforamoment (05/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"You eat whatever you want without getting fat"
TOO LATE I AM ALREADY FAT
"The Wifi you want to steal requires no password"
I GOT HOTSPOT ON MY PHONE AND I WILL NOT TRUST A RANDOM NETWORK WITH NO PROTECTION
"You find your other half at first try"
Intriguing... But no. The nutjobs I date before will help make me a better man and appreciate what I have.
"Certain unnecessary movie sequels are never made"
Nah...
"There is always milf for the cereal"
CEREAL IS FOR WIMPS I HAVE EGGS FOR BREAKFAST
"The thing you want comes in your favourite colour"
IF IT IS BLACK THEN I WANT IT
"People can differentiate between your and you're"
WHO THE **** CARES? I WILL NOT LOSE SLEEP OVER IT ANYWAYS
"You could be Batman"
Intriguing but no. Means I have to get off mu duff and go to smelly parts of town. And I'm a target.
"Stickers always come off clean"
WHO CARES JUST WET IT THEN RUB IT OFF
"The other sock never goes missing"
THEN HOW WILL I PICK MY FAP SOCK?
"The Battery is always full at the right time"
I HAVE A BLACKBERRY AND CHARGE IT EVERY NIGHT
"The weather man is always right"
I'm in Alberta... So I have to go for this.
User avatar #63 to #52 - dikslapping (05/04/2013) [-]
Whats wrong with a milf for cereal?
User avatar #32 - Nystro (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Obviously the love one. It is the biggest one there. All the others are minor inconveniences.
User avatar #85 - demonssoul (05/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why wouldn't want to be batman?
User avatar #103 to #85 - onionbubs (05/04/2013) [-]
why wouldn't want to sentence?
#73 - ettne (05/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #127 - masdercheef (05/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Eating what I want without getting fat? That's great, but there's still such a thing as malnutrition and diabetes and such. The "not getting fat" thing would just make people reckless, thinking they can eat what they want with no consequences, and thus acquire all sorts of other health problems. Other than that, the rest of this stuff is really no big deal. I wouldn't want to be Batman, actually, because of all the people trying to kill me and such. I guess I would take "find other half at first try" even though I'm pretty sure she's found someone else..
#128 to #127 - Jctomlinson (05/04/2013) [-]
I'm so American I **** McDonalds.
#65 - gwynn (05/04/2013) [-]
If you can always be BATMAN! ALWAYS!
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#119 - foreverawkward (05/04/2013) [-]
I'd sure rather peel stickers off clean than be batman!!
#109 - sirfisticuffs (05/04/2013) [-]
Guess.
Guess.
User avatar #88 - ScottP (05/04/2013) [-]
I'd imagine being Batman to be tiring...plus Gotham never really gets better...so there's that...
User avatar #64 - gravitystereo (05/04/2013) [-]
batman
clearly batman are you stupid
come on
User avatar #55 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (05/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
First or second
others just seem useless
User avatar #61 to #55 - ggmmaann (05/04/2013) [-]
BATMAN USELESS:|
#50 - graenko (05/04/2013) [-]
Batman, no contest
Batman, no contest
User avatar #47 - rmossseven (05/04/2013) [-]
I AM GOING TO EAT EVERYTHING
#35 - zerogenocide **User deleted account** (05/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - ldial (05/03/2013) [-]
FOOD!
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