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User avatar #17 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
and here i am being fat by barely eating anything
User avatar #31 to #17 - magnificentmanbear **User deleted account** (05/04/2013) [-]
"Barely eating anything"
User avatar #25 to #17 - bitchplzzz (05/04/2013) [-]
Randomise your calorie intake, thats seems to work too, apparently. green tea, coffee, and bit of excursus and you're well on your way
User avatar #26 to #25 - bitchplzzz (05/04/2013) [-]
what the **** , excursus, I mean excersise
#18 to #17 - bazda ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
If you're trying to lose weight, not eating enough food is a common mistake that drastically slows, or even prevents weight loss.
User avatar #19 to #18 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
not eating enough food isnt a choice actually but i'm trying to lose weight
#20 to #19 - bazda ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
Sorry to hear that.
User avatar #21 to #20 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
Don't be it's not like its your fault! Anyway, any tips to losing weight without much physical strain? I have a sort of a heart condition and can't exert myself too much
User avatar #33 to #21 - mhden (05/04/2013) [-]
How old are you . And you should just go to an expert .
When i was 15 i was 120 kilos .I lost 40 kilos in 2 years with the help of a dietician .
YOU ARE NOT GONA LOSE THE WEIGHT FAST .
You dont want that . You want to lose weight steadily and with exercise .
Why you ask ?Because if you dont exrcise your skin will not contract and you will be left with wings biger than those of the pterodactyl .Been there done that . I needed surgery .

As for a tip . Best one i got is . EAT SALAD .
TONS OF IT .. always start with SALAD .
When you are gona eat you will eat a whole plate of salad , just so you feel full .
And then eat your food . That will trick your body into eating less "Food" .
Thought you should just lessen your quandities . Because if you dont , your stomach
will never contract and you will need to cut that aswell (didnt have to do that ).
Another tip is . Eat a lot , but in different times . Small quandities every 2 hours or so .

TL:DR GO TO A ******* DIETICIAN YOU FAT **** !
From someone that has gone throught the same .
#24 to #21 - bazda ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
Swimming is probably the best form of cardio. Don't know the specifics of your condition, but I would just start slow, take some walks, not like strolling through the park, but like power walking. Walk like you're about to **** your pants, and need to get to a bathroom but don't want anyone to see you running to the bathroom. Then start going up hills/stairs, then possibly jog, or swim. Like I said, I don't know what the deal is with your heart, but I would assume if you start small and work your way up to more difficult exercise you should be fine, but I would ask your Dr. first.

As for diet, eat healthy, limit carbohydrate intake (eat the majority of your carbs before noon), lots of veggies, meat, eggs, eat small meals every 2 or 3 hours if possible. EAT BREAKFAST if you don't already. Hope this helps. If you want more specific suggestions, all you gotta do is ask.
#23 to #21 - Womens Study Major (05/04/2013) [-]
Try juicing?
User avatar #22 to #21 - ponyfcker (05/04/2013) [-]
DROWN IN THREE MEAT PIZZA
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