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#28 - thekame (05/04/2013) [-]
she should ask Big Mom for advice.
User avatar #17 - tiagodisouza (05/04/2013) [-]
and here i am being fat by barely eating anything
#18 to #17 - bazda (05/04/2013) [-]
If you're trying to lose weight, not eating enough food is a common mistake that drastically slows, or even prevents weight loss.
User avatar #19 to #18 - tiagodisouza (05/04/2013) [-]
not eating enough food isnt a choice actually but i'm trying to lose weight
#20 to #19 - bazda (05/04/2013) [-]
Sorry to hear that.
User avatar #21 to #20 - tiagodisouza (05/04/2013) [-]
Don't be it's not like its your fault! Anyway, any tips to losing weight without much physical strain? I have a sort of a heart condition and can't exert myself too much
User avatar #33 to #21 - mhden (05/04/2013) [-]
How old are you . And you should just go to an expert .
When i was 15 i was 120 kilos .I lost 40 kilos in 2 years with the help of a dietician .
YOU ARE NOT GONA LOSE THE WEIGHT FAST .
You dont want that . You want to lose weight steadily and with exercise .
Why you ask ?Because if you dont exrcise your skin will not contract and you will be left with wings biger than those of the pterodactyl .Been there done that . I needed surgery .

As for a tip . Best one i got is . EAT SALAD .
TONS OF IT .. always start with SALAD .
When you are gona eat you will eat a whole plate of salad , just so you feel full .
And then eat your food . That will trick your body into eating less "Food" .
Thought you should just lessen your quandities . Because if you dont , your stomach
will never contract and you will need to cut that aswell (didnt have to do that ).
Another tip is . Eat a lot , but in different times . Small quandities every 2 hours or so .

TL:DR GO TO A ******* DIETICIAN YOU FAT **** !
From someone that has gone throught the same .
#24 to #21 - bazda (05/04/2013) [-]
Swimming is probably the best form of cardio. Don't know the specifics of your condition, but I would just start slow, take some walks, not like strolling through the park, but like power walking. Walk like you're about to **** your pants, and need to get to a bathroom but don't want anyone to see you running to the bathroom. Then start going up hills/stairs, then possibly jog, or swim. Like I said, I don't know what the deal is with your heart, but I would assume if you start small and work your way up to more difficult exercise you should be fine, but I would ask your Dr. first.

As for diet, eat healthy, limit carbohydrate intake (eat the majority of your carbs before noon), lots of veggies, meat, eggs, eat small meals every 2 or 3 hours if possible. EAT BREAKFAST if you don't already. Hope this helps. If you want more specific suggestions, all you gotta do is ask.
#23 to #21 - John Cena (05/04/2013) [-]
Try juicing?
User avatar #22 to #21 - ponyfcker (05/04/2013) [-]
DROWN IN THREE MEAT PIZZA
User avatar #31 to #17 - magnificentmanbear **User deleted account** (05/04/2013) [-]
"Barely eating anything"
User avatar #25 to #17 - bitchplzzz (05/04/2013) [-]
Randomise your calorie intake, thats seems to work too, apparently. green tea, coffee, and bit of excursus and you're well on your way
User avatar #26 to #25 - bitchplzzz (05/04/2013) [-]
what the **** , excursus, I mean excersise
#15 - winglit (05/04/2013) [-]
I had to gain 4 lbs in order to beat the minimum weight for the Airforce, I spent the entire night at MEPS eating chocolate cake and not using the restroom...
User avatar #39 to #15 - masterfuck (05/04/2013) [-]
My friend had to drink 1.5 liters of water to make the minimum weight.
User avatar #6 - ronyx (05/04/2013) [-]
There isn't just one type of fat, there is fat on the outside and then there is fat that envelops the organs of skinny people. I saw this in a documentary and apparently is more dangerous than those love handles and big belly.
#3 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
and seriously i weigt about 53~ KG and i eat arround 2000-2500kalories and i cant get weight :[ doctors say i just burn it or something.... and yes i am not happy with it.
User avatar #10 to #3 - sketchE (05/04/2013) [-]
eat fewer bigger meals
User avatar #4 to #3 - monkeybrains ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
Eat military MRE's. each MEAL has about that much in it.
User avatar #27 to #4 - defeats (05/04/2013) [-]
Nobody wants to eat MREs...
#1 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
i know this must seem strange to the americans, but i actually have this problem, in my sport, i need to gain weight to become better (among other things)

and i have now, in the past 2 years gained a total of 500g...

User avatar #2 to #1 - tocuhymjnuk (05/03/2013) [-]
i aint american. i am indian male and i have this problem myself turns out i have high metabolism so food gets digested easily and was told not to eat junk food too much depending on diet i can gain weight easily and lose even more easily and irregular heartbeat problems which will increase suddenly when ever i am perfectly relaxed and wakes me up with a shock at the back of my tongue.. i lost count of how many times i gained and lost weight rapidly in range 63 to 79 kgs during last 4 years as a result i have all kinds of photos of mine hardly recognizable from one another.. but this is actually a good thing if given a proper diet one can have one of the finest and fittest bodies possible without much exercise and people with high metabolism when train their body can become first class world martial artist with bettter reflexes than average people.. i don't know why i am telling this to you, probably because i am bored and i am on internet.
if you managed to read till here americans are fat because their food contain high calories and they don't do any workout at all, god i was disgusted when dancing with them in pub and the reasons most asians are slim is because they are mostly underfed and they do some physical work regularly.

since you need to gain weight for sports are you in footbal or tennis or something else.
#29 - John Cena (05/04/2013) [-]
This is my life everyday, I love my metabolism. But I've always wanted to be able to gain weight in the winter. You win some you lose sime I guess
#7 - chrisserv (05/04/2013) [-]
source?
#8 to #7 - mnieh (05/04/2013) [-]
One Piece, Jewelry Bonney
User avatar #16 to #8 - darkoblivion ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
leave it to japan to make a character with abilities that completely satisfies two fetishes
User avatar #30 to #16 - mhden (05/04/2013) [-]
Actualy 3 fetishes . She is like 12 or something .
Her ability was something related to age .. also i think she is dead .
So .. that makes 4 fetishes .
User avatar #38 to #30 - ljxjlos (05/04/2013) [-]
She┬┤s alive, she was free, in one picture lately, after she had been captured by the navy
User avatar #32 to #30 - dracory (05/04/2013) [-]
she can reduce the age of people she uses her devil fruit on, and she has been captured by the marines with help
User avatar #34 to #32 - mhden (05/04/2013) [-]
So she is still alive ?
Back to 3 fetishes .
#36 to #34 - zilver (05/04/2013) [-]
Sorry to disappoint, but she is 24 after the timeskip
But since you are talking about fetishes, here is a picture of her as a child
User avatar #37 to #36 - mhden (05/04/2013) [-]
I thought she was realy young . And her powers made her look older .
You just made people miserable . Now we are down to 2 fetishes .
ARE YOU HAPPY !
User avatar #40 to #37 - darkoblivion ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
age regression sort of makes up for that
User avatar #5 - takashixd (05/04/2013) [-]
big suprise all comments *have* this same problem ohoho~~. These guys are just so cool they can relate.
User avatar #9 to #5 - tocuhymjnuk (05/04/2013) [-]
well high metabolism is not very uncommon among people who are always stressed, anxious or energetic. and yes this very same thing can even make them fat very easily if the diet is wrong and accumulates abdominal fat also known as visceral fat(* harmful) instead of normal subcutaneous fat.
User avatar #11 to #9 - sketchE (05/04/2013) [-]
were also constantly eating which actually keeps your metabolism running and doesnt let your body go into starvation
User avatar #12 to #11 - tocuhymjnuk (05/04/2013) [-]
and make you fat, just eating more will increase you metabolism but slowly like it will start showing affect after a month but you will go obese first, but you do it while starting workout you will see effects in weeks other wise you'll just get fat with both visceral and subcutaneous and you'll die few years earlier than expected.
User avatar #14 to #12 - sketchE (05/04/2013) [-]
im aware of that but while we are eating constantly were usually eating less in general
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