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#2 - iamtheblackgoat (05/03/2013) [-]
They spontaneously come into existence around old people...once you can officially qualify for senior citizen discounts, your body's electrostatic field alters itself enough that it can create dimensional tears and pull them out of the plane of infinite strawberry candies
They spontaneously come into existence around old people...once you can officially qualify for senior citizen discounts, your body's electrostatic field alters itself enough that it can create dimensional tears and pull them out of the plane of infinite strawberry candies
#110 to #2 - burningsmurfs (05/03/2013) [-]
I worked in an old folks home for years. Everyday I would walk through the dining room at dinner hours because I delivered the carts of trays to the different wings. Everyday a little old 4 foot tall lady in her pink cardigan would call me over grab me by the hand and shove mints into my hand and hold my hand while she *********** with me. Everywork day for 4 years she's there. One day she's not there. Oh no. Misses Potter passed away I'm told. They hand me a big jar of mints she wanted me to have. She was very thankful I always stopped to talk to her even when I was busy when most never stopped to talk to her much. I was never a huge fan of mints although I hate some, I usually handed them out to co-worker's kids and stuff to pass along the old ladies kindness. Dunno why but I hadn't thought about that in years and it popped in my head so I wanted to share the nice Mrs. Potter story.
#113 to #110 - burningsmurfs (05/03/2013) [-]
No....no! It shouldn't say I hate some I ATE some, curses!
User avatar #189 to #113 - gavinchase (05/04/2013) [-]
I read your first comment which gave me a feel, then your second comment made me laugh.

Take both of my thumbs.
User avatar #225 to #189 - burningsmurfs (05/04/2013) [-]
That's what I comment for! Try to improve people's day if even for 5 seconds with a funny comment although often it blows up in my face.
#29 to #2 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
i remember my grandma always gave those to me...
I haz a sad now.
#224 to #29 - anonymous (05/04/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#233 to #224 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Ike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE THUMB DOWN THIS MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD DOESN'T NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!!
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