Found This. . Yesterday! made a post about the jellyfish And people kind of Tipped out ond started asking "Writ CAN' T HAVE ONE ANIM) U?" Andi sowas like. "Well
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Yesterday! made a post about the
jellyfish And people kind of Tipped out ond
started asking "Writ CAN' T HAVE ONE
ANIM) U?" Andi sowas like. "Well. thtll' t
not right. Some of our we okay."
So here. Meet this little guy:
He' s is spider. and he' s Cl little poll
at happiness. He can' t mature webs. so you
nosaer need to worry about walking Into one.
and you never need to worry about where
he is . ususaly. he' s in plain sight. in
your house.
A lot at people were scored oi the
because it suns so smell. Don' t worry kksoul
that with this guy- his adult is
about as big as your hand. All good.
He frightens eerily. the poor thing. So it he
sees you coming at him, he' ll run around on
******* insane. But he doesn' t reaaly run like a
spider. He' s better than that. instead.
think: majestic galloping. Chilled as. right?
He' s also good rat killing smaller spiders and
other pests. To do so.. he chases them starrt
like o ' lg cheetoh.
Nothing escapes. Hell yeah. He' s mime‘:
hairspray- Handy right?
But he' s mat to hueitems, He doesn‘ t
want to bite you. He just we nts to be your
friennd. Your best hierro Forever.
So stop saying mot everything in
wants to kill you. Some oi our unmet: tare
may and cute and friendly.
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Submitted: 05/03/2013
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#1 - Sunburn (05/03/2013) [-]
It's about damn time I've seen something from Australia that wasn't trying to kill them.
It's about damn time I've seen something from Australia that wasn't trying to kill them.
User avatar #3 - kryaz (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm from Australia, but my sister hates going to bed with a huntsman in her room, so i had to put it outside (she didn't want me to kill it either). While they cant really do any damage, their bite hurts like a ******* cunt (i wasn't paying attention while walking with it, and it bit my thumb) it just leaves holes causes the area to swell.... but i still love these guys
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