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#29 - daphnie (05/03/2013) [-]
Not really a drunk driving story, but one of my most spontaneous drunk stories!

>Be me, 16
>Good friend just turned 18
>Had a lot of left over money from birthday and SU (Danish Education Support)
>wanted to spend it with me
>Friend and I decides to get drunk
>Go out to buy more beer
>walk past a couple of stores
>Friend stops me
>Looks at me dead in the eyes
>"What animal have you always wanted as a pet?"
>"I always wanted a python as a kid. Why do you ask?"
>"Stay here"
>mfw my friend walks out with a FREAKING red rat snake 15 minutes later and hands it over
#53 to #29 - incest ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
Did you... Did you keep it?
Did you... Did you keep it?
User avatar #60 to #53 - daphnie (05/03/2013) [-]
No, unfortunately not... My mum has a terrible phobia of snakes, and when I came home to reveal my gift, she literally jumped onto the kitchen table and kicked me out... So I had a good friend of mine who owns a lot of pet snakes take care of it for me and I still visit every now and then to say hello to him.
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