Title. Happened to me last week. The image still haunts me.. Sit down kiddos, I got a story At the time, I was underage, just get home for spring break, no plans. Get invited to party, we live in a country town, populatio
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Happened to me last week. The image still haunts me

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Submitted: 05/02/2013
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User avatar #11 - noshizl (05/03/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Sit down kiddos, I got a story

At the time, I was underage, just get home for spring break, no plans.
Get invited to party, we live in a country town, population 1000, easy to avoid trouble
Friend John has random from college
5 of us bros, show up at party, maxxin all cool
Dominate pong, nbd
John gets way too drunk, Random say's he'll stop drinking to drive
Go outside to get stoned, other bros don't smoke
John comes out with an empty vodka bottle
Asks "Where's Jordan"
"Dude he left like, an hour ago"
"AHHHH ****** " and chucks bottle onto porch
Glass everywhere, people look out at noise, play it cool like nothing happened
John continues partying
1 hour later, hosts daddy shuts us down, drunkies were spilling **** on the floor and ****
"Party is over until this place gets cleaned up!"
People start cleaning, **** that.
Random brings John too me, almost passed out.
Need to leave, pronto.
Get him outside, he takes off
Bounces off car, sets off the alarm, dislocates shoulder

---cont---
#15 - africanking (05/03/2013) [+] (8 replies)
"cuz you want some of this long dick"
#2 - basilbrush (05/03/2013) [-]
The .gif in the post if anyone cares.
The .gif in the post if anyone cares.
#29 - daphnie (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Not really a drunk driving story, but one of my most spontaneous drunk stories!

>Be me, 16
>Good friend just turned 18
>Had a lot of left over money from birthday and SU (Danish Education Support)
>wanted to spend it with me
>Friend and I decides to get drunk
>Go out to buy more beer
>walk past a couple of stores
>Friend stops me
>Looks at me dead in the eyes
>"What animal have you always wanted as a pet?"
>"I always wanted a python as a kid. Why do you ask?"
>"Stay here"
>mfw my friend walks out with a FREAKING red rat snake 15 minutes later and hands it over
#1 - heartlessrobot (05/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This image has expired
He's in the passenger seat in the picture.
#43 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
This was posted yesterday, you cock inhaling faggot.
#37 - avatarsarefornoobs (05/03/2013) [-]
some people give me a hard time about being teetotal, they say im boring   
   
   
   
better boring then in deep 						****					 any day if you ask me
some people give me a hard time about being teetotal, they say im boring



better boring then in deep **** any day if you ask me
#31 - gookhan (05/03/2013) [-]
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#17 - tarnis (05/03/2013) [-]
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#3 - gutlocker (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This honestly made me die laughing for some reason. Today OP was cool
#28 - CactusFantastico (05/03/2013) [-]
best post I've seen this week
#54 - therealrooster (05/03/2013) [-]
Gif. Related
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#51 - jacodpwns (05/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #40 - craazhy (05/03/2013) [-]
we (a circle of my friend) used to hang out with a guy who was nearly clinically retarded, but could still communicate like a normal human being. he was a pretty normal guy for the most part, until he got drunk at which point he would hang his dick over people's shoulders if they sat on couches. it had to be upwards of seven inches flacid. most people acted disgusted, but by the end of the party, he walked away with a lady for night time company, or three.

god bless that retarded mother ****** .
#38 - flixoe ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
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#34 - giggitygil (05/03/2013) [-]
**giggitygil rolled a random image posted in comment #1773089 at Friendly ** mfw
#32 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 38** durbs n i delete account
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