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User avatar #56 - Cleavland Steamer (05/03/2013) [-]
when i was a kid and i had toys and **** , i thought they were like the toys from Toy Story, and i would watch them and spy on them. i tried to psychologically torture and manipulate them; get inside their heads, until they just wouldn't be able to contain their secrets anymore. i hoped that one day stuffed golden retriever would break down in tears confessing that he could talk all these years, or that dancing remote control power ranger would scream out the truth using more than just his 8 different phrases. i interrogated piano playing elmo, using coarse language and threatening his family, but he wouldn't give me answers so i lit him on fire with a walmart safety brand firecracker. he melted into a puddle, still happily screeching out muffled lyrics to "Old McDonald". i made all the toys gather in a circle and watch elmo burn to embers, his distorted "E I E I O's" echoing in the night
#111 to #56 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
Wizard^
#105 to #56 - crazyanduknowit (05/03/2013) [-]
You are one disturbed, sick ************ .
#99 to #56 - datgermanguy ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
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#93 to #56 - nyanyan (05/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #86 to #56 - starshroom (05/03/2013) [-]
Hello, you must be from 4chan.
#83 to #68 - sabcy (05/03/2013) [-]
renemon is watching you fap
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