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#10 - bcsaint (05/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 - KillerKlownKKK (05/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
My hommie was accused of rape a couple years back. He kept calm got a lawyer said NOTHING when they questioned him for 58 hours over the course of about 4 days. Trail came her family yelled at him in front of the courthouse. "Why wont you just admit it! YOU'RE Making her relive this Nightmare all over again You're Scum." **** like that. He sat calmly through the state's case against him which basically was the girl on the stand for Six hours talking about their relationship and how it ended because he rapped her. His lawyer had one question for her "Are you absolutely sure you're clear on the law about perjury?" 'YES" She screamed. The next morning was time for the defense to put on their case. I sat back smiling ear to ear. First Witness. My friends Dr. "OBJECTION" the prosecutor yells. How is his Dr. relevant? They argued for a second and the judge allowed it but just stick to what relevant to the case. 'How long have you been my client's Dr.?" "22 years" " Ok judge I would like to Dismiss the witness but reserve the right to call him again" 'ok" says the judge. My buddy gets on the stand. "Hello (lets call him David) Did you rape the girl sitting over there?'' "No" How are we supposed to believe you over her she was crying and yelling she seems really upset" "Well" David says "I was Born with a condition called Spina Bifida, My Penis is useful for urination and looking good that's about it" The Lawyer Grabs a HUGE Stack of files "I would like to enter my clients med records as Defense exhibits 1-1,935" Prosecutors Flipped **** !!! Judge start yelling at everyone. I tackled my buddy to the ground and hugging him and humping his leg yelling "OH COME ON THIS SHOULD DO SOMETHING FOR YOU!!!" I was arrested for contempt and disruption. After about an hour of the Judge the Dr. The Lawyer and the Prosecutor talking in Chambers The case was dismissed .
#15 - glassofmilk (05/03/2013) [-]
mfw all these whores say they were raped
mfw all these whores say they were raped
#31 - potatos ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
This kind of ******** is such a complete mockery against women who has actually gotten raped.
Plus these girls ruin the credibility for women all over the world. I will never understand how women can act like this, they are completely screwing themselves over.

Maybe someone should tell them the story about the boy who cried wolf?
#43 - varrlegrimscythe (05/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
GIVE US THEIR NAMES!
#1 - banka (05/02/2013) [-]
If you're going to go to jail for it might aswell go for it.
#33 - rprol (05/03/2013) [-]
if they all died, i would be happy.
#22 - xblueflamex (05/03/2013) [-]
MFW everyone in the comments can't tell this is fake.
MFW everyone in the comments can't tell this is fake.
User avatar #19 - rareultra (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Police come to arrest him. "Oh hey guys check this **** out funny huh?" Bitch gets arrest and fined for defimation of character and false aligations. No clue how to spell either of those sorry.
User avatar #36 - shaftyface ONLINE (05/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
If this is OC, any of these that are posted in the future..


DONT ******* BLANK OUT THE NAMES.

I think I speak for EVERYONE when I say I'd love to visit her FB page and tear her a textual new one.
#42 to #36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/03/2013) [-]
If this is OC, I'm Daniel Craig.
#17 - ricerca (05/03/2013) [-]
******* whore.....
#14 - Shingo (05/03/2013) [-]
5-2-13: The day the reason for homosexuality is discovered.
#52 - urbemarmis (05/03/2013) [-]
she just proved that she was lying. if she was to lie under oath shed go to jail for perjury, which is a federal offense. im not even as pissed that she is lying im just pissed at the stupidity of this cunt
#51 - areyouhammeredbro (05/03/2013) [-]
that is just sick
that is just sick
#34 - yumichan (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't know if it's a fake post or not but there surely are a lot of bitches who have done this kind of thing, and it's certainly is the stupiest act that can be done. Screaming for rape when they're just regretting their choices is making the women who have truly been raped look like liars as well... It really makes me want to bitchslap those whores.
I don't know if it's a fake post or not but there surely are a lot of bitches who have done this kind of thing, and it's certainly is the stupiest act that can be done. Screaming for rape when they're just regretting their choices is making the women who have truly been raped look like liars as well... It really makes me want to bitchslap those whores.
User avatar #40 to #34 - manofparody (05/03/2013) [-]
I knew a girl that did this. My friend/roommate went to jail and got kicked out of school because this slut decided she wanted more attention.
This slut was indeed a slut. She was known for having sex with many men and my friend, against my warnings of her assumed STDs, had sex with this girl. Well, this girl was also known for attention-whoring and has falsely claimed being pregnant many times. She decided to take a new route and claim rape this time. Well, the bitch got what she wanted. She ruined a young man's life for a small amount of attention. Some people in this world need not only a death, but a slow and painful one.
#29 - zellboom (05/03/2013) [-]
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#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How to put an image or gif as a comment on funnyjunk.com ?
User avatar #39 to #37 - justxjames (05/03/2013) [-]
Make an account...
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/03/2013) [-]
woah woah woah.. you cheated on him so he broke up with you? you should go to jail for trying to pin somethng on him
#9 - awesomechardey (05/02/2013) [-]
those bitches are even stupid enough to talk about their evil plans on facebook
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