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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#10 - bcsaint
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User avatar #26 - KillerKlownKKK
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My hommie was accused of rape a couple years back. He kept calm got a lawyer said NOTHING when they questioned him for 58 hours over the course of about 4 days. Trail came her family yelled at him in front of the courthouse. "Why wont you just admit it! YOU'RE Making her relive this Nightmare all over again You're Scum." **** like that. He sat calmly through the state's case against him which basically was the girl on the stand for Six hours talking about their relationship and how it ended because he rapped her. His lawyer had one question for her "Are you absolutely sure you're clear on the law about perjury?" 'YES" She screamed. The next morning was time for the defense to put on their case. I sat back smiling ear to ear. First Witness. My friends Dr. "OBJECTION" the prosecutor yells. How is his Dr. relevant? They argued for a second and the judge allowed it but just stick to what relevant to the case. 'How long have you been my client's Dr.?" "22 years" " Ok judge I would like to Dismiss the witness but reserve the right to call him again" 'ok" says the judge. My buddy gets on the stand. "Hello (lets call him David) Did you rape the girl sitting over there?'' "No" How are we supposed to believe you over her she was crying and yelling she seems really upset" "Well" David says "I was Born with a condition called Spina Bifida, My Penis is useful for urination and looking good that's about it" The Lawyer Grabs a HUGE Stack of files "I would like to enter my clients med records as Defense exhibits 1-1,935" Prosecutors Flipped ****!!! Judge start yelling at everyone. I tackled my buddy to the ground and hugging him and humping his leg yelling "OH COME ON THIS SHOULD DO SOMETHING FOR YOU!!!" I was arrested for contempt and disruption. After about an hour of the Judge the Dr. The Lawyer and the Prosecutor talking in Chambers The case was dismissed .
User avatar #27 to #26 - KillerKlownKKK
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She is now serving 5 years on perjury 3 years on filing a false police report. an a Few other Charges but her full sentence added up to 29 years if it was consecutively but she got it concurrently So the most she'll serve is 11 years or some ****. Her parents had to sell off their house and retirement and their cars and take out a huge loan to pay my Hommie's legal fees and the settles out of court on the civil ****. I like send her letters letting her know how awesome it is to be free.
User avatar #35 to #27 - therealtjthemedic
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One question.
Why did you start humping him.
User avatar #64 to #35 - KillerKlownKKK
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You really would just have to understand what it's like to have a best friend that you would die for, and be so happy that things are gonna work out for him that there's no other way to externalize how happy you are for him. Plus it's not like he's getting any action anywhere else I'm mean **** son, You gotta help a brother out! HA HA HA
#45 to #35 - anon id: 4c19b0b7
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To try and give the dude a boner and show the court nothing would happen, most likely.
#63 to #27 - anon id: 33a291fe
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I'm glad that bitch is in jail.
User avatar #38 to #27 - Kairyuka
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I love you, that was the best story ever!
#15 - glassofmilk
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mfw all these whores say they were raped
mfw all these whores say they were raped
#31 - potatos
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(05/03/2013) [-]
This kind of ******** is such a complete mockery against women who has actually gotten raped.
Plus these girls ruin the credibility for women all over the world. I will never understand how women can act like this, they are completely screwing themselves over.

Maybe someone should tell them the story about the boy who cried wolf?
#43 - varrlegrimscythe
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(05/03/2013) [-]
GIVE US THEIR NAMES!
User avatar #56 to #43 - ariusbrightwing
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I think the old bitch is Nancy or something.
#65 to #43 - anon id: 8c952b6d
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hanne rasmussen
User avatar #46 to #43 - binbunny
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We must find them
#49 to #46 - SimianLich
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Then show this to police.
#23 - aconfuseddonut
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#1 - banka
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(05/02/2013) [-]
If you're going to go to jail for it might aswell go for it.
#33 - rprol
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(05/03/2013) [-]
if they all died, i would be happy.
#22 - xblueflamex
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MFW everyone in the comments can't tell this is fake.
MFW everyone in the comments can't tell this is fake.
User avatar #19 - rareultra
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Police come to arrest him. "Oh hey guys check this **** out funny huh?" Bitch gets arrest and fined for defimation of character and false aligations. No clue how to spell either of those sorry.
#21 to #19 - marsupilami
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Defamation    
   
Allegation    
   
Got your back, bro. :)
Defamation

Allegation

Got your back, bro. :)