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#53 - derplerp (05/02/2013) [-]
This is why I love my age ^_^
I'm 17, and I live in Illinois where 17 is the age of consent. So, if she's, say, as young as 13 it's still legal. and if she's 18+ it's also legal. So I can't lose :)
#65 to #53 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
I turn 17 tomorrow. Time to play on both sides of the fence.
I turn 17 tomorrow. Time to play on both sides of the fence.
User avatar #88 to #65 - spermbank (05/02/2013) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW
User avatar #118 to #88 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #125 to #118 - spermbank (05/02/2013) [-]
IM A WOMAN BUT I'LL BE A MAN FOR YOU SINCE TOMORROW IS YOURE BIRTHDAY
User avatar #129 to #125 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
I actually laughed at that for a lil' bit. Pardon for calling you a man.

Thank you ma'dam for wishing me a delightful anniversary of the day of my birth.
#134 to #129 - spermbank (05/02/2013) [-]
YOURE WELCOME MY VAGINA AND I LOVE YOU
Sorry my gif doesn't work I'm on an ipad
#139 to #134 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
i dont know how to reply to that.   
   
god damn it what do i say?
i dont know how to reply to that.

god damn it what do i say?
#151 to #139 - spermbank (05/02/2013) [-]
I don't know so have this
#174 to #151 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
That leaves me more confused.
#179 to #176 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
A who-vian brony. My gf would be proud to know you.
A who-vian brony. My gf would be proud to know you.
#181 to #179 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
Would she happen to be bi? I'm kidding
#185 to #181 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
Pansexual. You best hope your below the age of 18, or 17 if you live in Ill. if you wanna score.
Pansexual. You best hope your below the age of 18, or 17 if you live in Ill. if you wanna score.
User avatar #189 to #185 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
AND I DONT WANNA SCORE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND
User avatar #186 to #185 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm 15 and I live in Indiana
User avatar #191 to #186 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
I was joking, jeeze. The fastest way to end a convo is bringing up that stuff.

And I'm ~17. As you know. In Ill. As you know.
User avatar #195 to #191 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
XD I'm just screwing with you. Decatur is the worst city on earth. Except New York City. **** that.
User avatar #199 to #195 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
Smaller than Moline ill.

These places are so small cause I lived in LA suburbs. Not used to this small amount of people.
User avatar #203 to #199 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
I thinks there's like, ~9500 people....hue...I don't think I could make it in a big city xD
User avatar #225 to #203 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
Well. She is a woman, so i do not understand her highly irregular emotional ways. She gets so upset all the time. Tis interesting.
User avatar #234 to #225 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
It's the vagina. Seriously xD
#216 to #203 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
Haha, I miss living by the freeway in cali. The soothing sound of traffic and aircraft flying overhead, and the constant thudding of helicopters.   
   
And you want trees, trees and more trees. My Gf would love you.   
she literally hugged trees when she was younger
Haha, I miss living by the freeway in cali. The soothing sound of traffic and aircraft flying overhead, and the constant thudding of helicopters.

And you want trees, trees and more trees. My Gf would love you.
she literally hugged trees when she was younger
#220 to #216 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
....I automatically love this woman. We'd be like, best friends :D
User avatar #209 to #203 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to the comment, so I'm just up here.

There's forests everywhere here in Moline. I got ~2 acres of hilly forest in my own backyard.

Plus I live like a 5 min walk away from the Mississippi so, its pretty good for nature.
#213 to #209 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
I just like, my ovaries just exploded in a flurry of want
User avatar #204 to #203 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
Sheet, I love big cities. I have horrible pollen and grass allergies. Right now I'm operating on like 70% breathing capacity. Nothing natural lives in big cities. My allergies are pretty much 0.
User avatar #206 to #204 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh jeez, I can't stand anywhere without forests. Decatur doesn't have many forests, but the little bit we have is pretty nice...
#66 to #65 - derplerp (05/02/2013) [-]
Congratulations good sir. Happy early birthday.
#68 to #66 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
That's the nicest thing anyone has told me on the internet.
That's the nicest thing anyone has told me on the internet.
#71 to #68 - derplerp (05/02/2013) [-]
Well, I try to be a nice person =3 Firm believer in Karma.
#74 to #71 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
Haha, everyone in Illinois has a weed story.    
   
And Karma is a good way to live. Now, go get some ladies and be a rabbit.   
dont get kids though
Haha, everyone in Illinois has a weed story.

And Karma is a good way to live. Now, go get some ladies and be a rabbit.
dont get kids though
#76 to #74 - derplerp (05/02/2013) [-]
It's because we're an agricultural state, that's why we all smoke weed, xD
And I would but I'm currently committed to my girlfriend :3 (btw, she's 19, AND IT'S LEGAL!!)
User avatar #77 to #76 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
I lived in Cali, now in Illinois, so, pots no big deal.
And, I'm in the opposite situation, my girl is 15.
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