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#11 - baconfattie ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
I dunno, how legal is it to have sex with a mentally retarded person?
#521 to #11 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #472 to #11 - fizzydragon (05/03/2013) [-]
About 5 legals
User avatar #157 to #11 - nervaaurelius (05/03/2013) [-]
I find this face too adorable
#61 to #11 - skybluetroll (05/02/2013) [-]
Pfft, anyone would jump at a chance a that.
#87 to #61 - redtooth (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh god no I wouldn't, it would probably be as enjoyable as sticking your penis into the 						*******					 ocean and calling it a vagina   
   
except the ocean isn't riddled with STDs and isn't a mindless self-conceited 						****					 whose IQ isn't even negative, it's 						*******					 imaginary
Oh god no I wouldn't, it would probably be as enjoyable as sticking your penis into the ******* ocean and calling it a vagina

except the ocean isn't riddled with STDs and isn't a mindless self-conceited **** whose IQ isn't even negative, it's ******* imaginary
#418 to #87 - xxxgnipsxxx (05/03/2013) [-]
If I had the gif of Andy Sandburg singing, "Still Counts" in his I just had sex song I would totally use it right now. :(
User avatar #255 to #87 - pandain (05/03/2013) [-]
heartlessrobot

There you go man, someone used your gif, feel proud
User avatar #522 to #255 - StinkyCheese (05/03/2013) [-]
That isn't actually heartlessrobots gif. I was in the thread.

It was other guy but forgot his name k
User avatar #523 to #522 - pandain (05/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know, but I said it was his because of just his name, I was in that thread too :P
#257 to #255 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Yay!
User avatar #259 to #257 - pandain (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh wait, if I remember correctly you wanted someone to go "Who the **** is heartlessrobot?"... right?

Damn, guess it will be in another opportunity
User avatar #262 to #259 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh, yeah, I forgot. Ah well.
#37 to #11 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
Its actually illegal unless given consent by the parents I believe, because they hold the mind and congnitions of a (sometimes severe) 8 to 12 years old. And you gotta understand majority of the time thats the maximum for the mental capacity. if luck is on the kids side, you get those who age properly, or who at least mature still.

source: I work with special students. Some are developed properly just lacking with mental impairment of learning, others have the capacity of middle school children. Oh and I am in college
User avatar #42 to #37 - senorfrog (05/02/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that be awkward,
Male- "Mister and misses Johnson, can I **** your daughter?"
Father-"After she is done watching Dora the Explorer you can and please put the helmet on her before starting."
User avatar #298 to #42 - coastalhobo (05/03/2013) [-]
Its to marry them off before they fatten up (which always happens in their early 30's)
User avatar #297 to #42 - Kejid (05/03/2013) [-]
that comment made my night XD Thanks!
#63 to #42 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
well thats why theres usually marriage involved.

you wanna get down with my daughter? marry her.
#38 to #37 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
and the kids I work with are in college. I should've mentioned that as well.
User avatar #29 to #11 - Buhadog (05/02/2013) [-]
I don't know if it's legal but it's ******* retarded.
User avatar #14 to #11 - bitchplzzz (05/02/2013) [-]
Where I live, its ok, just make sure you kill it after wards
User avatar #19 to #14 - thefaythless (05/02/2013) [-]
Texas?
User avatar #307 to #19 - puut ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm a Texan... and I can confirm this.
#226 to #19 - godofgods (05/03/2013) [-]
Oregon
User avatar #519 to #226 - therealtjthemedic (05/03/2013) [-]
isnt that a herb
#537 to #519 - godofgods (05/05/2013) [-]
Oregano?
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