Heaven. Vicodin and a stiff drink led to this masterpiece. Somewhat OC... I have an intolerance to bacon i Love You
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#8 - BrayBoy (05/02/2013) [-]
I have an intolerance to bacon
User avatar #23 to #8 - happygrowman (05/03/2013) [-]
what a poor excuse not to eat bacon.
#14 to #8 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/02/2013) [-]
but you can eat it then throw it up then eat it again
User avatar #10 to #9 - BrayBoy (05/02/2013) [-]
I can eat vegetables and some fruit, and turkey. thats pretty much it
#11 to #10 - benjibonz (05/02/2013) [-]
That's no way to live...
That's no way to live...
User avatar #12 to #11 - BrayBoy (05/02/2013) [-]
The worst part is this was only figured out a couple months ago so I know how chocolate, bacon, everything delicious tastes already
User avatar #13 to #8 - iamasian (05/02/2013) [-]
My son, when you are taking your final breaths on your death bed, request one thing from your nurse:

Have her feed you just one strip of bacon.

You will savor its glorious taste as you slowly drift into the void, your life complete...
#32 to #13 - BrayBoy (05/03/2013) [-]
That just may work
#15 - freakeyebilly (05/03/2013) [-]
I have a Ba Co N shirt
User avatar #25 - jewsburninindaoven (05/03/2013) [-]
It really should be Barium, Carbon, Oxygen, and Nitrogen. That's more accurate because it does have mostly Carbon and Oxygen. Also, Sodium, Chlorine, Potassium, Iron, Calcium, Phosphorous, and many insignificant transition metals (like Barium).

p.s. I'm a bacon expert.
#29 to #25 - benjibonz (05/03/2013) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #19 - MeezaRoon (05/03/2013) [-]
But are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon?
Because you are F-I-Ne
User avatar #20 to #19 - benjibonz (05/03/2013) [-]
Nah, I'm made of Copper and Tellurium.

I'm CuTe.
User avatar #3 - cptjoe ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
So it's true... there's no heaven for vegetarians.
#30 - HeartOfTheDL (05/03/2013) [-]
Now I'll be telling you all how the real bible was to be written before some assholes decided it wouldn't make the cut.
On the first day god said let the be light however it wasn't the first thing he did. On day 0 god said let there be bacon and so it was. From there light was made from bacon.
When Adam and Eve were created, god said don't eat the stupid apple eat the god dam bacon I created. But some bitch wanted to be "healthy" and **** and ate the apple. That pissed god off.
When god sent his son down to save humans it wasn't because they were sinful. It was because they didn't eat bacon. Pigs were considered dirty but that is because they evolved from bacon. Pigs can eat anything because nothing can destroy bacon.

Fun facts about bacon:
>Bacon is used bullet resistant vests. It is not show or said because it's a specially treated bacon.

> Bacon can not be destroyed however it can be absorbed to strengthen the host's body.

> If you threw bacon into a lava lake the lava lake will burn up leaving the bacon strip in a creator where the lava was.

> Zeus' ultimate weapon was not his lighting bolt but bacon. He defeated the titans by throwing bacon at them.

> Bacon was the 'thunderstone' to our species. The missing link used bacon to evolve.

> Only bacon can cook bacon.

>Bacon bacon bacon.

Now you know the truth behind the bible and some fun facts about bacon today. Some day bacon will be used to cure cancer and make us immortal. Praise Bacon!
#27 - darkjustifier (05/03/2013) [-]
part of this complete breakfast.
part of this complete breakfast.
User avatar #21 - flixoe (05/03/2013) [-]
We need Molybdenium Argon Barium Cobalt Nitrogen...

MoAr BaCoN!
User avatar #26 to #21 - jewsburninindaoven (05/03/2013) [-]
Don't you mean Molybdenum, Rhenium, Barium, Carbon, Oxygen, and Nitrogen.

MoRe BaCON
#17 - baconbaconator (05/03/2013) [-]
mfw bacon is mentioned
#18 to #17 - benjibonz (05/03/2013) [-]
I am so saving this.   
   
By the waqy, I love your username.   
   
i want to eat you
I am so saving this.

By the waqy, I love your username.

i want to eat you
User avatar #1 - mayormilkman (05/02/2013) [-]
Is it crispy bacon or chewy bacon? I prefer the former.
#2 to #1 - benjibonz (05/02/2013) [-]
I prefer right in between. Not too chewy, with a little bit of crisp.
User avatar #4 - whysosyria (05/02/2013) [-]
I prefer my bacon like my jews: Crispy
#6 to #4 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
you like your bacon baked inside an oven?
User avatar #7 to #6 - whysosyria (05/02/2013) [-]
No, no. I have a gigantic frying pan were i cook both. It is a mess in the kitchen, but worth the taste!
#24 - lilRican ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
ooooooooooooh another bacon pooost ....    
bacon is soo yummy mmmmmm   
we get it..... you like bacon....   
but jesus christ can you guys jsut like...... stop?
ooooooooooooh another bacon pooost ....
bacon is soo yummy mmmmmm
we get it..... you like bacon....
but jesus christ can you guys jsut like...... stop?
#28 to #24 - benjibonz (05/03/2013) [-]
ooooooooooooh another brony ....    
Ponies are soo yummy mmmmmm    
we get it..... you like ponies....    
but jesus christ can you guys just like...... stop?
ooooooooooooh another brony ....
Ponies are soo yummy mmmmmm
we get it..... you like ponies....
but jesus christ can you guys just like...... stop?
#33 to #28 - lilRican ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
I said what i said because everyone always goes  ape 			****		 over bacon... every comment in a bacon post is always people orgasmic reactions about bacon....   
Im not saying bacon isn't good... trust me on that... im just saying why does every post about bacon on this site is immediately streamed with All hail the glorious strip of meat... ive been here for a while... and you have to... are you saying you dont get tired of the same run on joke that is just "bacon is good?" because I have...
I said what i said because everyone always goes ape **** over bacon... every comment in a bacon post is always people orgasmic reactions about bacon....
Im not saying bacon isn't good... trust me on that... im just saying why does every post about bacon on this site is immediately streamed with All hail the glorious strip of meat... ive been here for a while... and you have to... are you saying you dont get tired of the same run on joke that is just "bacon is good?" because I have...
#34 to #33 - lilRican ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
The same thing can be said when a pony post comes up as well... but I barely even comment when a pony post comes up... let alone get the hopeless need to tell everyone why i like it so much...
the only Relation i have with ponies as of now are the boards i recently and rarely go to....
#35 to #34 - lilRican ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
Also... I wasn't necessarily complaining about your post in particular... im talking about all bacon posts...
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