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Vicodin and a stiff drink led to this masterpiece. Somewhat OC.

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#8 - BrayBoy (05/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I have an intolerance to bacon
#15 - freakeyebilly (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have a Ba Co N shirt
User avatar #25 - jewsburninindaoven (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It really should be Barium, Carbon, Oxygen, and Nitrogen. That's more accurate because it does have mostly Carbon and Oxygen. Also, Sodium, Chlorine, Potassium, Iron, Calcium, Phosphorous, and many insignificant transition metals (like Barium).

p.s. I'm a bacon expert.
User avatar #19 - MeezaRoon (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon?
Because you are F-I-Ne
User avatar #3 - cptjoe (05/02/2013) [-]
So it's true... there's no heaven for vegetarians.
#30 - HeartOfTheDL (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Now I'll be telling you all how the real bible was to be written before some assholes decided it wouldn't make the cut.
On the first day god said let the be light however it wasn't the first thing he did. On day 0 god said let there be bacon and so it was. From there light was made from bacon.
When Adam and Eve were created, god said don't eat the stupid apple eat the god dam bacon I created. But some bitch wanted to be "healthy" and **** and ate the apple. That pissed god off.
When god sent his son down to save humans it wasn't because they were sinful. It was because they didn't eat bacon. Pigs were considered dirty but that is because they evolved from bacon. Pigs can eat anything because nothing can destroy bacon.

Fun facts about bacon:
>Bacon is used bullet resistant vests. It is not show or said because it's a specially treated bacon.

> Bacon can not be destroyed however it can be absorbed to strengthen the host's body.

> If you threw bacon into a lava lake the lava lake will burn up leaving the bacon strip in a creator where the lava was.

> Zeus' ultimate weapon was not his lighting bolt but bacon. He defeated the titans by throwing bacon at them.

> Bacon was the 'thunderstone' to our species. The missing link used bacon to evolve.

> Only bacon can cook bacon.

>Bacon bacon bacon.

Now you know the truth behind the bible and some fun facts about bacon today. Some day bacon will be used to cure cancer and make us immortal. Praise Bacon!
#27 - darkjustifier (05/03/2013) [-]
part of this complete breakfast.
part of this complete breakfast.
#21 - flixoe (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
We need Molybdenium Argon Barium Cobalt Nitrogen...

MoAr BaCoN!
#17 - baconbaconator (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw bacon is mentioned
User avatar #1 - mayormilkman (05/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is it crispy bacon or chewy bacon? I prefer the former.
#24 - lilRican (05/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
ooooooooooooh another bacon pooost ....    
bacon is soo yummy mmmmmm   
we get it..... you like bacon....   
but jesus christ can you guys jsut like...... stop?
ooooooooooooh another bacon pooost ....
bacon is soo yummy mmmmmm
we get it..... you like bacon....
but jesus christ can you guys jsut like...... stop?
#28 to #24 - benjibonz (05/03/2013) [-]
ooooooooooooh another brony ....    
Ponies are soo yummy mmmmmm    
we get it..... you like ponies....    
but jesus christ can you guys just like...... stop?
ooooooooooooh another brony ....
Ponies are soo yummy mmmmmm
we get it..... you like ponies....
but jesus christ can you guys just like...... stop?
User avatar #4 - whysosyria (05/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I prefer my bacon like my jews: Crispy
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