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#18 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
I hate batman so much... he's not even a real super hero. There's nothing super about him. He's just a hero. He's basically a smart ninja... are ninjas super heroes? No. Batman should not be part of the justice league. He's a fucking glorified detective. He has no super powers. He's not super human. He's a regular ninja. Call him a hero, but not a SUPER hero.
User avatar #45 to #18 - zorororonoa (05/02/2013) [-]
When you create a character that becomes insanely popular worldwide and is one of the main faces of a popular comic company, then you can decide what classifies as a super hero or not. Until then, shut the fuck up. He is the Goddamn Batman.
#43 to #18 - Tyranitar (05/02/2013) [-]
Batman isn't an actual member of the Justice League
Batman has taken on super-powered villains that were on Superman's level
Batman has taken on the entire corrupted Justice League by himself, and won.
Batman is rich and gets bitches.
#48 to #43 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
All his fights are complete and utter bullshit. There's no way in hell he'd ever win any of those fights. Things always just HAPPEN to happen the exact perfect way they need to in order for batman to win. It's bullshit. If it was a fair fight, 1 on 1, superman would destroy him. But Batman's fights are always staked in his favor. Superman is way too fucking fast for batman. He would knock batman's head off before Batman's human eyes even processed the information. That's how an actual fight between them would go. Batman's human reflexes can't keep up with superman.
User avatar #86 to #48 - sagedivinity (05/02/2013) [-]
Except that batman wouldn't fight superman in fair fight, that's just dumb.
#93 to #86 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
This is my point. He knows he doesn't stand a chance so he has to find a way to cheat. This is why he's a bullshit hero.
User avatar #97 to #93 - sagedivinity (05/02/2013) [-]
Cheat? The man doesn't have super powers.
#103 to #97 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
His fights are rigged as fuck.
User avatar #106 to #103 - sagedivinity (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean. If he doesn't when with pure skill alone his intelligence ensures victory. It's not like batman is the most overpowered super hero ever like superman with endless abilities and boundless strength and speed.
#107 to #106 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
No just everything happens the exact perfect way they need to in order for batman to win his fights. I was watching one of those justice league movies with a friend and he was being chased by this huge thing, got shot in the back of his jet pack, and suddenly out of FUCKING NOWHERE there's a small gap that he fits through perfectly JUST in time to escape.
User avatar #109 to #107 - sagedivinity (05/03/2013) [-]
That's what you meant? That happens to every hero, especially superman. Look at every single last one of his fights with Metallo. Superman will get his overpowered alien rump handed to him for 90% of the fight and by some miracle Metallo gets knocked out by falling ruble or someone coming to save superman. Then there is all of his tights with darkside in which superman gets an unexplained boost if strength after getting smacked around like a chump. The shows have to be interest, you need to think the hero is in danger to stay engaged in the drama of the fight otherwise it remains linear and predictable.
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User avatar #61 to #48 - Tyranitar (05/02/2013) [-]
I believe it was said somewhere that Batman always has kryptonite on his person because he doesn't trust Superman since he went bad once.
#79 to #61 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
Like I said, superman is still too god damn fast. Superman would knock Batman's head off before he even gets that bullshit ring of his out of his pocket.
User avatar #85 to #79 - sagedivinity (05/02/2013) [-]
In some iterations batman has a kryptonite suit that would be used to fight Superman. I also don't think bats would fight big blue without without proper preparation. We all know sups is stronger and faster, but the caped crusader is the worlds greatest detective.
#96 to #85 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
It's not a fair fight if either of them has the advantage of the first attack. It needs to be completely random. Like this. They both get teleported to the middle of no where, a huge empty field, no trees or anything for superman or batman to hide behind, no way for superman to just simply fly away from the fight, they MUST fight, and batman gets put under mind control. They then fight. Superman would win. No one gets the advantage of knowing about the fight before hand so they can't take any precautions. Just a straight up fair fight, no gimmicks.
User avatar #98 to #96 - sagedivinity (05/02/2013) [-]
Does that mean batman can't use the kryptonite he always carries around?
#104 to #98 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
Like i've said before Superman is too god damn fast. Superman would knock Batman's head off before Batman's human eyes and brain could even process the information. He'd never even be able to reach for that bullshit ring of his.
User avatar #105 to #104 - sagedivinity (05/03/2013) [-]
Think so? You don't need to get very close with kryptonite before it starts taking effect. Once it starts taking effect superman loses his kryptonian abilities that includes his speed.
#108 to #105 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
Superman doesn't need to get close either... shoot his lazer vision. No human can move faster than the speed of light, which lazers are. Also Batman would never even be able to take it out of his belt.
User avatar #110 to #108 - sagedivinity (05/03/2013) [-]
First of all superman's HEAT beams do not travel at the speed of light and have been dodged by both friends and foes. What makes you think superman would think to stop batman from using the belt? Superman man is very pretentious and over confident. I don't think superman would take the fight serious enough at the beginning giving Batman all the time he needs and even if superman man is hostile from the start that just gives Bats the opportunity to control the fight.
#111 to #110 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
The second batman even flinched a muscle Superman would be right on top of him ripping his arms off. Batman would never control this fight, he doesn't stand a chance. He can't keep up with superman. Superman is as fast as the flash if not faster. Humans can not keep up with him.
User avatar #112 to #111 - sagedivinity (05/03/2013) [-]
Superman is not faster than Flash. Your acting like the Boy Scout would be on Batman the second he moved, why would the most over powered being on earth fiightfull out against an earthling with no super powers. Super,an has always held back out of fear of going to far. I think your underestimating what kryptonite actually is capable of to a kryptonian. Your entire assessment of the battle depends on super getting the first hit in, but batman doesn't need to. All he need is a green rock or to prevent superman from absorbing sunlight.
#113 to #112 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
In a real full out fight superman wouldn't hold back... that's the point of this. There's no bullshit gimmicks. It's a fair 1 on 1 fight. Superman would win. Superman would definitely get the first hit. I know superman can go at least Mach 4, Which is 4 times the speed of sound. How the fuck can a human even try to keep up with that? Batman will never be able to use that rock of his...
#26 to #18 - batwill **User deleted account** (05/02/2013) [-]
GTFO anon
GTFO anon
#20 to #18 - nuttyprofessor (05/02/2013) [-]
Because that copypasta isn't getting old.
Because that copypasta isn't getting old.
#29 to #20 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
Doesn't make it any less true.
#19 to #18 - bocatadesesos (05/02/2013) [-]
His superpower is being rich, the best superpower
#30 to #19 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
That's not a super power you idiot...
#33 to #30 - bocatadesesos (05/02/2013) [-]
With money you can buy superpowers... and bitches, best superpower ever!
#49 to #33 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
Ok clearly you're an idiot so here you go.

Superpower - power greater in scope or magnitude than that which is natural.

Being rich isn't a fucking superpower...
User avatar #62 to #49 - Zarosh (05/02/2013) [-]
like iron man, he has no powers, just money, but i dont see you ripping into the avengers.
#81 to #62 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
We're focusing on batman here... try to stay on topic. I agree Ironman doesn't have powers either but stay focused.
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