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#42 - baconbiscuits (05/02/2013) [-]
Story Time

>Move in with girlfriend and her roommate (woot)
>Her roommate has a cat called Bell
>Cat immediately falls in love with me
>Sleeping? Bell on my chest
>Playing xbox, Bell purring on my lap
>Always been allergic to cats growing up, not with Bell for some reason
>Love Bell to death, first cat ever I cared for
>Every day for like 20 minutes when I was sitting
>Bell walks up, places her forehead up against me and purrs
>Think nothing of the silly cat logic
>Looked cute anyway, so I just let her do it
>Flash forward a few months
>Fiance (congrats to me) and her roomie get in a huge fight
>We move out
>Bell sad as fuck
>Want to go see her but it's futile
>Find out a few weeks later she died
>Find out that when cats put their heads against you like that, it's because they love you
>To cats, YOU are the pets and they are the owner
>So when they love you, they push their head against you
>Something just behind their forehead releases a chemical that strengthens their bond to you
>Sometimes I still feel her press her little head up me
>Sweet dreams, Bell
#59 to #42 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (05/02/2013) [-]
I felt my smile slowly turn into a frown
#58 to #42 - thunderkrux (05/02/2013) [-]
I can't... I just need to.... I'm going to lay down now.
I can't... I just need to.... I'm going to lay down now.
#47 to #42 - pitsi (05/02/2013) [-]
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#95 to #44 - baconbiscuits (12/11/2013) [-]
Reading through old comments, one more for ya.    
>Flash forward many months from last story   
>Get a new cat, long hair (Not allergic)   
>Propose to girlfriend in all out proposal (Very expensive)   
>Get married: hooray for 2 weeks until   
>Laid off from work randomly   
>6 months couldn't find work; Get steady job (huge pay cut)   
>Leave for 2 weeks training for military (reserves)   
>Wife cries telling me to "Hurry home."    
>2 hours into 16 hour bus ride I get a text   
>"I want a divorce" Think she's joking; she's not   
>Rough 2 weeks   
>Finally get home hoping to work things out: Nope.   
>Laid myself out entirely: bawled and begged; She looked irritated   
>Won't even tell me why, just "No."    
>I fall asleep crying with my cat while she packs   
>Wake up: cat is gone: she gave him away   
>"Why would you do that?!"   
>"As long as you don't have him."   
>Turns out she cheated on me for several guys, ended up sticking with huge doucher   
>Told everyone that I cheated on her while I was at training   
>Both worked at some establishment (lesson learned)   
>Went out of her way to make my life hell   
>Still haven't seen cat, but was given an identical one after word of what happened spread   
Update: The day this started (When I left for training) was exactly a month after I left that original story. It was a very rough summer. Closest I've ever been to suicide were those first few weeks home from training. Doing much better now! The guy she cheated on me for ended up cheating on her so I guess these things have a way of working them out. She came back to me hoping to find sympathy and a daddy for the baby she'll be having with him now. Nope.
Reading through old comments, one more for ya.
>Flash forward many months from last story
>Get a new cat, long hair (Not allergic)
>Propose to girlfriend in all out proposal (Very expensive)
>Get married: hooray for 2 weeks until
>Laid off from work randomly
>6 months couldn't find work; Get steady job (huge pay cut)
>Leave for 2 weeks training for military (reserves)
>Wife cries telling me to "Hurry home."
>2 hours into 16 hour bus ride I get a text
>"I want a divorce" Think she's joking; she's not
>Rough 2 weeks
>Finally get home hoping to work things out: Nope.
>Laid myself out entirely: bawled and begged; She looked irritated
>Won't even tell me why, just "No."
>I fall asleep crying with my cat while she packs
>Wake up: cat is gone: she gave him away
>"Why would you do that?!"
>"As long as you don't have him."
>Turns out she cheated on me for several guys, ended up sticking with huge doucher
>Told everyone that I cheated on her while I was at training
>Both worked at some establishment (lesson learned)
>Went out of her way to make my life hell
>Still haven't seen cat, but was given an identical one after word of what happened spread
Update: The day this started (When I left for training) was exactly a month after I left that original story. It was a very rough summer. Closest I've ever been to suicide were those first few weeks home from training. Doing much better now! The guy she cheated on me for ended up cheating on her so I guess these things have a way of working them out. She came back to me hoping to find sympathy and a daddy for the baby she'll be having with him now. Nope.
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