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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - xmeatshieldx
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#50 to #11 - zomaru
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How hard can they be?
User avatar #64 to #50 - Captainunhelpful
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Shield swatted aside and armor ignored while he guts your ass hard.
#151 to #64 - xyaleon
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Bitch please. You don't need int to use Pyromancy.
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#208 to #182 - deliciousdee
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He's such a ******* bro. I always made sure to keep him alive.
He's such a ******* bro. I always made sure to keep him alive.
User avatar #200 to #182 - xyaleon
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Too bad he becomes Undead trying to find more powerful pyromancies. At least I think he does.
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#194 to #182 - manhat
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the only ones who are trying to use you in the game are the serpents and the merchants.
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#226 to #199 - manhat
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in my experience Solaire did nothing but let me summon him to fight the boss he never used me to try to get his sun, if anything i'm using him. Lautrec never uses you to get fire keeper souls, he asks for your help out of the cell and he rewards you, he then goes and kills the firekeeper but all he did to you was pay you to free him from the cell. Eyengi wants you to help the fair lady who is his friend. if i wanted a stranger to help my sick friend i guess im using the stranger but im not taking advantage of them. the other people such as griggs, rhea, nico, vince, petrus, the crestfallen warrior, logan, oswald, shiva, oscar, sieglinde. and lots of others are not using you. unless you mean "using" as in your character helps those people in which case im wrong. But the way i feel when you say using is that those people are taking advantage of your character, which they are not.
User avatar #204 to #199 - deliciousdee
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Solaire does his own exploring and searching and selflessly offers help whenever he can. I can think of many other examples of NPCs that aren't just using you too.
#166 to #50 - anon id: ff3c0ee0
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To see at all in that place, you have to hold that lantern up.
While you're holding the lantern up, you can't attack.

Do you see our predicament?
#169 to #166 - anon id: 802b3ef6
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Do you even praise the sun?

Use the Sunlight Maggot
User avatar #149 to #50 - hydraetis
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...you do realise it's Dark Souls we're talking about right?
User avatar #150 to #149 - zomaru
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Never played it. How hard can a bag of bones be?
User avatar #165 to #150 - hydraetis
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...Have you not learned anything about Dark Souls during your time here? I have never played it either but I know of it's terrifying difficulty.
#102 to #11 - girrafalopegis
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same feeling
same feeling
User avatar #105 to #102 - superanonymouspers
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YOU KNOW IT'S THERE, WHY DO YOU KEEP OPENING THE DOOR?!
User avatar #228 to #105 - skunkmilk
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THEY KNOW HOW TO OPEN DOORS! ALL HOPE IS LOST!
#294 to #228 - superanonymouspers
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GOOD LORD! NOOOOO!!!
#297 to #294 - skunkmilk
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#145 to #102 - bleebloo
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**** those things.
#155 to #145 - anon id: eb693b7f
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yeas
User avatar #167 to #102 - nigeltheoutlaw
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At least it's not one of the spiked ones. "COME GIVE ME A HUG LEON."
#246 to #102 - anon id: b5357ee3
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Resident evil 4 logic.........the levers pull themselves
User avatar #14 - arrisarrad
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It really makes sense in Skyrim that the skeletons are weak. They have to muscles, their joints are supposedly held together by magic (cursed remains), and leather strips (necromancer made remains). So they're somewhat delicate.
#124 to #14 - jakeattack
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and for dark souls?? ha you got nothing. dark souls say **** logic you dead boi
User avatar #139 to #124 - pabloch
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I think arrisarrad was talking about skyrim, not darksouls. No point in bringing that up here, despite the post mentioning dark souls as well
#140 to #139 - jakeattack
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no i was comparing them. soo...
#273 to #14 - fannybanny
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Haha I'm sorry, I couldn't resist not imagining then creating this after I read what you wrote

I should probably stop smoking weed.

#231 to #14 - boydaranga
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Have the necromancers and curses gotten lazy or something since the past 200 years?
User avatar #241 to #231 - arrisarrad
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Maybe it's just because any necromancer worth his salt in Skyrim can raise the dead directly and they have Draugr for ancient cursed undead.
User avatar #243 to #241 - boydaranga
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good point
#27 to #14 - renzard
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Gravelord Nito disagrees.
#22 to #14 - shockstorm
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'They have to muscles.'
User avatar #198 to #22 - arrisarrad
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No muscles. It's one letter, gimme a break I was typing fast in the dark!
User avatar #300 to #198 - shockstorm
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ahh ok
#40 to #14 - bothemastaofall
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I too sometimes muscle, so I know how weak things that muscle are
User avatar #197 to #40 - arrisarrad
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Haha, meant to say "no" there, Buddy.
#30 - potatochips
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User avatar #177 to #30 - botherandbefuddle
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Papa Nito's wild ride makes makes Mr. Bones look like a little bitch.
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User avatar #261 to #260 - tragono **User deleted account**
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Oh.
#86 to #30 - deathcampforjewtie
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#58 to #30 - BroStoryCool
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PAPA NITO'S WILD TOMB
THE DARKNESS NEVER ENDS
#53 to #30 - dontshoot
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it never ends!
#185 to #53 - regularmexican
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It will end when you return the slab.
#38 to #30 - niggagary
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Spooky scary skeletons
Spooky scary skeletons
#7 - outerfiend
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and then there are these *************
User avatar #130 to #7 - Johnsfer
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But those ************* on normal difficulty don't **** you 6 ways from sunday, and if you want to get technical about difficulty, NG+7 will most likely one shot you.
User avatar #193 to #130 - psychodreadnought
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what kind of crap build you got that you get killed so easily?
User avatar #299 to #193 - Johnsfer
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So you never got to NG+7 on Dark souls eh?
No but those skeleton dogs if they catch you off guard, will kill you with their charging attack. That doesn't happen to me because if I go visit Papa Nito, I run through the Tomb, stop at the bonfire and run straight to him.
User avatar #301 to #299 - psychodreadnought
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I have. I didn't mean the dogs, because yea they'll **** you up. I do the same, honestly, I hate those dogs unless i'm on my mage.
#238 to #193 - fractalius
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>One shot
>Killed so easilly
>Implying that the only times I ever die are the times I get hit once.
>Implying I ever get hit at all

By the time you are on NG7 you just use builds centered on not getting hit at all because if you get hit even once, you're probably either dead or stunned long enough to get hit 2-3 times, which means death.

Poise is such a ****** concept. Good idea, terrible execution.
User avatar #295 to #238 - psychodreadnought
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not really, because with 0 poise anything that hits you you get interrupted. and if you're casting sorcery/pyromancy or even just swinging a heavy weapon, then you want poise. yes, you want to focus on not getting hit, but you want to make sure that you can actually take one if you screw up.
#298 to #295 - fractalius
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The point is, any enemy that isn't just another mob (I.e. Black Knights, Drakes, other big hitting monsters) requires at least 30-40 poise to tank through. If you have that much poise, then you need a lot of endurance to fast roll (Mid rolling is for scrubs), if you have that much endurance, then you have less health or less damage output. And still you can only tank through one or two hits at most.

If you scratch the heavy armor, and go fast/ninja roll, then you can simply use the invulnerability frames to roll through attacks, and produce more damage to take out enemies quicker.

This is pretty much how better players face PvP as well
User avatar #302 to #298 - psychodreadnought
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mmdks.com/25rc

I'm sorry, but you must not know how to build your character very well if you don't know how to have high End and Vit whilst doing high damg.
#307 to #302 - fractalius
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>Giantdad
HAHAHAHaHahaaahaahaha.. haha.. oh my god you did not just bring up giantdadding as a serious point.

It's as close as you can possibly get to an exploit/glitch without actually being one. Trying to say that using the chaoszwei as a viable build for NG7 means that everyone can and should use high vit/end builds is the most retarded thing ever.

Giantdadding isn't even that GOOD. Say you're in Anor Londo, NG7, and you ran out of humanity. If you die you're so incredibly ****** it's not even funny. There is literally NOTHING you can do, because you can't warp out of there, your ****** zwei does like 30 damage per hit because you have no more manatees left, and your STR/DEX is so low that no other weapons are viable.

Obviously you would bring a **** load of manatees with you, but having to watch that all the time is incredibly inefficient.

>TL;DR you can't use Giantdad as a point for anything, because if you even use that build, you're a massive faggot.

Son I'm not even thumbing you down anymore because I feel bad for you. THIS is how I take on NG7. You don't get hit.

mmdks.com/25vb
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wasn't a giant dad, also I was showing you damg with high poise and vit.

mmdks.com/25wf

your soul lvl 1 has no style dude.
#311 to #309 - fractalius
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Yeah I get it, but it's so close to giantdad. The point being the only way to have high damage, high vitality, AND high endurance to the point where you can actually take multiple hits and keep fighting is to min/max the **** out of the game, which makes it not very fun.

I make builds, but I center them around looks and weapons I like to use. Then I minmax my stats a bit (Only for PVP really) and then move in that general direction as I play through the game.

I.e. I use this, and have it in the back of my mind as a good finishing point as I play.
mmdks.com/265p
This is the biggest gottawinfast build I've ever made. Didn't expect it to go that way as I made it, but I wanted to try something different from faith/dex that I usually use. Oh well I might try it
#312 to #311 - psychodreadnought
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I like how we changed from an small argument and bashing to a build talk. Also, I would suggest an enchanted claymore/bastard sword  over the moonlight great sword. the damg is higher even without high dex/str at 99 int. unless you just like the power attacks.    
   
this is what I like to use for my solo. at least it's what it's at currently.    
mmdks.com/267b   
   
after NG+3ish I just play fashion souls. I like looking awesome when doing my handsprings. and I've been doing a LOT of challenge builds with my brother. like currently we're doing dual parry daggers. it's pretty fun.
I like how we changed from an small argument and bashing to a build talk. Also, I would suggest an enchanted claymore/bastard sword over the moonlight great sword. the damg is higher even without high dex/str at 99 int. unless you just like the power attacks.

this is what I like to use for my solo. at least it's what it's at currently.
mmdks.com/267b

after NG+3ish I just play fashion souls. I like looking awesome when doing my handsprings. and I've been doing a LOT of challenge builds with my brother. like currently we're doing dual parry daggers. it's pretty fun.
#313 to #312 - fractalius
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Yeah I always jump the gun to arguing on this website. It gets conversations done faster.

I usually use either the Claymore, dual rapiers, or dragonslayer spear. I know they aren't the best, but I love using them. The moonlight sword is just fun to use. Realistically I'd probably go with this, but the 100% magic damage does help against turtles.
mmdks.com/2680
I'd also keep another +15 Claymore in my inv that I can swap to and CMW if I'm facing a boss or invader.
User avatar #314 to #313 - psychodreadnought
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Dragonslayer spear is awesome. I use it on my other faith guy.

mmdks.com/2681

idk about dual rapiers, I don't use rapiers myself, I enjoy the poise destroyers.
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#160 to #117 - xDarkness
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Then his friend runs up and backstabs you.    
   
Damn i love this gif.
Then his friend runs up and backstabs you.

Damn i love this gif.
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#2 - bloodhount [OP]
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#41 - bowties
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****.****.****.****.****.
User avatar #108 to #41 - thespartanpony
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especially in MineZ
#71 to #41 - vicioushaze
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****.****.****
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