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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #5 - biograde
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(05/01/2013) [-]
astronauts also need to wipe their asses
User avatar #7 to #5 - eddymolly
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Do they wipe? I'd have thought they just poop in a tube or something, then you don't have to fly up paper just to be literally **** on
User avatar #11 to #7 - biograde
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I actually have no idea
User avatar #4 - maorox
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Tree President.

TP

Close enough
User avatar #1 - mudkipfucker
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(04/30/2013) [-]
The tree is dead



Like your dreams
#3 to #1 - anon id: bed34395
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The tree was never real


Much like the stories people have told you about, you being special and that you will ever amount to anything other than becoming just another face in the crowd with a mindless, meaningless job and a family that you constantly disappoint even though they'll never tell you.

Well, ya know what kiddo. I think it's time you turn your life around and buy that boat you've always wanted. Go see that world and make sweet sweet love to hot pirate babe. THAT was my dream! Then I found out that pirates aren't even real. SURE you can go pay some hooker to give you a handjob with a hook for a hand while she screams "I'll get you Peter Pan" but it's just not the same ._.

tl;dr asians can actually read minds
- With love Anon
#10 - anon id: f5dd54d3
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should add a new scene after the last that shows that roll of toilet paper on a colony on mars.
#9 - zombiefackx
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Down the toilet your dreams shall go.
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#2 - anon id: 8b712bef
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(05/01/2013) [-]
Well, he ended up in the oval office.