Gentle hint. before high school prom.. Rage at me if you wish, but I need to get this out of my system. I have been dating my gf for over a year now and I am SO SICK OF like this, you'd think that he
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#2 - John Cena (04/30/2013) [-]
THE TIP OF THE GUN IS RUBBING AGAINST HIS JUNK. SOMETHING FUNNY SOMEWHERE IN THERE.
User avatar #4 to #2 - mobysdick (04/30/2013) [-]
Sadly for thet girl... he seems to be enyoing that..
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User avatar #67 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (05/01/2013) [-]
The look on his face just says "Yea, I'm still gonna **** her"
User avatar #154 to #14 - jaxonnn ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
"Jokes on you, I already ****** her"
User avatar #17 - nightmaren (04/30/2013) [-]
Look at that cheeky cunts face.
Look at it.
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User avatar #157 to #12 - hemming (05/01/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that's a magazine in his other hand...
User avatar #29 to #12 - idkmyusername (05/01/2013) [-]
Guns aren't scary enough... You need a rusty hatchet and a very manly beard
User avatar #55 to #29 - opieman (05/01/2013) [-]
What my dad did for my sister was to sit in the kitchen sharpening a machete while staring silently at her date. I thought he was going to pass out.
#32 - freenarative (05/01/2013) [-]
Why is her prom date carrying a gun and why is her brother in th picture too?
#38 - cmilanes (05/01/2013) [-]
Rage at me if you wish, but I need to get this out of my system. I have been dating my gf for over a year now and I am SO ******* SICK OF ******** like this, you'd think that her parents and family members would be used to me by now but because of this stupid ******* mentality of "Oh I need to be overprotective of my daughter and threaten her bf constantly to be a good parent" is a huge pain in the ass to deal with. Why the **** would you think it's okay to threaten a guy you don't even know about a topic that should be discussed in a calm, civilized manner. DO YOU ******* PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE COOL? DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY? IT'S NOT ******* FUNNY. Look at that poor kid, that father probably ruined his prom night. "Oh I'm all cool being an ass to this kid my daughter knows and trusts; I'm going to ruin his prom night because that makes me a good father." **** YOU. I'll have you know, if your kid is having sex, and its not rape, their partner isn't the one to ******* blame. ITS YOUR KID AND YOUR PARENTING SKILLS. "OMG THIS KID HAD CONSENSUAL SEX WITH MY DAUGHTER! I'M GONNA PUT A HOLE IN HIS HEAD! THAT'LL TEACH HIM! THAT'LL SOLVE THE PROBLEM!" - ******* Idiots. Plus, they look old enough to make their own ******* decisions to me; I mean, they're eighteen or seventeen if they're going to prom. stupid asshole.


okay. i am done raging now. sorry for the text wall.
#49 to #38 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
Hory shet, I think someone's bubble of holding **** in for a long time just burst. Sucks to hear you have to deal with **** like that mang. But chin up, if she's worth it, then grind dem teeth, bear it then move right the **** out.
#52 to #38 - shadowvision (05/01/2013) [-]
I know how you feel man. One of the reasons I'm not going to add to the fire.

For the adults: Remember, if you threaten to hurt your daughter's boyfriend, they are still going to have sex, and when she ends up pregnant and he is suddenly in another state, you have no one to blame but yourself.

I would honestly choke that asshole with the gun until he blacked out and turned blue in the face. I do not take kindly to threats.
User avatar #142 to #38 - torexofthenight (05/01/2013) [-]
As of April 18th of this year me and my girlfriend have been dating for a year. My GF's dad wanted to keep us away on our anniversary, and tried his damn near hardest. Why you ask, why would a father want to keep his daughter away from her boyfriend on their anniversary? Because "They've been together for a year, I know what I was doing at their age, and I know what I'd want on this day. And I ain't lettin them have the chance!"

Luckily, her mother stepped in...
User avatar #187 to #142 - cmilanes (05/02/2013) [-]
Feels man. Let's wallow about it together. Saw you had a red thumb (idk y) so i thumbed you back up :)
User avatar #188 to #187 - torexofthenight (05/02/2013) [-]
Eh, I figured it was because I was complaining lol.

He's done a lot of crap like this, it got worse the day he realized he couldn't ACTUALLY kick my ass. (He was huffing and weaving with a suitcase and dropped it. I asked if he wants me to take a try at it, he said sure, and I was able to carry it no problem.) Now he's always on the defensive, and constantly threatening me. He won't even let me hug her without starting his growling.
User avatar #189 to #188 - cmilanes (05/02/2013) [-]
ahahaha at least for you its just her father, her mom hates my guts too. Plus, she's bipolar and flips out at me randomly; no joke. You know, her parents are out of town this week and all they've done this whole time is be suspicious and harass the both of us. doing **** like calling her everyday telling her they installed cameras in her house (which they didn't) "so she had better not bring me over while they're gone". ***** annoying as **** . What makes it worse is that today my gf was late to picking up her brother after school because she was WORKING in the LIBRARY and her parents automatically assumed she was doing something with me... now she's crying because she thinks her mom is going to beat her when she gets home and try and force her to say she did something she didn't do (because she's done it before)(as i said, she's bipolar and insane). Anyways, ***** annoying as **** and really messed up. Plus it hurts like a bitch :/
User avatar #190 to #189 - torexofthenight (05/02/2013) [-]
I know what you mean, I actually found out my GF's dad is abusive. (It's not often, but he tends to flip **** ) Not just physically either, one time he up and left (said he wasn't coming back). He told her it was her fault, and that she hopes she's happy now that her moms gonna be miserable. Then he walked out the door, when I found this out I already wanted to kill him, after that I wanted to gouge his eyes out and light him on fire, let him suffer.

I've never cared for anything in this world as much as I do her. I'd die without a second thought for her, even more so, I'd live through hell for her. I'd do anything and everything to protect her, so when something like this happens, that I can't do anything.... It drives me insane.
#149 to #142 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
so you did end up getting some nookie?
User avatar #181 to #149 - torexofthenight (05/01/2013) [-]
Actually I've turned her down before, simply because I knew why she was doing it.
At the time that she "offered herself" to me, her friend recently had a break up. The break up was actually because her friend didn't want to have sex yet. My girlfriend was scared if she didn't put out I'd end up leaving her. So I turned her down and told her I want to wait till she's ready. That's why it pisses me off when her dad does things like ^ that. All I want is what's best for her...
#75 to #38 - brybryan (05/01/2013) [-]
my ex gf (together 3 years) had parents like this. one day her dad (scary trucker guy) pissed me off and I accidentally let slip the words "I will ********* you if you dont **** off" he laughed... then later whispered in my ear that he respected me but would tear out my esophagus if it happened again... still shagged his daughter I win.
User avatar #44 to #38 - ilovetocuddle (05/01/2013) [-]
I lost the greatest relationship of my life to parents over sex. We had been dating for over a year.
**** sucks bro.
#57 to #38 - neverposting (05/01/2013) [-]
Can someone get this ****** a medal for not only venting his frustration, but many like minded men with the same problem, including myself. But seriously, a medal over here? Anyone? A medal?
User avatar #61 to #57 - cmilanes (05/01/2013) [-]
inb4 someone gives me the #1vagina award haha
User avatar #136 to #38 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
The message is don't **** with her, not don't **** her. Do not toy with her emotions and we do not have a problem. At least that is what most fathers mean, including the ones with guns.
User avatar #186 to #136 - cmilanes (05/02/2013) [-]
He's pointing the at his dick specifically... its quite clear what the joke/ message is,
#175 to #38 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
It'll be okay man, don't worry
It'll be okay man, don't worry
User avatar #66 to #38 - jirichi (05/01/2013) [-]
I play WH40K with her dad and her mom bakes me good **** .



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#107 to #38 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
I thought the pic was more or less a joke pose to get laughs but... father could be serious. I agree with you 100% and I award you 50 anondollars.

My gf is from the south, but I've never had to deal with that. Maybe I'm lucky.
User avatar #63 to #38 - seveer (05/01/2013) [-]
I had to get a ride from my gf's dad around date 4. I motioned that I was going to be a second as I closed up my door. As soon as I get in the car, he starts asking me why I gave him the finger ...

He was joking, but said it in a very serious tone, and things didn't lighten up much after that. This was literally the first time I had ever seen him before.
#78 to #63 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
Ha
User avatar #51 to #38 - monkeysniper ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
What I don't get is if some are so worried about something happening to their daughters why the **** don't their fathers teach them self defense or at the very least get them pepper spray or something.
User avatar #53 to #51 - cmilanes (05/01/2013) [-]
THANK YOU! LORD PRAISE THIS MAN!!!
User avatar #54 to #53 - monkeysniper ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
That's what I'd do, of course I'd remind the guy don't do something stupid but I'd tell my daughter the same thing, and I wouldn't be breathing down either's necks, if someone is confident they aren't a **** up as a parent they shouldn't worry at all about prom and the like, if they do they could jeopardize their kids own future and maybe a chance they had with someone they truly liked.
User avatar #59 to #54 - cmilanes (05/01/2013) [-]
I concur. In fact, I think that instead of shouting sex is death, parents should educate their kids on the weight of its consequences and how to do it properly and safely. Finally, they should as you said, trust in their skills as a parent to have educated their child to make good judgment.
#69 to #51 - sxeindi (05/01/2013) [-]
exactly. it makes a lot more sense for parents to be more realistic about these sort of things. daddy isn't going to be around 24/7
#62 to #38 - sxeindi (05/01/2013) [-]
agreed. I'm not even male and this gets me really angry. there's not point to it, no benefit, and it simply makes everybody uncomfortable and upset. it seems like it's a long tradition for the father to be "tough" and scare the boyfriend away but sometimes the girl is the toxic one in the relationship.
User avatar #39 to #38 - cmilanes (05/01/2013) [-]
ugh, i just re-read this. sorry for my ****** grammar mistakes. I wasn't paying attention cuz i was raging too hard.
#178 to #38 - xef (05/01/2013) [-]
I feel for you man, I got lucky and got a gf with awsome parents which invites me for dinner several times a week and brought me an oven when my apartment was freezing in the winter. But best of all they treat me like part of the family. Hope your gf parents will one day mate.
#177 to #38 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
sounds like you need to MAN UP and threaten them back. or carry on being a LITTLE BITCH AND TELLING STRANGERS. strength respects only strength.
#159 to #38 - devilhare (05/01/2013) [-]
Charles is that you???? wtf man
User avatar #185 to #159 - cmilanes (05/02/2013) [-]
OMG WADE WTF
User avatar #43 to #38 - biporch (05/01/2013) [-]
Realize that
you have the power to ruin the life of that girlfriend you've got.
User avatar #60 to #43 - cmilanes (05/01/2013) [-]
yes sir, but my point is that A: I'm not the only one. B: I know better and they should know it by now. and C: parents shouldn't have to threaten their kids to make the right decisions; they need to trust their judgement when it comes to relationships
User avatar #90 to #38 - playapplepie (05/01/2013) [-]
I understand what you're getting at, but you are making a massive ******* fool of yourself by saying this father ruined this kid's prom night. This picture is more staged Milli Vanilli. There is absolutely no way that dad took the picture armed like that with malicious intent in mind.
#88 to #38 - ChiknNuggets (05/01/2013) [-]
My girlfriend's dad (now ex girlfriend.. But don't let that take away from what i'm saying)
did this too.. it was all in good fun though, as a resident of the state of Tennessee I kind of expected it..

I'm the classy looking ****** on the right.. Making the least flattering face I believe I have ever made..
User avatar #139 - criticalvector (05/01/2013) [-]
I never understood this **** what is he going to do with the gun shoot the kid? then what end up in jail for like 15 to life and have the **** sued out of him while his entire family hate him? Stupidest scare tactic I have ever seen.
User avatar #144 to #139 - thegamerslife (05/01/2013) [-]
"shotgun" wedding. google it.
User avatar #146 to #139 - fuzzyballs (05/01/2013) [-]
it's a joke *******
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User avatar #171 to #94 - albinorhino (05/01/2013) [-]
Maybe, just maybe, he is on his toes cause theres a gun pointed at his dick and he is trying to get his junk above the barrel?
#97 to #94 - ironfistballcrush (05/01/2013) [-]
Same thing I noticed. :D
User avatar #134 to #97 - Rhitman (05/01/2013) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #145 to #134 - thegamerslife (05/01/2013) [-]
dudes on his toes.
#147 to #145 - itsbendingtime (05/01/2013) [-]
No he isn't.
#19 - heyguyth (05/01/2013) [-]
He's on his tiptoes and she isn't wearing heels and he's still shorter than her.
He's on his tiptoes and she isn't wearing heels and he's still shorter than her.
User avatar #21 to #19 - picklous (05/01/2013) [-]
what the gif?!?!
#80 to #19 - SergeantPWN (05/01/2013) [-]
A YTMND class. Thumb for you, sir.
User avatar #81 to #80 - SergeantPWN (05/01/2013) [-]
classic....
User avatar #37 - demonmaster (05/01/2013) [-]
he smiles when he has it pointed at his dick
User avatar #74 - lolollo (05/01/2013) [-]
>Hot date
>Meet at her house
>Chilling in living room
>Dad is an obvious gun toting redneck.
>Carrying his side arm
>"You know if I say it's in self defense, I won't go to jail."
>"Would it be worth the hastle of crime scene cleanup turning your house into a hazmat zome for a few days?"
>"Yes!"
>"Really? Because it seems your wife won't even stand for you having a glass on the table without a coaster..."
>"......Touche..."

The key is confidence...

confidence and resisting the urge to wet your pants...
#31 - secretdestroyers (05/01/2013) [-]
I see your weaponry and raise you one tank. So....yeah, I'm gonna go bang the **** out of your daughter now!
#42 to #31 - lolzponies (05/01/2013) [-]
I raise one AC-130
#58 to #42 - secretdestroyers (05/01/2013) [-]
I raise you one Death Star.
#183 to #58 - lolzponies (05/01/2013) [-]
I raise one Prime
#47 to #42 - trollgiggity (05/01/2013) [-]
I call.


Enlarge pic if you want to use as wallpaper.
#45 to #31 - faithrider ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
where is the pic about the lender and the tank thread?
#46 to #45 - faithrider ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
i found it 3 contents later...
#131 - BustaNinja (05/01/2013) [-]
I dated a girl who's family was super strict crazy christian (not the kind with real beliefs, ideas, and doctrine, but the kind that go around converting victims of natural disasters, saying that Jesus ****** them over because they didn't give money to the church) and one time they dragged me to church. After an incredibly antisemitic service, in which the pastor claimed that Jews should be blamed for the Holocaust, I was introduced to this girl's church friends. Thats when it got bad. The first guy I met was an ex Chicago cop, who had already ran a background check on me. The next guy looked me right in the eyes and told me if I ever hurt this girl, that he would break into my house, sedate me, drive me out to the middle of no where, and dismember me limb from limb. He was completely serious. Man would he have flipped a tit if he found out how much I partied with this girl....
#120 - drfeelgoodinc (05/01/2013) [-]
god that kids face just pisses me off...........
User avatar #28 - bakinboy (05/01/2013) [-]
sir, i would like to take your gun to prom. sorry mellisa
#13 - John Cena (04/30/2013) [-]
OHMYGOD HE HAS A GUN. **** **** **** **** **** ****
HE IS SUCH AN IRRESPONSIBLE PERSON.
#141 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (05/01/2013) [-]
That guy looks a little bit like Edvald Boasson Hagen
User avatar #50 - Thenewguygunther (05/01/2013) [-]
it's so nice of her friend to hook her up with that gun toting man
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