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User avatar #122 - SpcRamon (05/01/2013) [-]
How the hell does he keep getting the most important jobs ever?

I mean, **** , what goes through their heads when they come across this guy.

"Hey Phil, I heard what happen in the Lab position, I am so sorry that happen to you, glad you are alright though and got out there to safety before all the freaky zombies ate you. Listen, I managed to hook you with a nice safe job.... What? Oh no, don't worry, there is no dinosaurs, or Icebergs, or some bald guy with a vendetta in this... I'm sure, Phil. Positive nothing will happen this time. You don't even have to worry about being in a position of importance, but still get good pay. You still have that degree in programming right? Good, cause I am setting you up in this government...No, no, there is no testing area for virus or anything, just a good ole programming job. Hold on, let me get the paper....Alright...Lets see here. You will be working on something called...Skynet? Some sort of computer program, nothing bad will happen Phil...I promise...No, I doubt you will do anything to cause any problems, I got your back Phil! Don't worry about it buddy! Nothing can go wrong with this job!"

-Several Weeks later-

"So....While we have phones still functioning, care to tell me what happen to make Skynet go absolutely bat **** insane?"
User avatar #128 to #122 - shikurukato (05/01/2013) [-]
Because he's one of the greatest Special-Effect's visionaries of all time.

...That said, your post was incredibly well thought out lmao
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