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#29 - sirhyden (04/30/2013) [-]
Finland will fuck your shit up cuntbucket. See this Magnificent bastard? This is the Brewster B-239, a Brewster Buffalo(the worst fighter to have ever have been considered for the US Navy) re-engined with a C-47 engine. This will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP. THIS PLANE HAS THE HIGHEST RECORDED KILL RATE FOR ANY SINGLE FIGHTER 42 1/2 KILLS. 44 of these took on the entire Red Air Force and kicked the shit out of it. They turned a motherfucking plane the US Marines called the "Flying Coffin" into the "Pearl of the Northern Skies". In service from 1941 to 1945, Buffalos of Lentolaivue 24 (Fighter Squadron 24 also know as WE'LL FUCK YOUR FACE UP SQUADRON) claimed 477 Soviet Air Force warplanes destroyed, with the combat loss of just 19 Buffalos, an buttfucking victory ratio of 26:1 DON'T FUCK WITH FINLAND, THEY WILL TAKE THE WORLD DOWN IF THEY SO WISHED, don't get me started on the Snipers.....
#69 to #29 - devout feminist (05/01/2013) [-]
Nigga this planes from like fuckin WWII we have planes that can blow that chunk of shit out of the sky with nothing but the sonic boom it creates while blowing by. And I mean we as in the rest of the world except haiti and those bastards have bows and slings advanced far enough to shoot that mother fucker down.
User avatar #42 to #29 - tristanscharpman (05/01/2013) [-]
Finland is like a cheap knockoff of GLORIOUS Sweden.
#71 to #42 - devout feminist (05/01/2013) [-]
My backyard > finland > Mexicos asshole > sweden
User avatar #90 to #71 - internetzsoviet (05/01/2013) [-]
but mexico is an asshole
User avatar #34 to #29 - stcronin (04/30/2013) [-]
Implying its difficult to beat the Russians
User avatar #36 to #34 - sirhyden (04/30/2013) [-]
Hitler and Napolean did well on that endevor did'nt they....
User avatar #38 to #36 - stcronin (04/30/2013) [-]
Hitler was at war with too many Nations and Napoleon invaded Russia in the Winter, but if you look at Russia's offensive history it isn't great, especially the more recent. The only reason they beat Germany is because they had the numbers to spare and Germany was spread too thin.

Russia lost to Japan, Lost to Finland in 1939-1940, had the most losses in WW2. They were doing a very poor Job in world war 1 and had the Bolshevik revolution withdrawing them from war. They lost to the Mongols(But who didn't at that time). They lost the Crimean war. In a more modern time they lost in Afghanistan. The Soviets fell idk if you want to count that.

But these are the few reasons why, even when Russia has won wars they tend to have very heavy casualties.
#30 to #29 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
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You see this? its a Nuke. Could flatten Helsinki in seconds

But seriously, Finland is a pretty cool guy, he snipes Russians and doesn't afraid of anything
User avatar #32 to #30 - sirhyden (04/30/2013) [-]
But Seriously, Don't fuck with finland, it's awesome.
User avatar #33 to #32 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Finland is certainly in the top 5 countries worldwide
User avatar #31 to #30 - sirhyden (04/30/2013) [-]
HA! You think a fucking B-29 would fucking dare approach the borders of Finland with the Brewster present, na if fucking wouldn't.
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