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User avatar #41 - isbestpony (05/01/2013) [-]
In my dark and damp room, sweat matted in my hair / foul stench of old clothes, filling in stagnant air
Sitting on a table, came my computers light / My brain grew weary and my nerves gave in / I had to check for tonight
There they were on the frontpage / I saw a sexual preference / And I posted a response saying, / "That's a sexual reference."
Then I got a green thumb, and it showed me the way / There were voices from the monitor, / I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Funnyjunk / Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) / Such a lovely face
Plenty of anons at the Hotel Funnyjunk / The pony boards are there (the pony boards are there) / Comments over here
Their minds are pervertedly twisted, they got the **** / They have a lot of funny, funny jokes, making fun of you
How they type in the bedroom, my hands are numb / Some type for the content, some type for the thumbs
So I called up the DJ 4DM1N / "Please give me a ban" / He said, "We have have plenty of those here, up in twenty ten."
And still my monitor is so far away, / Wake me up in the middle of the night / Just to hear it say...
Welcome to the Hotel Funnyjunk / Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) / Such a lovely face
They livin' it up a the Hotel Funnyjunk / Full of DJ 4DM1N's parties (Full of DJ 4DM1Ns parties) / Don't you be tardy
Mirrors in the monitor / Injured hand in ice / And they say "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in DJ 4DM1N's posts, they gather like a scrum / They try their silly jokes, but they just can't get a thumb
The last thing I remember, I was / Going for the kill / I had to get the browser closed / So I can lay all still.
"Relax," said DJ DJ 4DM1N, / "You are very naïve.
You can log-out anytime you like,
But you can never leave!"

I'm surprised I haven't seen one of these yet.
#128 to #41 - cptblackkawk (05/01/2013) [-]
Wow, that was just... Awesome.   
Someone with a beautiful singing voice, please sing this and post it for us. PLEASE
Wow, that was just... Awesome.
Someone with a beautiful singing voice, please sing this and post it for us. PLEASE
User avatar #118 to #41 - bulbakip (05/01/2013) [-]
11/10 would log-in again.
User avatar #109 to #41 - slimtotheshady (05/01/2013) [-]
That was very, very impressive. Extremely impressive.
User avatar #96 to #41 - psykobear (05/01/2013) [-]
If you actually wrote this, I really really wish that I knew who you are so I could send you a gift basket, or one of fruit.
If not, still great for bringing this to our attention, but less so.
#77 to #41 - bighairyfart ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
...That was so beautiful I looked up the instrumental & sang along.
...That was so beautiful I looked up the instrumental & sang along.
User avatar #62 to #41 - cmilanes (05/01/2013) [-]
Congratulations. That was awesome; I hope this makes top comment.
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