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User avatar #99 - missaddie (05/01/2013) [-]
in a dark mother's basement, cool whip in my hair
Warm smell of doritos, rising up through the chair
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There Mom stood in the doorway;
I heard the dinner bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up my rat's nest and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Funnyjunk
Such a good front page (Such a good front page)
Such a lovely space
Plenty of junk at the Hotel Funnyjunk
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find fags here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they get pissed and upset, can't get in bed.
Some play to remember, some dance to forget
User avatar #101 to #99 - missaddie (05/01/2013) [-]
So I called up the DJ 4DM1N,
"Please bring me colored text DJ 4DM1N"
He said, "Shut up, you're now BANNED "
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Funnyjunk
Such a good front page (Such a good front page)
Such a lovely space
They livin' it up in the Hotel Funnyjunk
We are hypocrites (we are hypocrites)
Busy sucking dick
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the memes
User avatar #102 to #101 - missaddie (05/01/2013) [-]
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "
#142 to #102 - brothergrimm (05/01/2013) [-]
sorry copycopy but missaddie just blew you out of the water
sorry copycopy but missaddie just blew you out of the water
User avatar #147 to #142 - missaddie (05/01/2013) [-]
Thank you
!
#122 to #102 - ishotthedeputy (05/01/2013) [-]
"But they just can't kill the memes." Brilliant
User avatar #114 to #102 - badboywantsu (05/01/2013) [-]
awesome job, i sang along
#105 to #102 - novayamante (05/01/2013) [-]
that was so cool
that was so cool
#103 to #102 - turretbuddy (05/01/2013) [-]
Maybe I'll be part of the screencap when this reaches the front page.
User avatar #104 to #103 - missaddie (05/01/2013) [-]
Ahwh
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