Bitch.. Whore... >meet a girl >she's kind of dumb but we get along pretty well so we start hanging out >we become pretty good friends >eventually it's us spending ev
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Submitted: 04/30/2013
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#12 - mattdoggy (04/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>meet a girl
>she's kind of dumb but we get along pretty well so we start hanging out
>we become pretty good friends
>eventually it's us spending ever day together
>we have to go everywhere together pretty much and if we are separated people ask if somethings wrong
>it's almost unhealthy how much time we spend together
>we go to the beach, Disney, movies, dinner, just everything
>after a few years of this i naturally i start to like her and i am not afraid to show it
>she doesn't fee the same though but it's whatever
>i frequently put the idea out there and i get perpetual "ew no, you are just my best buddy"
>after a while she leaves for college and we aren't on great terms because she left me
>we get into arguments weekly over almost nothing
>somewhere in a fight she says "well i really like you and would have gone out with you and never left if you had just asked me"
>mfw
User avatar #6 - clareon (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
this is a perfect example of a woman who believes in equality but expects the man to be a primal, alpha, psychic. Then "moves on" when he doesn't live up to her hidden expectations of a man. women really need to stop that **** .
It's also funny how if a man does that same thing to a woman all of a sudden the man is a "bastard" "douche bag" "dickless" or "stupid"
#15 - PedoBearFTW (04/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>be me a few months ago
>talking to friend i've known for a while
>friend asks "do you want to go on a date with me?"
>i say yes
>go on date
>i like him and we're going out again

Not all women are stupid bitches.
User avatar #23 - Jackimole (05/01/2013) [-]
Can we please stop using this medium?
User avatar #22 - mahooganboi (05/01/2013) [-]
why does this have 236 thumbs again?
User avatar #34 - craaabs (05/01/2013) [-]
How the **** did this get any green thumbs?
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/01/2013) [-]
beta cry everywhere. L2 man
User avatar #35 - wickkles (05/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Story of my life when I was in highschool...
User avatar #20 - spankdatass (05/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Talking to a girl I like on Facebook
>I really want to say i like her
>I man up by writing three paragraphs of my love to her
>Sent it
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Go to school next day
>See some fat ugly bitch i know
>She grabs me and kisses me
>Takes me to girls bathroom
>We get in stalls
>She happy that i confessed my love to her
>I sent the message to this fat ****
>She gets on her knees
>Starts giving me a blowjob
>She turns around for me to put it in her asshole
>I proceed because its free sex
>Right as I'm about to cum
>My dick starts to cum skittles
>After that i went masturbating for day piling up skittles
>Fed it to everyone
>I eat the rest
>Taste the rainbow, be the rainbow
User avatar #31 to #20 - ilovescake (05/01/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but what the **** was that.
User avatar #29 - jittersfj (05/01/2013) [-]
Me in Middle School. I learned though, and the next time I just said, "screw it, I'm not ******* up this one" decided to let her know ASAP. 4 years strong now.
User avatar #39 - slowbroking (05/01/2013) [-]
Ultimate betafag here
>Friends with girl for 14 years
>Began liking her about 3 years ago
>Never tell her because I dont wanna ruin the friendship and I feel like she could do better
>See her date other guys and talk to me about them for about two years before I say **** it and start throwing her subtle hints that I like her
>Be 4 days ago, I've been telling her that this guy she's been hanging out with isn't good for her (He really isn't)
>At this point, she knows I like her. A mutual friend told me
>"He's just not good for you. You could find someone else"
>"Well, I'm going to date him... Unless you wanna tell me something."
>Realize that maybe I don't think they'll be good together because I'm jealous and that I probably am not good enough for her
>"I don't have anything to say"
>She dates him
> Haven't talked to her since
User avatar #33 - ilovetocuddle (05/01/2013) [-]
My ex from 2 years ago called me the other day for god knows why. After some small talk she was pissed that I moved on with my life and got with a new girl.
Wtf man.
#25 - etrian (05/01/2013) [-]
I asked the woman I'm currently enamored with, within the first 5-6 weeks of meeting her if she would date me and she replied with "We don't know each other that well". I can see how if I asked the first day I met her it would be too soon, but I figured I let enough time pass and that dating WAS a way to get to know someone better. Now whenever I bring up the subject I get an ambiguous answer just like the first time, so I can't seem to get closure either.
I asked the woman I'm currently enamored with, within the first 5-6 weeks of meeting her if she would date me and she replied with "We don't know each other that well". I can see how if I asked the first day I met her it would be too soon, but I figured I let enough time pass and that dating WAS a way to get to know someone better. Now whenever I bring up the subject I get an ambiguous answer just like the first time, so I can't seem to get closure either.
User avatar #24 - corkscrew (05/01/2013) [-]
That's weird because this past weekend the girl I'm talking to now basically threw herself at me

inb4 coolstorybro.jpg
inb4 I can't inb4
inb4 I know that both of those things are probably going to happen
User avatar #11 - tekoronia (04/30/2013) [-]
I agree that it's ******* stupid of her to expect you to read minds, but I think some girls have trouble understanding that boys don't talk as much with body language as girls do. At least not in the same language...

More info and tips about female body language:
http://www.wofs.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=567:body
User avatar #4 - wutzittooya (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It is sad because if I had waited 2 more days to ask out the girl I am currently dating, that would be me right there.
User avatar #1 - pwoneill (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If you reread this you made a typo in the 4th frame and it doesnt make any sense
#27 - dragonballzee (05/01/2013) [-]
DBZ has a better story, better characters, and character development than misused, cancerous "rage-faces"
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