Wow that artist really knows *** .

This whole ******* thread

every damn time

And i thought i wasn't going to fap tonight.
I was wrong.

Interesting.

goddamnit....

*sighs and unzips her pants*

You obviously dont talk to women. Because many do it just as often as I do.

this is true, though women don't tend to be as open about it...

but i`m really blunt and open about almost everything i do

I might be pretty sharp, but I've got something blunt for you.

...i`ll cut it off with scissors

You don't seem to understand what you're missing out on.

Yes we do.
We do it more often than you think.

So, I am to believe, Women ********** a whole lot more than I think.


Daily

Yes. Enjoy that thought.
Besides it's easier to hide it under the covers. You don't have rod giving you away. Well... as long as no one asks to shake your hand....

Where I'm from, a courtesy when greeting someone is to stick your fingers in their mouth.

[small]That's believable right?[small]

Jesus why would you want that? ever?

So you're basically saying you'd feel bad for any guy that had to eat you out?

D: No! I mean I feel bad knowing that quite a few people don't wash their hand very often and I wouldn't want everyone's fingers in my mouth. Especially when I don't know where they've been.
And btw I've been told I taste very sweet so stfu

Would you like me to find out?

Um

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Your panties are melting because of how much ***** I have.

I don't think panties melt.
Unless they're candy panties.
And they're not.

It's just a phrase darling.

I know but it was something to consider....

Just like me.

Is there a difference?

I suppose that all depends on your perspective.

I may be a heterosexual male, but I'm feeling a bit seduced right now.

is that so bad?

There's enough seduction for everyone.

Am.... Am I being hit on right now?

No, you're being teased~

Like I am ever "under covers"

Well then.

I
don't know how to respond to this.

She wants the D.
So Kawaii

I'd give her the D.

Didn't you just say you were a woman?

Didn't say it had to be a real D.

You can't take it back now.

yes master.

Oh god I didn't mean it like that.

why not?

Oh god that face

deleting in a sec after you see.

Because I may just have started something....

you might have.

<The wish

You are a funny person.

We're heading somewhere?

nah, just kidding. wrong picture.

I
know.
What the **** is all the **** under this you had to spawn? God damn. Go to you and openly talking about masturbation to ******* religion. You deserve some Cage.

Are you reprimanding me or complimenting me?

Both. Look at all the attention you got because of your sexuality!

I'm sorry :(

Don't worry I have some good fap material for you.

Oh no

What is that?

exactly

From what I see in the threads above Snakefires trying to rape you.

It's not rape if you yell surprise!
Just kidding it's still rape

Bitch, you don't know Knuckles?!?

We both know it makes no sense at all.
I'm just glad that at least I didn't get turned into a total religious nub. I'm quite happy where I stand.

>Like you just don't give a **** !!

Yes. Yes I do. For being such a religious fanatic, my mother really was a fan of horror movies that she insisted I watch. So you know. Yeah.

That makes sense somewhere. But ok

Honestly, considering how much I love video games I think I would have liked both of those things very much.

But you do like Predator which is like the best ******* thing ever.

My mother was a strange woman. She didn't let me watch pokemon but she forced me to watch the ring and the grudge when they first came out.

Sounds normal to me.

I do.

Oh from that sonic game?
No, sorry.
I was not allowed to play that game ever. My mom refused to let me play it. Along with Pokemon. My mom insisted they were all demons that would taint me.

This apparently didn't taint you

Hip ****** ?

i love that... "dont have rod giving you away" XD best comment ever

but aye, i mean... so many women hide that they ********** though so YAY for being truthful
and.. y`know.. masturbating << >>

haha thanks?

<Mfw girls say they don't think they could ever bring themselves to ********** .

mfw female masturbation

I talk to much.

oh god
it's *too much

lel.

sorry.

It's ok.
It's just that these two days are the only times I have decided to be sociable on this site and it's kind of surprising what's happening.

:(
I really wish the fact that I am a woman wouldn't really be a factor in all that.

oh well.

from porn. to masturbating/ to asl/. to religion. now all thats needed is a spider man reference and were good to go. althought weird i cant reply to any comment by kotushk

It didn't give me the option. I honestly could not reply to any other comment.

once a reply chain gets too long, it wont allow you to reply again, so you have to pick up from an earlier chain