Insult me.. I feel really happy today. lets put an end to that, do your best, without swear words. A friendly challenge... your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries insult me
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Insult me.

I feel really happy today.

lets put an end to that, do your best, without swear words. A friendly challenge.

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#38 - jacodpwns (04/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries
User avatar #71 - squidamon (04/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You are not being the person Mr Rogers knew you could be.
#25 - cousin ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm Welsh. It cannot be done, you cunting assforce.
User avatar #5 - halotalim (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! PBBBBBBT!
User avatar #45 - logicstrike (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
your the reason Firefly got cancelled
#32 - teranin ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Your posts are an unfortunate symptom of your abject lack of genitalia and intelligence.
Your posts are an unfortunate symptom of your abject lack of genitalia and intelligence.
#205 - thatguyuthinkuknow (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You are not the man Mr. Rogers knew you could be
User avatar #64 - mads ONLINE (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Your mothers breasts hang with such severity that the late surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks
#48 - archiehicox (04/29/2013) [-]
You're here because you have nothing better to do. The reason you worry that no one likes you is because they don't and you may never truly by happy. Frankly if you were to kill yourself, anyone except immediate family wouldn't be affected in the slightest and even they would get over it soon enough.
You're here because you have nothing better to do. The reason you worry that no one likes you is because they don't and you may never truly by happy. Frankly if you were to kill yourself, anyone except immediate family wouldn't be affected in the slightest and even they would get over it soon enough.
#265 - erkas ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
I fart in your general direciton!
#242 - lordlolland ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Go and boil your bottoms, you son of a silly person!   
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper!   
I fart in your general direction!   
You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!   
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
Go and boil your bottoms, you son of a silly person!
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper!
I fart in your general direction!
You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
#10 - hackapelite (04/29/2013) [-]
Thou mewling idle-headed, common-kissing, base-court flap-dragon
#248 - illutvar (04/30/2013) [-]
i bet u dont even lift
#244 - mrhirxes (04/30/2013) [-]
Your mum has a nice jawline and so do you.
#211 - HarvietheDinkle (04/30/2013) [-]
You are an inspiration and a role model for us all. I hope you live a long and successful life.
User avatar #170 - whovianofawesome (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You are not the man that Mr.Rogers thought you would grow up to be.
#145 - pineapplepeople (04/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
You foolish scoundrel, you dare to question my repertoire of hurtful vocabulary? Knave, I have been studying the art of vile word-craft since before you entered your first pair of big boy pantaloons. You are the scum of the earth, with an intelligence to rival a blueberry. You are the filthy spawn of a harlot, and the bastard son of a bastard son. I would sooner lick the underside of a toilet than spend a moment talking to you. I would propose the possibility of a promiscuous encounter with thy parent, but I have witnessed the foulness it hath produced and would not prod such an organ with a 12 foot pole.
User avatar #66 - lexarcommander (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
you are an insignificant, tiny little bit of carbon. In all actuality, you shouldnt be alive. You just got lucky. Everything you do today, will have no lasting impact on anyone in the future, let alone the present. You could cure cancer, and people in the future would simply look in disbelief at the numerous other people, the numerous other, more intelligent, people that should have figured it out long before you did, and theyll say you got lucky. That's all you are. You're lucky. you have no talent, no skills. If you think you've found love, let me tell you: you havent. You've simply found someone who wants to leech off of your luck. You will never truly achieve anything, because everything you will ever do has already been done, and you have no aspirations to do anything more. You are a tiny, insignificant piece of carbon, floating in the vacuum of space, and you will shortly die.
User avatar #61 - tobylarrone (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dutchbag!
User avatar #73 to #61 - dutchbag (04/29/2013) [-]
Hi
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