Shunned again. .. If i shaved for every time i thought i would be sexually advanced upon, my pubic region would be the 12th biggest forest in the UK and would harbor its own ecos
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User avatar #1 - lazian (04/29/2013) [-]
If i shaved for every time i thought i would be sexually advanced upon, my pubic region would be the 12th biggest forest in the UK and would harbor its own ecosystem complete with a swinging half crab - half chimp hybrid.

#33 to #1 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Do... do you have that Londen look?
#109 to #1 - dovahsix (04/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #166 to #109 - lazian (04/30/2013) [-]
where can i find moar of this??
#26 to #1 - sladee (04/30/2013) [-]
i laughed like a ******* retard
#17 to #1 - jellybob (04/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #17 - toxickooties (04/30/2013) [-]
That .gif


I love it.
#4 to #1 - myfist (04/29/2013) [-]
Ah.   
   
Well then.
Ah.

Well then.
#2 to #1 - fourchaners (04/29/2013) [-]
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#22 - pippysfleas (04/30/2013) [-]
EVERY time i shave im always thinking to myself, "this will be the day that the hot guy from the shoe dept. (in the store i work) will pull out some sexy moves and take advantage of me.   
   
never happens of course
EVERY time i shave im always thinking to myself, "this will be the day that the hot guy from the shoe dept. (in the store i work) will pull out some sexy moves and take advantage of me.

never happens of course
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#52 to #22 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
You're probably not attractive to him.
Just saying.
#151 to #52 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Agreed with what your comment. Thumbed down for the "just saying".
User avatar #53 to #52 - pippysfleas (04/30/2013) [-]
thats probably the case, but i still think hes hot lol
#59 to #22 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
So many betas here. For **** sake, You're just pathetic guys.

Pippysfleas, maybe You should try to talk to him if You wanna have him in bed? It might help a bit if You say like "Hello, wanna do something after work?".
#61 to #59 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
#41
User avatar #27 to #22 - lilian (04/30/2013) [-]
That goddamn gif omg i thought he was gonna hug her, then I watched a few more times and realized ...
User avatar #98 to #22 - trollchildxy (04/30/2013) [-]
Then you should just work on being less self-conscious towards him. If he even mildly pays attention to you he's interested. Men don't give much time to what they aren't interested in. Good luck, and if all else fails, lower your standards and try again.
User avatar #144 to #22 - limb (04/30/2013) [-]
might make you a slut but you could just ask him for sex.
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#66 to #22 - izzygirl (04/30/2013) [-]
I shave because I like the smooth feeling.    
I never have expectations of being hit on. And even if someone did, I probably wouldn't know what was going on.
I shave because I like the smooth feeling.
I never have expectations of being hit on. And even if someone did, I probably wouldn't know what was going on.
#149 to #66 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
"Hey, izzygirl, why don't you give us your take on this?" - no one
#24 to #22 - snakefire (04/30/2013) [-]
Did I hear someone say they want the dick>
#25 to #24 - pippysfleas (04/30/2013) [-]
i want the D
i want the D
User avatar #29 to #25 - asschwitz (04/30/2013) [-]
Donkey? Duck? Dutchmen? Danish? Duetchsland? Please specify which 'D' you mean.
User avatar #43 to #29 - pippysfleas (04/30/2013) [-]
D I C K
User avatar #44 to #43 - asschwitz (04/30/2013) [-]
Oh, that D, I can supply 2 of those, for I am incest baby.

Don't tell me you aren't curious.
User avatar #45 to #44 - pippysfleas (04/30/2013) [-]
lol what??
User avatar #46 to #45 - asschwitz (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't know, I just kinda say things without really thinking about it.
User avatar #47 to #46 - pippysfleas (04/30/2013) [-]
weirdo
User avatar #48 to #47 - asschwitz (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't need to to relive my school days, thank you.
User avatar #49 to #48 - pippysfleas (04/30/2013) [-]
sorry dude
#65 to #24 - izzygirl (04/30/2013) [-]
Hey. Your D is mine.
#67 to #65 - snakefire (04/30/2013) [-]
There's plenty of D for everyone.
#71 to #67 - izzygirl (04/30/2013) [-]
You slut. <3
You slut. <3
#32 to #22 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
How 'bout you break the cycle and YOU make the first move.
User avatar #41 to #32 - pippysfleas (04/30/2013) [-]
i am so shy. ever ytime we talk, i feel myself turn so red
#85 to #41 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
why not practice a bit, work yourself up to it and go for it. I mean at the very least try to get somewhat closer. It's better to dive straight into that embarrassment and figure out where things stand in the general with him. Shyness is easy to overcome when you realize that people do not judge others anywhere near as harshly as you may think. and plus, what if he has similar feelings and is also too shy to bring them up
User avatar #7 - RyanTheLeet (04/29/2013) [-]
I don't care how much grass is on the wicket, I'd still play cricket.
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#11 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
I never ever shave ever.
User avatar #76 - lolollo (04/30/2013) [-]
It's sometimes hilarious how many ***** women think we give when it comes to the shenanigans with sex.

Seriously, as long as you've got a vagina, we're in business.

...well...there is the whole "fat" thing, but seriously, is it THAT much to ask for you to be healthy? You should want that for yourself anyway.
#139 to #76 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
>...well...there is the whole "fat" thing

...some guys have different preferences :(
#82 to #76 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
well we think fat guys are unattractive too
I mean who wants to see a glob of fat on top of you
it's such a turn off
guys should workout because it makes your body sexy
at least give us that if you're not even a big boy ;)
User avatar #87 to #82 - xef (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't care if people are "fit" as long as they're healty and hygienic so not fat but not super thin either.

User avatar #84 to #82 - lolollo (04/30/2013) [-]
Well to be honest, anyone who seriously works out just because they want to look more sexually attractive is most likely a complete tool (just think of everything else they're doing just so they'll be allowed to stick their dick in someone...). I work out because I meed to be hysically fit for my job, and because it gives me self confidence. Any possitive attention I get from girls is just a bonus.

Besides, I said "healthy", not skinny. You can have body fat and still be healthy. There is an entire range to the BMI scale.
#80 - snakefire (04/30/2013) [-]
What if a girl grew her pubes long, then shaved it like a mustache.   
   
Make it feel like french kissing ron swanson while giving a girl oral...
What if a girl grew her pubes long, then shaved it like a mustache.

Make it feel like french kissing ron swanson while giving a girl oral...
#91 to #80 - viewtifulbro (04/30/2013) [-]
BRILLIANT!
#93 to #80 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
So... I've been seeing that you have been using Kid pics and gifs in the comments recently. What happened to Knuckles being your mascot?
#96 to #93 - snakefire (04/30/2013) [-]
I have buttloads of mascots, and knuckles is my primary.

I just like to make a switch every once in a while.
#104 to #96 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
cool beans then, Kid is badass anyway.
#143 to #80 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
That's ******* disgusting. What the hell is wrong with you?
#70 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
I do this sometimes... And I've been dating the same guy for almost three years.. He made a really big deal out of hating all bodily hair on women and got upset over slight stubble.. He even made me stop in the middle of things because I missed a small section of hair on my thigh.. I'm blonde and I've never actually seen anything but light peach fuzz on my thighs and thought it'd be fine.. It wasn't.. He says he's over it now but I'm too self-conscious about it to do anything more than just kissing unless I've shaved within the last three hours..
#161 to #70 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
what a submissive little bitch you are
#123 to #70 - Xyhpon (04/30/2013) [-]
He sounds like an asswaffle.
#167 to #123 - rosietheamazon (04/30/2013) [-]
asswaffle.   
i'm using that.
asswaffle.
i'm using that.
User avatar #73 to #70 - rosietheamazon (04/30/2013) [-]
dude...that's depressing.
#145 - moggycore (04/30/2013) [-]
I can't be only person who actually shave whether or not I think I'm going to have sex. It feels better and doesn't itch.
User avatar #153 to #145 - Loppytaffy (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't like shaving daily, and if I'm going to be showing my legs or underarms, they'd have to be shaved that day.

Shaving my underarms iritates me and don't get me started on my crotch
#155 to #153 - moggycore (04/30/2013) [-]
Aah, I get your point. I'm a guy though, so I only shave my face and pubic area. So I shave every 2-3 days, more often if I'm going out drinking more.
User avatar #62 - peezle (04/30/2013) [-]
LIKE WE ******* CARE!

IS THIS SERIOUSLY WHY?

or maybe it's cause I'm a cunt...
User avatar #40 - toxickooties (04/30/2013) [-]
Girls have pubic hair... get over it. Seriously. If you guys can't handle a women with pubic hair, then you can't handle a women, period. (No pun intended)


I don't think quite a few people realize that's it's healthy for women to have pubic hair, it helps protect from bacteria and what not. It's there, because it's supposed to be. It also hurts to shave every single day.
User avatar #117 to #40 - anonymoose (04/30/2013) [-]
People have to do things to appease the opposite sex. Shaving is one of them, it makes a lot of activities easier and more pleasant.
#148 to #40 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up. God, you are such a beta fag. Stop trying to white knight. It's not going to get you laid. Ever.
User avatar #176 to #148 - toxickooties (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't think girls can "white knight" them selves...
User avatar #51 to #40 - Katzie (04/30/2013) [-]
Because I didn't shave in preparation for this.
I
It means the owner of the pubic hair.
It means the owner of the pubic hair is self conscious.
It means the one making the advances is not the one at fault here.
Doesn't take much to set you off does it?
User avatar #94 to #51 - hanabro (04/30/2013) [-]
Remember: It's wrong to blame a woman for something if it's ever possible to twist logic and blame a man. It's the way society works.
#120 to #51 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
>self conscious
>people at valve are self conscious
>advances
>people at valve make advances
>hlaf lyfe 3 confurmind
User avatar #68 - mrbuu (04/30/2013) [-]
am i the only one who likes some hair. sorry i don't like a grown woman privates being just like a 12 year old.
#177 to #68 - peezle (04/30/2013) [-]
I see nothing wrong with that.
#121 - batmane (04/30/2013) [-]
Isn't that a good thing?
pic related
#140 to #121 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Not bloody likely.
User avatar #92 - zorororonoa (04/30/2013) [-]
When are people going to stop making parodies of this ****** song?
User avatar #122 to #92 - emanalvarez (04/30/2013) [-]
when they can parody a ******** song.
User avatar #124 - pepemex (04/30/2013) [-]
As a heterosexual male I can't stand my own body hair. I can't imagine a female being so... disgusting.
User avatar #125 to #124 - ludislavonac (04/30/2013) [-]
Guess it's a thing of taste, I like it when women have a bit of hair down there
#138 to #125 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
...said no one ever.
User avatar #142 to #138 - ludislavonac (04/30/2013) [-]
As I said, it's a thing of taste, I like my girls a bit more natural
User avatar #101 - fuzzlefeenix (04/30/2013) [-]
this is so ******* true! but sometimes I deliberately don't shave so I'm not tempted to get it on with anyone.
User avatar #102 - bitchplzzz (04/30/2013) [-]
hair never stopped me!
#64 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Sometimes I shave and wear sexy lingerie with the weird expectation that I will get laid that day, even though my boyfriend lives hundreds of miles away, and I have no intention of cheating on him.
#146 to #64 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Nobody asked for your opinion, ******** . Furthermore, you are not a good person.
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User avatar #20 - swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-]
I had something kinda like this happen to me with a girl once.
She was alright with me fingering her but she didnt want me to go down on her or **** her because she was on her period.
#69 to #20 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Got similar story with my ex. We were gonna do it for the first time and she was shy about it because she said she hasn't shaved in months. I said its cool i dont mind, i havent shaved either. Well when i was about to put it in, i looked down to guide my missile in, she freaked out and slapped me across the face. i was like O_O and she started apologizing saying she didnt want me to see.
User avatar #35 to #20 - toxickooties (04/30/2013) [-]
That ended in a different way than I was expecting...
User avatar #39 to #35 - swimmingprodigy (04/30/2013) [-]
I didn't actually catch on until like 3 days later
(I fingered her on two occassions; the first time a week earlier didnt feel anything special, but the 2nd time I felt what I thought was a bit of string. Didn't see it because I didnt take her pants off or anything to look at it, i just slid my hand down her pants.) And when I wanted to take her pants off she stopped me. When I asked is there any particular reason why, she said 'no reason' (obvious lie, she just didnt want to tell me she was on her period.)
And I didnt connect that until a week later.
Damn Im slow
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