These are the unavoidable laws of the natural universe...
I. Law of Mechanical Repair: After wer hands became coated with grease,
wer nose will begin to itch er we will have m pee.
2. Law of the Any ted, when dripped, will mil m the least accessible cemen.
3. Law of proba bibity: The proba bibity of 'being watched' is directly
proportional to the stupidity wer act.
4. Law of the Telephone: When we dial a meg number, we never get a busy signal.
5. Law of the Alibi: lifee tell the boss we were late fer mm because we had a
flat tire, the very next meming er seen thereafter, we will have a flat tire.
ti. Variation Law: If we change lines ( traffic lanes), the we we were in
will start tn move faster than the nee we are in new. (Happens every time].
T. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water er in the shower, the telephone rings.
g. Law of Close Emcee mus: The proba bibity meeting sameone we
know increases when we are with sameone we w net want m be seen with.
it Law of the Result: When we try tn prune m sameone that a machine wen' t mm, it will.,
Ith Law Biomechanics: The severity d the itch is inversely tn the reach.
I I. Theater Rule: At any event, the peeple whose seats are furthest item the aisle arrive last, I
Law taf Coffee: As seen as we sit deem tn a cup hat coffee, your bass will ask we tn
samething, which will last until the coffee is mid.
Murphy' s Law of Lerkers: If there are only We people in a Incite mere, they will have adjacent lockers,
Law taf Dirty : The chances of an jelly sandwich taf landing face
dawn en a flour covering are directly correlated to the newness, seier and cest of the carpetbag,
Hi., Law Legation: Ne matter where we go, there we are.
In. Law taf Lagical Argument: Anything is possible if we den' t know what we are talking about.