I want to play a game. Choose one. I want to play a game tta 2 chairs On the first one, there is a cake, on the second one a 55]: toy (hidden here) You have to  I want to play a game Choose one tta 2 chairs On the first there is cake on second 55]: toy (hidden here) You have
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I want to play a game
tta
2 chairs
On the first one, there is a cake,
on the second one a 55]: toy (hidden here)
You have to sit on one,
And eat what' s on the other
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User avatar #10 - raynagrimm
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(04/29/2013) [-]
plot twist: the sex toy is a knife
#21 to #10 - anon id: c54925de
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Damn you M Night Shamamalamadingdong
User avatar #16 to #10 - Alchemyst
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(04/29/2013) [-]
further plot twist: the cake is a sex toy!
#7 - golbot
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Just dont think of the dildo up your ass as gay. just think of it as kinky.

Afterall, its only gay if theres a dude up your ass.

and even then, its only gay if you giggle when his mustache tickles your lips.
User avatar #8 to #7 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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(04/29/2013) [-]
I thinks thats gay just writing that last part lol
User avatar #14 to #8 - smittywrbmnjnsn
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(04/29/2013) [-]
HE DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION ********!
User avatar #24 to #7 - MysticTomatoe
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(04/29/2013) [-]
its not gay if balls dont touch
#2 - theseventhalias
Reply +52 123456789123345869
(04/29/2013) [-]
but there's a catch
#44 - nim
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(04/30/2013) [-]
As a girl I see nothing wrong with this combination.
As a girl I see nothing wrong with this combination.
#52 to #44 - anon id: 5ccca94c
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(04/30/2013) [-]
tits or GTFO
#54 to #52 - nim
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Well if you insist anon.
User avatar #93 to #54 - xxleeroyjenkinsxx
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/30/2013) [-]
post a picture of your mammaries or exit the portcullis woman
#98 to #44 - anon id: 24b6eea8
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Hi! few things to start off with 1.=] Yes, I upvoted you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen :D.
User avatar #116 to #98 - Hreidmar
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(04/30/2013) [-]
...That's a pretty impressive reference to a front page post a few days back. Well done.
User avatar #71 to #44 - eatinyojello
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(04/30/2013) [-]
My point exactly cake sitting is fun
#18 - tomthehippie
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(04/29/2013) [-]
>lay toy on side   
>sit on toy   
>eat cake.   
>???   
>profit   
   
he never said the toy had to be standing up the whole time, or that it had to go inside of you
>lay toy on side
>sit on toy
>eat cake.
>???
>profit

he never said the toy had to be standing up the whole time, or that it had to go inside of you
User avatar #27 to #18 - ninetwenty
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(04/29/2013) [-]
... or if it's poison in the cake
#117 to #27 - tomthehippie
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(04/30/2013) [-]
What if... the cake is poison, and the sex toy has the antidote in it... but you have to take the antidote rectally?
#31 to #18 - connorusinvictus
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#119 to #31 - tomthehippie
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(05/01/2013) [-]
I love it, I'm sitting in my chair with my cat in my lap while watching this gif. Awesome.
User avatar #120 to #119 - connorusinvictus
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(05/01/2013) [-]
I love most cats, I miss my dog and my cat's been all like "I'm sorry, let me cuddle you :c"
#121 to #120 - tomthehippie
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(05/02/2013) [-]
I just love animals in general.

If I ever get rich I'm going to have a couple cheetahs and five or six wolfhounds.

I pity the ****** who tries to break into my house.
#20 - anon id: 09dccd7c
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(04/29/2013) [-]
im a girl.. sit on the dildo eat some cake.. normal day in my life
#42 to #20 - anon id: 230ba217
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Prove it...
User avatar #25 to #20 - gatorotterdolphin
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(04/29/2013) [-]
im op.. sit on the dildo eat some cake.. normal day in my life
#37 to #25 - othella
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(04/29/2013) [-]
im a cake.. sit on the op eat some dildo.. normal day in my life
User avatar #41 to #37 - SevenForOhNoe
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(04/29/2013) [-]
im a dildo.. sit on the cake and eat some op.. normal day in my life
#58 - ujellyofmyusername
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(04/30/2013) [-]
Sorry can't play, on a mac
User avatar #60 to #58 - dakkenly
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(04/30/2013) [-]
Mac edition- just sit on the sex toy
User avatar #97 - Nihatclodra
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(04/30/2013) [-]
>Shove both dildo and cake in ass.
>Sit on floor.
>Eat both chairs.
>????
>Profit.
#1 - anon id: 39b98dbb
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Good day to be gay~
#6 to #1 - janeanegiraffalo
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(04/29/2013) [-]
gay guys are so lucky. They can have their cake and eat it too....
#105 - WimTehNecro
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(04/30/2013) [-]
HA! i have a vagina! This is a normal tuesday afternoon for me!
User avatar #111 to #105 - asschwitz
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Wanna hangout tomorrow afternoon?