Johnny Depp is my spirit animal. Not OC, found it on the interwebs. It has to be a repost, but I've never seen it on here before... Believe me. Knightly and Bloom are acting as well. Just because Johnny Depp is funny and awesome, doesn't mean that high-class actors suddenly forget how to imp johnny depp pirates Spirit Animal
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #7 - daringdestiny
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is there any role he can't play?
User avatar #12 to #7 - drfreeman
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I love Johnny Depp.. But really his more popular films, he basically plays the same role.. so I don't really see where you are coming from.
User avatar #266 to #12 - zarcos
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4hipster8me
User avatar #279 to #266 - drfreeman
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How is that being hipster at all? It's true. He is a character. That's why he is chosen for roles, because of the character he plays. It has nothing to do with being mainstream, he is a great actor, but he doesn't really play a large variety of roles in terms of personality, which is actually why people like him.. he pretty much is the character that he portrays in all of his movies.
User avatar #114 to #7 - lamadrama
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He's been playing the same role for a long time now so the question is, is there other role he can play?
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#50 to #17 - salamandarian
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HAHAHAHA

nice.
#155 to #17 - creosote
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#153 to #17 - aerosol
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User avatar #20 to #7 - secretdestroyers
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Morgan Freeman. Though, I would like to see him try...
User avatar #9 to #7 - bostonbruins
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Batman's father
User avatar #33 to #9 - supamonkey
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How hard is it to play a corpse?
#59 to #9 - doddythechef
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#24 to #9 - leobreacker
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User avatar #219 to #9 - jacobroan
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WEll I'm gonna be that guyand say that in batman begins we actually see batmans father and mother, so I think Johnny Depp could very well play Thomas Wayne.
#249 to #219 - jtastic
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#233 to #9 - theclaymore
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#246 to #9 - emcemc
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#180 to #9 - luciferiam
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Actually, Depp could play Flashpoint Batman (which is Bruce Waynes Father.) gg
User avatar #255 to #180 - ilovetocuddle
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When the flash lost his powers falling down the stairs. good times.
User avatar #256 to #9 - genericnickname
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Take my thumbs, you glorious bastard.
#215 to #9 - lamarisagoodname
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11.36/10 would laugh/cringe again
User avatar #112 to #9 - buttinspecter
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It'd be easier for Depp to play Batman's mother. That's just how Depp is.
#191 to #9 - whiteowl
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#97 to #9 - slaughterface
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#141 to #97 - jtastic
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User avatar #126 to #97 - dambusta
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well thats my nightmares sorted for tonight
#124 to #9 - dambusta
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User avatar #260 to #9 - noahz
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but only because batman's father was played by this guy, Linus Roache in batman begins
User avatar #259 to #9 - entertaining
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Will this make highest rated comment?
User avatar #280 to #259 - bostonbruins
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yes
#144 to #9 - anon id: 6a15489a
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#44 to #9 - anon id: aa84c09d
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#9 to #7? I thought 7 ate 9?
#272 to #9 - sadistikal
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User avatar #146 to #9 - hammywh
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you just won the internet my good sir
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User avatar #245 to #193 - largeheadphones
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No.
User avatar #16 to #9 - potatot
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Even HE can play Batman's father.
User avatar #271 to #16 - wylight
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i actually lol'ed
#14 - pappathethird
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Believe me. Knightly and Bloom are acting as well. Just because Johnny Depp is funny and awesome, doesn't mean that high-class actors suddenly forget how to improvise.
User avatar #69 to #14 - jaynsilentbob
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except bloom and knightley aren't very good actors...
#95 to #69 - Killerwale
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you don ****** up
User avatar #104 to #95 - jaynsilentbob
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im just saying. She always speaks through her teeth and he's not getting many roles. Legolas and Will Turner are the only memorable things he's done and others could have done them better.
#105 to #69 - anon id: 4cffa357
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i agree with knightley being bad, but god dammit you take that back about bloom
User avatar #107 to #105 - jaynsilentbob
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absolutely not. The only good thing he's done is Legolas. He hasn't done any memorable roles other than Legolas and Will Turner. Whereas Johnny Depp is very versatile and personally i think he deserves an oscar more than Leo.
#145 to #107 - creosote
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Johnny Depp... versatile? All he does is play deranged goof balls. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the Deppster, but he is far from versatile.
Johnny Depp... versatile? All he does is play deranged goof balls. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the Deppster, but he is far from versatile.
User avatar #156 to #145 - jaynsilentbob
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finding neverland, Chocolat, Rum Diary, Public enemies, sleepy hollow, what's eating gilbert grape, blow. He's doesn't just play crazy, but when he does he does it well. Especially in Fear and Loathing.
#160 to #156 - creosote
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I had Sleepy Hollow in mind, actually, but yeah, I guess my generalization was a bit unfounded as I don't watch much of his stuff (Nick Of Time was another good example of him playing a regular role) it's just that the majority of what I've seen he's just bouncing around the screen.
I had Sleepy Hollow in mind, actually, but yeah, I guess my generalization was a bit unfounded as I don't watch much of his stuff (Nick Of Time was another good example of him playing a regular role) it's just that the majority of what I've seen he's just bouncing around the screen.
User avatar #165 to #160 - jaynsilentbob
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It is fair enough that in his main hollywood roles he plays crazy. I'm an avid film fan so i'm very opinionated about these sorts of things and the deppster is a favourite of mine. Simply due to his amazing portrayal of Hunter S. Thompson and the fact that they were good friends in real life.
#175 to #165 - creosote
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Oh I'm a huge film fan as well, two of my favorites are Sam Rockwell and David Thewlis. I had no idea that Depp knew Thompson though, that's pretty great. I still need to see that movie, to be honest, which there's no reason that I wouldn't have by now seeing as I absolutely adore Terry Gilliam. (This was all horribly written and unfocused, I apologize)
Oh I'm a huge film fan as well, two of my favorites are Sam Rockwell and David Thewlis. I had no idea that Depp knew Thompson though, that's pretty great. I still need to see that movie, to be honest, which there's no reason that I wouldn't have by now seeing as I absolutely adore Terry Gilliam. (This was all horribly written and unfocused, I apologize)
User avatar #194 to #175 - jaynsilentbob
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Yeah they were. Johnny paid for his funeral and his dream for his ashes to be shot out of cannon. I highly recommend Fear and Loathing, it does the book justice. I also love sam rockwell although i've only really seen him in seven psychopaths and hitchhikers guide.
#213 to #194 - creosote
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Oh man, if that's all you've seen (I can't speak for Seven Psychopaths as I have not seen it) than you've yet to experience the glories of life. Watch Moon. Don't look it up, don't watch the trailer, just watch it (I say this because based on the trailer I was able to pick up on the twist, granted it's an amazing trailer). Rockwell's performance in that is just amazing. One of the best performances I've ever seen to be honest.
Also, if you liked Seven Psychopaths, than if you haven't already, watch In Bruges which is written and directed by the same guy, as well as The Guard which is written and directed by his brother. The Guard is an all around better movie: Better writing, funnier, but In Bruges is better in my mind simply because it's more original and interesting.
Anyways, back to Thomson, I knew about his ashes being shot out of a cannon, but I had no idea that Depp was the one who made it happen.
User avatar #276 to #213 - jaynsilentbob
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oh ****, i've always wanted to see moon. Mainly due to Kevin Spacey being in it though.
#164 to #160 - creosote
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His earlier stuff seemed to be a bit more serious in general though. But after Pirates, it seems the majority of what he does is ******* crazy, with a few regular roles sprinkled in. Which, there's nothing wrong with that.
His earlier stuff seemed to be a bit more serious in general though. But after Pirates, it seems the majority of what he does is ******* crazy, with a few regular roles sprinkled in. Which, there's nothing wrong with that.
User avatar #166 to #164 - jaynsilentbob
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I totally agree. It was after he became famous for that he's become a bit of a type cast.
User avatar #176 to #166 - creosote
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Yeah. It happens to the best of them (Liam Neeson comes to mind) but I can't complain. Better to see them type casted than not at all.
User avatar #267 to #156 - dayasalion
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>lists rum diary and not fear and loathing.
GTFO FOR ******* EVER.
User avatar #274 to #267 - jaynsilentbob
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in fear and loathing he does play crazyish. and if you read it again i mention it in the last sentence.
#254 to #107 - ohemgeezus
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Bloom was in Troy and Kingdom of heaven you dumb stupid ******
Bloom was in Troy and Kingdom of heaven you dumb stupid ******
User avatar #275 to #254 - jaynsilentbob
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yeah because he was so good in them. I'm surprised he didn't get an oscar for kingdom of heaven...
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Quick to the redthumb bunker!!! You have upset the virgins!
#240 to #80 - anon id: 285df617
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Samefag.
#18 - walcorn
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#57 to #18 - dcrosby
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"Is this bitch for real?"
#19 to #18 - walcorn
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"Wtf?"
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#53 - bcsaint
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my fav johnny depp gif
my fav johnny depp gif
#68 - bekindtoall
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No it wasn't, it was in the script as shown (circled it because of my butt)
#89 to #68 - anon id: 8ccd8401
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Where's the part of the reactions?
User avatar #90 to #68 - psychorhino
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I think it was the way he did it. It wasn't intended to be a happy sing-song line. But he delivered it that way, and everyone thought he lost his mind.
User avatar #77 to #68 - nervaaurelius
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It doesn't mention the part where he tripped over the stairs and fell though. Was that part of the script?
User avatar #78 to #77 - sectioneight
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Read the second line over the red circle...
User avatar #79 to #78 - nervaaurelius
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So it's all a lie...
#111 to #79 - xhopesandfearsx
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Not saying that it isn't possible to be true, but that picture could just be a transcript from the movie, and not the actual script the actors got.

(It's possible though that it is and that I'm wrong. How the hell should I know.)
User avatar #73 to #68 - pixy
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where did you get the script?
User avatar #103 to #73 - wellfuckmylife
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www.imsdb.com/scripts/Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-Dead-Man's-Chest.html
Crtl + F and then "jar of dirt". It's really there

You can read many scripts on www.imsdb.com/ because.. you know, they have already made in movies.
User avatar #142 to #103 - pixy
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thanks
User avatar #143 to #142 - wellfuckmylife
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You're welcome!
#47 - andovaredoras
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J. Depp's face if someone would have wanted to stop him.
J. Depp's face if someone would have wanted to stop him.
User avatar #1 - dafuckisthisshit
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what if your patronis is johnny depp?
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#4 to #2 - HarvietheDinkle
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i know you were joking, but still...
User avatar #13 to #4 - pappathethird
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what did it say?
User avatar #30 to #13 - motherfuckingkenji
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It said:
"Patronus* And my patronus is a cake. And that's a lie..."
That's all that could be gleaned from the comment on his profile.
raxis wanted to know, too.
User avatar #31 to #30 - pappathethird
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Spank you
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User avatar #15 to #10 - suewingyu
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Do you know where this is from?
I honestly find this the most attractive gif of Kristin Stewart.
#32 to #10 - pappathethird
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Christ, she looks hot in this gif
User avatar #36 to #10 - Ferscot
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She's...


She's actually smiling!
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User avatar #21 to #5 - raxis
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What did he say?
User avatar #46 to #21 - davvi
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Patronus* And my patronus is a cake. And that's a lie. …

i think it still goes on after that
#6 to #1 - anon id: a2f814be
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Have sex with the Patronus. Or at least make him appear naked so you can masturbate to him.
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