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#13 - Cleavland Steamer
Reply +138
(04/28/2013) [-]
I want to get a tattoo of my eyelid on my eyeball.

Just to be ******* different
#55 to #13 - calawesome
Reply +2
(04/29/2013) [-]
'I like to close my eyes on stage because I've drawn a picture of an audience enjoying themselves on the insides of my eyelids'

Mitch Hedberg. RIP