Tard Schlong Gone Wrong. Look at the tags. Anonymous (ID: ) ) 07: Replies: Eleventh grade, social studies class day, everyone' sjust chilling at our desks, ligh
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Tard Schlong Gone Wrong

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Anonymous (ID: ) ) 07: Replies:
Eleventh grade, social studies class
day, everyone' sjust chilling at our desks, lights are dimmed
screams, look
let' s call him Ryan, was like 16 (held back a bunch of times) Has his dick out and away, no care in the world
part is, he' s staring right at her. She' s got big tits (by tth grade standards) and wearing a bowlcut Reneck to show them off
Grade alphas yell at him to stop. But they can' t do **** and we all know it He' s at bigger than anyone else and he' s got tard strength
s friends and some of the betas start trying to get between them, to like block the view or something
Treacher wakes up and sees Pandemonium but doesn' t understand. Doesn' t matter, she' s a woman, she can' t stop Ryan.
tard wrangler is off that day. She' s this big black woman, the only one who can calm him down.
elm sitting in the corner, like a little animesocial ******* . Laughing my ass off.
starts screeching, I can' t even describe the sound. ft was like a dilophosaurus, but it also had a deep tenor to it, he was probably the only one of us whose balls had dropped.
begins fapping even harder
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Okay, just had to know there was interest before typing the rest)
Ryan, part 2.
of intensified screeching and stronger fapping causing increasing levels of chaos. Situation is deteriorating.
Fuetas and girls say **** operation: human shield. Abandon ship
start getting knocked eater
Eeveryone giving Ryan more berth. More people start yelling at him. Room has now formed an accidental circle around him. Ryan' s response?
to blow your ears out
Treacher is on phone, calling for security
teacher hears noise. He enters the room. He' s one of the cool teachers and a bigger guy. We' ll call him Jim
Him tells the alphas to shut the **** up. Tries calming Ryan down, Ryan is not listening. Jim puts hand on Ryan' s shoulder
territory has been threatened
gets out of his seat. Kicks the desk eater. His dick straight out (Give him credit, dude was hung like a ******* horse. Though I was young then, so who knows?)
moat's towards hot girl. She screams.
Him dives in, starts wrestling with Ryan. Grown man VS Retard, ts scary as **** .
elm feeling bad for Jim. Ryan' s dick isjust flopping about, hitting every goddamn thing.
re bouncing about the room just going at it Even match, even though science teacher was also wrestling coach (Insane tard strenth}
Fiinally, two other teachers come in and dive in the fray. They pin Ryan to the ground
has a bloody nose and still a erection. His screeches have reached epic beatels.
other two male teachers drag him out of the room
re left standing there. The room is a ******* mess. His screeches are echoing down the halls
girl is crying. Alphas talking about how they were about to jump in. Teacher looks pale - to this date I don' t know if she was terrified or aroused
Him tells Alphas to shut the **** up again and tells us to resume watching the movie.
I always felt bad that Ryan didn' t even get to finish,
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#2 - 4chan refugee (04/28/2013) [-]
This is a case for pro-choice.
#1 - overlordpookus (04/28/2013) [-]
**overlordpookus rolled a random image posted in comment #3534129 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** da **** did i just read
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