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#36 - undeadwill
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(04/29/2013) [-]
>Be me (Its a big deal in Japan)
>Be young.
>Get a kitten.
> Kitten is retarded and hides in car.
> Can't find the ******* cat.
> We drive it around because we think we hear it
> **** our logic
> kitten dies.
> Get new one.
> Love kitten to death.
> Name it after a Pokemon like the Aspie fag I am
> Family thinks "Yeah...No" I Forget what they named it.
> Dad wanted a cat when he was younger
> Granddad gave him a rabid cat from hell.
> It tries to kill my dad in his sleep.
> It wanted to claw off his face and wear it like Barny the dinosaur in his later years
> Dad hates cats now.
> We leave for vacation. Dad doesn't come.
> He stays home with the kitten.
>They bond and learn life lessons.
> Then he feeds the kitten to the local dogs that run around the neighborhood.
>When we get back no one talks about it.
> We don't get a new kitten.
#51 to #36 - hypex
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#52 to #51 - undeadwill
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(04/29/2013) [-]
A true story
#39 to #36 - gunnay
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(04/29/2013) [-]
wat.
wat.