King Christian IV was badass. OC, enjoy! A lot more coming if you enjoy this kind of stuff. tl:dr, you and all your non-viking ancestors.. Denmark fare is MI? D
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King Christian IV was badass

OC, enjoy! A lot more coming if you enjoy this kind of stuff.
tl:dr, **** you and all your non-viking ancestors.

Denmark fare is MI?
During the war in the 1 1540' s, when the Swedes
tried to erest Little Belt, the helt Between Jutland and
Funyn, King christian IV himself showed up with the Royal
Fleet, and fought against the Swedes. During the Battle, a
Swedish mendenhall hit a mannen an the deek of The Trinity,
the King' s flagship, very muse to the King. The mannen
splintered, wounding the King in " places, destroying ene
of his eyes, and him ante the deem Instantly, he
steed up, strted with a laud liaise that all was well and set
an example of duty By remaining an deek till the mmt was
ever. Denmark wen.
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#4 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #2 - vatra (04/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Now a days the media would bash on any leader that went to the front lines and was injured.
User avatar #8 to #2 - charpentier (04/28/2013) [-]
Back then, leaders were soldiers. And not just politicians.
#21 - Keril (04/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Just kidding, you danes are pretty cool.
User avatar #10 - chrolt (04/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
He later drove the country into economical ruin but we don't like to talk about that.
#6 - mudkipfucker (04/28/2013) [+] (10 replies)
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in b4 Danish nationalism
#93 - redsalsa (04/29/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
#80 - anonymous (04/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You know a country's got it right, when their word for "Marrying" is the same as their word for "Poison"
#35 - animedudej (04/29/2013) [+] (25 replies)
i like denmark :)
#79 to #35 - nottatguy (04/29/2013) [-]
That's Norway
That's Norway
#101 - swedotcom (04/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Yeah, Denmark totally won...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torstenson_War
http://www.danmarkskonger.dk/king40d.htm
User avatar #107 - secretdestroyers (04/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Reminds me of a funny joke:

So the captain of the Spanish Armada (16th Cen.) is approached by his first mate one day who announces to him "Captain, we have 10 enemy ships approaching!"

The captain says "Bring me my red shirt." The first mate, despite being puzzled, still brings the captain his red shirt. The battle ensues, Spanish Armada wins and doesn't lose a single man. After the battle the first mate comes up to the captain and asks him why he wanted the red shirt, the captain replies "If I were to be wounded in battle my men would not see the blood and continue to fight on!"

The next day, first mate announces "Captain, 100 enemy ships on the horizon!"

Captain goes "Bring me my brown pants!"
#96 - vikingontour (04/29/2013) [+] (10 replies)
We Danes do have an interesting history of battles!
#68 - abiku (04/29/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Danes were freaking amazing warriors, perfecting the shield wall and **** . I doubt any armies in history truly lived for the fight as much as they did - The numbers of battles they won, outnumbered and in unknown land, by pure force of fighting spirit, is truly remarkable.
#43 - christianthejew (04/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm proud to share a name with this man
I'm proud to share a name with this man
#46 to #43 - masterofanon (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm proud to share a species with this man
I'm proud to share a species with this man
#146 - mooghens ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
**mooghens rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Paper art ** Little known fact: Denmark and Sweden holds the record for having the most wars fought against neighbouring countries.
We really ******* hate swedes.
Man, **** swedes.
#140 - Loppytaffy (04/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**** yeah, Denmark.

Ballsy ************ even took on Britain, and won. Jorvik, man. If it weren't for Denmark, New York would not be called New York.
User avatar #161 to #159 - Loppytaffy (04/29/2013) [-]
No, because the Nordic settlement in England called Jorvik, which is localised as York.
User avatar #136 - niggernazi (04/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #114 - fuzzyballs (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
and here I am, just wondering how you could possible know this as a fact? stories get exaggerated
#113 - lordofo (04/29/2013) [-]
the tags are true
User avatar #1 - iwebby (04/28/2013) [-]
denmark

ftw
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