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#1 - iamtheblackgoat (04/28/2013) [+] (13 replies)
That autoerotic asphyxiation causes enough deaths to be on this list is startling
#14 - Cleavland Steamer (04/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Obesity kills 30,000 people annually?





I had no idea fat people were such cold-blooded killers....
User avatar #81 - Cambro (04/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Black Friday kills 500 people annually

Um, Black Friday is one day a year in only America (I believe). 500 people dying every Black Friday is beyond ridiculous.
#84 to #81 - thrashtilldeath ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
It's because there are so many killer deals.
#28 - kridane (04/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Shopping on black friday kills 500 people a year?
I'm pretty sure thats a U.S. only thing, and if it is then wouldn't they make it a big deal if 500 people died on one day?
User avatar #106 - DeathclawRulez (04/29/2013) [-]
Nice try sharks, i'm still not going in the water
#49 - ericzxvc (04/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Almost every single one of these is a blatant lie. Does anyone actually believe this 						****					?   
I also don't think he knows what the word annually means.   
Lightning does NOT kill 10k people a year   
www.chacha.com/question/how-many-people-die-per-year-worldwide-from-lightning-strikes   
This site says about 500, the wikipedia article has completely contradictory information and doesn't make any sense.   
Airplanes and hippos kill nowhere near that many people   
www.nydailynews.com/news/national/airplane-deaths-record-2011-report-article-1.999500   
401 people from airplanes in 2011   
I completely lol'd at the black friday and volcano ones   
http://www.volcanolive.com/fatalities.html   
Maybe in the 1800s there were more but there's a solid one person a year in the 2000s   
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Friday_(shopping)   
In their it gives two people who were shot on black friday near a shopping mall which is a stretch even then   
I mean these are pretty much all completely ridiculous, how is anyone believing this? I'm not going to bother to continue with the inane task of pointing out obvious fallacies.
Almost every single one of these is a blatant lie. Does anyone actually believe this **** ?
I also don't think he knows what the word annually means.
Lightning does NOT kill 10k people a year
www.chacha.com/question/how-many-people-die-per-year-worldwide-from-lightning-strikes
This site says about 500, the wikipedia article has completely contradictory information and doesn't make any sense.
Airplanes and hippos kill nowhere near that many people
www.nydailynews.com/news/national/airplane-deaths-record-2011-report-article-1.999500
401 people from airplanes in 2011
I completely lol'd at the black friday and volcano ones
http://www.volcanolive.com/fatalities.html
Maybe in the 1800s there were more but there's a solid one person a year in the 2000s
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Friday_(shopping)
In their it gives two people who were shot on black friday near a shopping mall which is a stretch even then
I mean these are pretty much all completely ridiculous, how is anyone believing this? I'm not going to bother to continue with the inane task of pointing out obvious fallacies.
#164 - eliotmoose (04/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
gee bill two wieners?
#116 - sketchfactor (04/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I thought it would be one of those "look at how few people die from guns" things.

I was glad when it wasn't.
#71 - injerseyforever (04/29/2013) [-]
I read the hot dog one as "Hot Dogs kill 70 children anally."
These are the things I expect from the internets.
#52 - jok (04/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It makes sense that obesity kills three times more people than lightning bolts. Just imagining one of those things falling out of the sky gives me the chills. Lightning is pretty cool though
#102 - wherethawhitewomen (04/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I was expecting this to be a pro-weed post.
I was expecting this to be a pro-weed post.
#216 - tooanontoquit (04/29/2013) [-]
Attempted rape by dolphins kill 14 people annually
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#142 - cghfg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#57 - ninetwenty (04/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hurr Durr
User avatar #258 - Ottovan (04/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Marijuana: 0


Not. one. single. death.
User avatar #265 to #258 - tombombadil (04/29/2013) [-]
Don't ******* talk like that, I've seen so many people OD after taking just one Marijuana. I knew a guy who took three Marijuanas at once and he just died right there.
User avatar #30 - sexypandas (04/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If you read it all again, taking the "u" out of "annually", it gets funny.
#42 to #30 - batwill **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #70 - hotschurl ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
AUSTRALIA

kills 100.000 people annually
User avatar #3 - newinterweber (04/28/2013) [-]
> Ron Jeremy
> Kills 100 anally
> annually
#325 - harjinder (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was expecting the last one to be "Marijuana kills 0 people a year".....
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User avatar #286 to #283 - HonkIfIDriveWell (04/29/2013) [-]
To be fair, the 100 people who died from peanuts were most likely all highly allergic to peanuts.
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