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Brutal chicken cooking

How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
She kicked the bucket !

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

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User avatar #1 - heartlessrobot (04/28/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Wrong, eggs are a chicken's period, not unborn child.
User avatar #62 - Ottovan ONLINE (04/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Cooking is ******* METAL.

Boil lobsters alive
roast dead flesh
Cover dead mothers with their unborn babies

This means Martha Stewart is the queen of the ******* darkness
#33 - debious (04/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#50 - MasterManiac (04/28/2013) [+] (14 replies)
How do people still not know that eggs are a chicken's period not an unborn chick?
How do people still not know that eggs are a chicken's period not an unborn chick?
#9 - agentfourteen (04/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Do you know why it says "Mothers" instead of "Fathers" ? It's because these are chicken breasts. hahahahahahahahahhahahahahah !!!



Why the **** aint yall laughing ?



bye.
#45 - brenton (04/28/2013) [-]
*Amniotic fluid.
#38 - brutalchickenn (04/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And I was delicious
#95 - aviatrix (04/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Do you guys realize that the eggs you eat never had unborn chicks in them?
I mean not to rain on your top-of-the-food-chain-ultimate-carnivore parade or anything
but those eggs are never fertilized. Just as a human female ovulates and excretes her egg monthly if it is not fertilized, chickens do the same (albeit more often). Those are the eggs you're eating.
#96 to #95 - psychfouronenine (04/29/2013) [-]
So.. Coating a mother in her own period...
#91 - zuflux (04/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Akshully.

Eggs we eat are Chicken Menstruation.
#90 - mariasaturnina (04/29/2013) [-]
Related.
#83 - moonnmoon (04/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
well, the eggs we eat aren't fertilized and they are laid once every 3 days, so it's more like "smothering the flesh of a woman with her period"
User avatar #28 - dacookiefreak (04/28/2013) [-]
well, seeing as the egg is not fertilized, it is technically smothering the chicken in her period then eating her
#26 - thechosenwon (04/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 - vincexx (04/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Found the vegan
User avatar #72 - namesboo (04/28/2013) [-]
The last time I buy a vegans cooking book
User avatar #63 - blaazen (04/28/2013) [-]
...Found the Vegan.
#60 - potatotown (04/28/2013) [-]
Actually, its the chicken's period, not the unborn child

So the unfertilized egg
#23 - forgottenmyshorts (04/28/2013) [-]
Please, it's good food, stop eggsagerating
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