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User avatar #29 - babyanalraper (04/28/2013) [-]
I don't see how porn would ruin your chances of getting a GF. I mean, it will help you in bed if you're an experienced fapper, and it might make you more imaginative as well. But after all, it's a joke, and on the internet we're all fat neckbeards with no GF, job or future.
#34 to #29 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
1)the more you fap, the less testosterone you will have and the less you will approach girls.
2) You loose feeling in your dick. I've recently lost my virginity after being a fap-addict for 5 years. I was not able to cum in her ****** after 3 hours of sex. It was just frustrating
#41 to #34 - datswag (04/28/2013) [-]
well actually, masturbating actually releases chemicals that actually makes girls attracted to you, if you ********** alot its not good for you, but once a day/every other day is actually better for you, it also relieves stress which can cause acne and make you feel better about approaching women. not that his comment made sense but neither did yours :D
#44 to #41 - mreggsalad (04/29/2013) [-]
It can help me get rid of my acne? **** , I'm going to pornhub, I'll be back in half an hour guys.
#45 to #44 - datswag (04/29/2013) [-]
stress is one of the major causes of acne, and masturbation relieves stress, so yes, ********** it up sir
User avatar #37 to #34 - heartlessrobot (04/28/2013) [-]
Doesn't that mean you'll last longer? No one likes 10 second sex.
#32 to #29 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
if you think beating it to porn makes you better in bed, you're quite obviously a virgin
User avatar #52 to #32 - babyanalraper (04/29/2013) [-]
Actually no, but you're missing my point. Someone who's never ever had an ****** will last just a few minutes, but an experienced fapper will probably be able to determine when he'll cum (I was able to control whether I should cum even when I lost my virginity, to my girlfriends delight).
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