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#20 - ShadeElement ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
We have a saying in the U.S. Military-   
"If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid."   
   
One of the first things they taught us in Basic was: In war, 						****					 gets 						******					 up. So don't count on anything. Be self sufficient, flexible, improvise, and play it by ear.    
   
Flying by the seat of our pants might look crazy, but its what we're trained to do.   
   
And it works.
We have a saying in the U.S. Military-
"If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid."

One of the first things they taught us in Basic was: In war, **** gets ****** up. So don't count on anything. Be self sufficient, flexible, improvise, and play it by ear.

Flying by the seat of our pants might look crazy, but its what we're trained to do.

And it works.
#258 to #20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/28/2013) [-]
Actually the reason the U.S. Military works is because EVERYONE knows the mission, from the highest ranking person to the lowest. That's why they have TLP's, oporders, mission briefings, overseas you will do practice missions before your missions. Not to mention our air strength. As much as I hate Air Force assholes, the way I judge a miltary might is by their air power.
#285 to #258 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#252 to #20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/28/2013) [-]
Trained to wing it kinda sounds like an oxymoron.
User avatar #29 to #20 - jollybollocks (04/28/2013) [-]
>it works
User avatar #43 to #29 - thesuperhanz (04/28/2013) [-]
>Vietnam
#140 to #43 - ungabunga (04/28/2013) [-]
name a country with a 100% success rate.
User avatar #156 to #140 - nogphille (04/28/2013) [-]
France.
few men have ever died fleeing.
#216 to #156 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/28/2013) [-]
k, well not french but i hate when people say the french surrendered a lot, out of hundreds upon hundreds of wars they have surrender maybe 10 times, most people jest them for surrendering out of ww2, but they had no choice and they did it for a great reason and still really helped with the war afterwards, the french, after they surrender sent saboteurs into the german army and ****** **** up...and a lot of **** was then promptly... ****** up.
User avatar #226 to #216 - nogphille (04/28/2013) [-]
it's a joke, coming from stereotypes. I couldn't care less if not all midgets smell like cabbage or whether black people actually buy the bikes they ride.
User avatar #239 to #226 - coolcalx (04/28/2013) [-]
>midgets smell like cabbage
am I missing some stereotype here?
User avatar #254 to #239 - nogphille (04/28/2013) [-]
you're in need of a rewatching of austin powers.
#191 to #156 - mrmcput (04/28/2013) [-]
Tell that to the French army that fled Russia.
#157 to #156 - ungabunga (04/28/2013) [-]
Excellent point. I concede.
User avatar #158 to #157 - nogphille (04/28/2013) [-]
you'd make a good frenchman.
#250 to #158 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
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