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#84 - Nameloc (04/28/2013) [-]
In the Sims, I would always set out on an adventure to steal every wife.
Every.
Wife.

At first it was a little innocent, just take the closest neighbor's wives, nothing too bad.
Walk into their house, introduce myself, instantly ignore the husband after Acquaintance status and continue talking with the wive until Friend/ Best Friend status.
I would come back each day until the sims didn't mind me crashing at their place. Why? More time to get closer to the damn wife.
Around here is when I'd start the flirting, just small, nothing too fast. The husband would get jealous, yet he doesn't slap me silly yet.
Continue to flirt with the wife and eventually start to woo-hoo whilst the husband is away. (All while I still live there.)
Weeks go by like this.
Eventually, I get cocky and decide it's time:
Husband comes home > Initiate plan
Phase 1: Walk up to him, show him who's the alpha male. (Insult, Insult, INSULT, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP)
Phase 2: Husband get's cocky and throws me out, no worries; Walk right back in to see wife slapping her husband
Phase 3: Start to make out/ woo-hoo with his wife directly in front of him; before he can get directly near me, marry his wife
Phase 4: After marriage and she leaves him and moves in with me, I occasionally go back with my wife and slap him a few times and make out on his bed.

I'd typically have like 4 of these going on at the same time; In the meantime of being kicked out of houses and such, I'd go to the next house with my other soon-to-be wife.

Damn, was the iTouch version fucked or what?
#133 to #84 - superowned (04/28/2013) [-]
fucking wizard, stealing wives and shit
#88 to #84 - Nameloc (04/28/2013) [-]
By the way:   
You could only have like 2-3 relationships at a time, so eventually I would have to ditch a wife.   
Ironically, my wife and girlfriends would never get mad seeing me woo-hoo another girl.   
Sometimes I'd have my wife and a girlfriend living in my house.   
   
What was best was when I would have to divorce a wife to steal another man's wife; The ex-wife would move back in with her ex-boyfriend, yet they'd only be at friendship-status.   
I'm a monster
By the way:
You could only have like 2-3 relationships at a time, so eventually I would have to ditch a wife.
Ironically, my wife and girlfriends would never get mad seeing me woo-hoo another girl.
Sometimes I'd have my wife and a girlfriend living in my house.

What was best was when I would have to divorce a wife to steal another man's wife; The ex-wife would move back in with her ex-boyfriend, yet they'd only be at friendship-status.
I'm a monster
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