Gone with the Blastwave 3. These used to be uploaded to funnyjunk frequently a few years ago. They're really quirky and pretty much all the time funny. It's pos Gone with the Blastwave 3 These used to be uploaded funnyjunk frequently a few years ago They're really quirky and pretty much all time funny It's pos
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Gone with the Blastwave 3. These used to be uploaded to funnyjunk frequently a few years ago. They're really quirky and pretty much all the time funny. It's pos

These used to be uploaded to funnyjunk frequently a few years ago. They're really quirky and pretty much all the time funny. It's post-apocalypse so you'll all love it. I did not write or draw, or even think up anything to do with these comics.
Here's the website
www.blastwave-comic.com/

You kneww-. the orders
Maybe we shelled get
Ewing, we gut stuff to due
Wham? ‘fen don' t remember
DUI underst’?
Me, I dgn' 1'. remember
nu frigging orders!
may neithe.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - iamtheblackgoat
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(04/27/2013) [-]
> post-apocalypse

I just went and pre-ordered this game....May 14 can NOT come soon enough
User avatar #16 to #1 - cakefaceify
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Incidentally, May 14th is the date of the very last of my exams.
School is over. Forever.
May 14th can not come quickly enough, I couldn't agree more.
User avatar #2 to #1 - killergranddad [OP]
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Looks good, what's it about? (Apart from the apocalypse obviously)
User avatar #3 to #2 - iamtheblackgoat
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Oh man, just stop me now, because I'm probably gonna rant...it's the sequel to Metro 2033, which is based on a book by Dmitry Glukhosky (which I have read in English and am trying to get through in Russian)...it's a story of how there was a nuclear war, and the only survivors (at least as far as we know) are the remnants of humanity that escaped into the Moscow Metro system....now it's 20 years after the war, and humanity is divided into factions, with each station acting as its own city-state, and various stations with the same ideologies uniting to make "nations"...there are the Communists on the Red Line, Fascists in the Reich, Western Capitalists called the Hanseatic League on the Ring Line, and independent stations, as well....I think of it as the Russian version of Fallout...the first game was very, very linear, but that's ok, because the story, atmosphere, and gameplay are fanTAStic...and it's true, incredible survival horror....you're always low on ammo, light is scarce, there's no HUD because all your ammo and objectives are checked in game in real time by looking at your magazines or your notepad etc, and to go to the surface, you need a gas mask, but your filters run out over time, so you need to constantly find more and replace them...OH, and there are lots and lots of mutants

And I LOVE Russia and Russian culture, so I actually set the game to have Russian dialogue and English subtitles....I'm about to do a playthrough with Russian everything so I can try and pick up more of the language

In short, it's not incredibly well know, but it's a cult classic....it's very good
User avatar #6 to #3 - kaslin
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I read the English translated version (Because no way in Hell was I going to try and read it in the original Russian), after playing the game and I loved both. I even played a second time just to get the hidden ending where you save the Dark Ones.
User avatar #7 to #6 - iamtheblackgoat
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The Russian version is a bitch...I know a little of the language, but unless you're a native speaker or you've taken a few college course, full novels are wicked hard

Same with Greek novels I own, and I am a freaking native speaker
User avatar #8 - splendiddust
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I posted this exact same one. i got 6 thumbs...
User avatar #9 to #8 - aldheim
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Cry about it.
#10 to #9 - splendiddust
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I INTEND
I INTEND
User avatar #15 - thewizsam
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who the **** are these people?
#4 - heafi
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Comment Picture
User avatar #5 - thereisaguy
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Remember when he used to update? I do.
User avatar #11 - theblobble
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(04/28/2013) [-]
**theblobble rolls 166** Trips out of nowhere
User avatar #12 to #11 - theblobble
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**theblobble rolls 5** Hold up, i need this
User avatar #13 to #12 - theblobble
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**theblobble rolls 0** AND THIS
User avatar #14 to #13 - theblobble
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**theblobble rolls 6** AND THIS