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#9 - electrictroll (04/27/2013) [-]
Let me till you a story, Its the story of my time in my mothers womb:
My mom got pregnant and it was happy days, until one day she started bleeding out of her sexual orifice, she went to the doctor and they immediately decided it was an spontaneous abortion as my mother have had many of those. So they wanted to scrape out the remains.
My darling mother however refused, saying she new the fetus was still alive, so to please her they brought her in for a Ultrasound... And there I was, turns out i had a twin. And only I came out.
#119 to #9 - LilBabyRoRo (04/28/2013) [-]
Not being a douche but my eyes are tricking me and it looks like an evil skull and hand.
#118 to #9 - jokerbit (04/28/2013) [-]
Wasn't that the storyline of the movie The Unborn
User avatar #115 to #9 - godot (04/28/2013) [-]
I bet nobody ****** with you on the playground.
#114 to #9 - apocalyptus (04/28/2013) [-]
Holy **** ! I'm not kidding when I tell you the EXACT same thing happened to my mother with me. I had a twin, and only I was born. I... I think we're murderers
User avatar #113 to #9 - badgerclan (04/28/2013) [-]
I was born a month early and my mom went into a coma during the birth. I had a ****** up birth but that's pretty impressive.
#111 to #9 - mtflyer (04/28/2013) [-]
It appears as if you resorbed the other fetus. Now you have the strength of a grown man and a tiny baby.
#109 to #9 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
I feel like this is fake
User avatar #103 to #9 - rokkarokkaali (04/28/2013) [-]
You should get an acoustic guitar. With the brutality you have, you could probably make it electric just with the aura around you. Every pussy word you attempt to say becomes the loudest most murderous scream in history.
User avatar #97 to #9 - alcatronz (04/28/2013) [-]
"he's sticking his tongue out. :)"
#77 to #9 - hitlerequalsdicks (04/28/2013) [-]
Did you spontaneously abort the English language?
#56 to #9 - brasilient (04/27/2013) [-]
mfw ultrasound picture
mfw ultrasound picture
#50 to #9 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/27/2013) [-]
Two are created.

One lives.

In all seriousness, that's ******* brutal.
#48 to #9 - crazyolitis (04/27/2013) [-]
Bloody hell, man. You're probably the evil twin, trying to conquer the world. Your first victim was your own brother. When are you planning on conquering the world?
#47 to #9 - anonymous (04/27/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro, I know that feel.
#40 to #9 - raidaltamimi ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #33 to #9 - Blargosnarf (04/27/2013) [-]
Holy **** that is a terrifying picture! It looks like a skeletal corpse!
#25 to #9 - greenstrongworld (04/27/2013) [-]
That is pretty damn cool. I would hug you.
That is pretty damn cool. I would hug you.
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