"Why are you late?". .. Where are your gym clothes? In the laundry. that's not an excuse Did I say it was?
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#2 - prettyfire (04/27/2013) [-]
Where are your gym clothes?
In the laundry.
that's not an excuse



Did I say it was?
#8 - budbrown (04/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#26 - theJENK (04/27/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Honestly, I'm a high school teacher and I don't understand why teachers pull that crap. I just take the college teacher approach and don't say anything when students walk in late (Unless they're really late and do it all the time, then I'll talk to them after class). But really if you're late it's your own problem, you're the one getting marked tardy and missing the lecture intro, I'm not your parents.
Honestly, I'm a high school teacher and I don't understand why teachers pull that crap. I just take the college teacher approach and don't say anything when students walk in late (Unless they're really late and do it all the time, then I'll talk to them after class). But really if you're late it's your own problem, you're the one getting marked tardy and missing the lecture intro, I'm not your parents.
User avatar #1 - Aleafe (04/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
go inbetween classes!
dont be late to my class!
User avatar #3 - nicopwnz (04/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"why are you late?" "why are you obsessed with me?"
#12 - PandaBurrrs (04/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This one time i got in trouble by my Russian math teacher for staring at my Scan Tron. She sent me to a table in the front of the class to do my test there. I was so confused...
This one time i got in trouble by my Russian math teacher for staring at my Scan Tron. She sent me to a table in the front of the class to do my test there. I was so confused...
#42 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Warning, rant inbound:   
   
I wish that in the real world, teachers could actually be fired for incompetence even if they've been with an institution for a while. I've currently got a C in my Gen Chem class of 25 partly because my professor literally hasn't given a single lecture over the course of the entire semester, preferring instead to just make us fill out the workbook activity for the day. The guy literally just giggles at you like you're a dumbass for a few seconds when you ask for clarification on anything, and even his explanations tend to consist of "Oh, just go back and check the workbook, you'll find it somewhere." I and all the other students that have this guy get nothing out of this class other than what we can find online and in the workbook, whilst the other section was blessed with a fantastic professor that actually helps them learn chemistry, and he does it just because he wants to help students out (he's 						*******					 loaded and doesn't care much about the money he brings in from teaching). I know I may just sound like some frustrated high schooler trying to find some explanation for a bad grade, but unfortunately I've found that there are just some horrible professors out there who just don't really care at all. Rant over.
Warning, rant inbound:

I wish that in the real world, teachers could actually be fired for incompetence even if they've been with an institution for a while. I've currently got a C in my Gen Chem class of 25 partly because my professor literally hasn't given a single lecture over the course of the entire semester, preferring instead to just make us fill out the workbook activity for the day. The guy literally just giggles at you like you're a dumbass for a few seconds when you ask for clarification on anything, and even his explanations tend to consist of "Oh, just go back and check the workbook, you'll find it somewhere." I and all the other students that have this guy get nothing out of this class other than what we can find online and in the workbook, whilst the other section was blessed with a fantastic professor that actually helps them learn chemistry, and he does it just because he wants to help students out (he's ******* loaded and doesn't care much about the money he brings in from teaching). I know I may just sound like some frustrated high schooler trying to find some explanation for a bad grade, but unfortunately I've found that there are just some horrible professors out there who just don't really care at all. Rant over.
User avatar #21 - arborday (04/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
teacher is a perfect job for a full blown sociopath. You get to treat 100 children like **** sans consequences.
User avatar #44 - nITE (04/28/2013) [-]
"Why are you late?" "I was egging your car"
User avatar #39 - adrianking ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
People need to learn the difference between an "excuse" and a "reason."
#17 - slysixtyfourwii (04/27/2013) [-]
That reminds me of my art teacher, she tells us all to go out side and collect leaves, twigs, rocks, etc to create a sculpture. We all went back in the class after we were done and I notcied what i collected wasn't enough so i asked her if i could go back outside and she says "Sure". I came back and then ask her if I could leave once more and she says "You could the class to get whatever you want you don't have to ask me." then I come back and leave this time without asking. The second i come back she says " Where were you?! You can't just leave without me knowing!"
#23 - kenwordo (04/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #11 - umaya (04/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I usually say, "I'm just late" but one time a teacher was obviously in a bad mood and wouldn't accept that.
"What do you mean?" (I hate it when teachers say this, they always say this as if I was speaking a different language, when it's pretty obvious what I mean, but anyway)
"I was just a bit slow getting up and getting ready and I missed the bus..."
"Well, that's a bit of an odd excuse, so you'll be seeing me for an hour after school." (I am late maybe once every 2 months so when teachers talk to me like the guys who are late every lesson I get pissed off, and I was only about 5 mins late anyway.)
"That was a perfectly normal excuse, and this is maybe the second time I'm late so I don't see why I am staying behind for an hour"
"HOW DARE YOU COME IN HERE LATE, TALKING TO ME AS IF YOU HAVE A SAY IN WHO I GIVE DETENTIONS TO! GO AND WAIT OUTSIDE!"
So I go out and I'm waiting in the corridor and she comes out to have a word with me and asks me why I am being a disruption to her lesson, and I'm telling her that the only disruption I intended was coming in late and I was only questioning why I was being treated like someone that is late all the time, but then I was explaining my excuse and she was high or something as she couldn't grasp my excuse for being late, so I ended up staying behind for an hour.
#49 - jaykombatyo (04/28/2013) [-]
I find this oddly accurate...
User avatar #41 - zorororonoa (04/28/2013) [-]
I had this one history teacher in high school who was extremely strict when it came to being late. Except the thing was, she was only strict to certain people, and then other ones who she really liked she let get away with it. One day, this one kid came into class 30 minutes late. She asked him what could have possibly made him be that late. He was just like, "well, i fell asleep in my free period and i didn't hear the bell." The teacher was just like, ok take your seat and don't let it happen again. A few weeks after that, I stayed a little after in my previous class to ask the teacher a question, and than caused me to be like, 2 minutes late to the history teacher's class. She flipped her **** and demanded why I was late, and by this time I was sick of her biased ******** and just said, "Why do you care? I didn't miss anything and you are still getting payed, so why does it matter?" I got detention but it was worth it.
User avatar #28 - megusters (04/27/2013) [-]
My retarded muslim biology teacher does this **** to all the ******* in my class, I feel kind of bad for them sometimes.
User avatar #48 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
excuse:
I was being raped
I was held at gunpoint
I was winning a big ass pile of money and was trying to be late in the hopes that this question would be asked so I could tell you to go eat a bag of dicks
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