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fa it
This is aft the Bermuda Triangle, where ships
washed up an a sand bar. The mystery is still
the Mystery ofthe Bermuda Triangle has been
ehren a : methane vents which have
been dame in that region.
Methane reduces the density at water, ships that
would rummler Mat, to sink.
Methane, where in gas farm, messes with the electrical
at aircraft, causing them to fail and saws
fall right eat of the sky.
Methane we muses the water ta tum a we greenish
salsa and the 'ghost ships" reported ta be seen are simply
green attire ships that scatter the Wham ofthe
triangle.
Frucking science, man.
the bermuda triangle
is caused
by {mean farts
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#9 - teamrocketninja
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(04/26/2013) [-]
So... the Bermuda Triangle is the ocean's ass then?
User avatar #100 to #9 - theprocrastibator
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Mah ***** drips!
#121 to #100 - anon id: 829107d8
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(04/27/2013) [-]
One word, God
#59 to #9 - zramn
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(04/27/2013) [-]
First world problems: Have the VHS, no VHS player...
To the bay of pirates I go!
User avatar #31 to #9 - studbeefpile
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(04/27/2013) [-]
Wait a minute....Osmosis Jones wasn't just something I dreamed as a kid??

****...
#42 to #31 - ending
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(04/27/2013) [-]
holy **** I thought i was the only one...
User avatar #11 to #9 - justanotherzombie
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(04/26/2013) [-]
I haven't seen osmosis jones in years
#33 to #11 - xnotcreative
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(04/27/2013) [-]
I went back and watched the movie after seeing that picture.

The animation is still as vivid and smooth as I remembered it.
#120 to #33 - anon id: 02352a66
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(04/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #128 to #11 - justanotherzombie
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Why does this have 177 thumbs?
User avatar #15 to #11 - cristianpopescu
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(04/26/2013) [-]
**** that used to be one of my favourite cartoons back in the day
#23 to #15 - presentdent
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Used to?
#53 to #11 - smudgycarrot
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(04/27/2013) [-]
not since the accident...
User avatar #118 to #53 - nyawgga
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(04/27/2013) [-]
**** YES
#24 - ThpiderMan
Reply +69 123456789123345869
(04/27/2013) [-]
It's strange but somehow knowing the reason's why these things happen make them all the more disconcerting to me. Something so simple causes such a profound and near supernatural-esque effects, just makes me wonder what other amazing and terrifying thing science will come up with next.

And then my brain immediately goes to flying scorpians with the unnatural hatred inherent to wasps and i black out for a while.

<--- The majestic wasp with his common demeanor.
User avatar #91 to #24 - octaviano
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(04/27/2013) [-]
There is a Scorpion Fly.
A Fly with the tail of a Scorpion.
Have fun sleeping~
User avatar #115 to #24 - zedong
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Science has come up with the terrifying knowledge that if you just removed the Oxygen gas from the air, every animal, plant and organism on the earth would die.
THAT is 10x more terrifying that methane sinks ships
User avatar #12 - nimblewalrus
Reply +49 123456789123345869
(04/26/2013) [-]
Sure, but can they explain why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#21 to #12 - presentdent
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/27/2013) [-]
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Farts.
User avatar #35 to #12 - guymandude
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(04/27/2013) [-]
Yup. its the 50mg of pure dopamine in every bite!
#40 - alejsergio
Reply +36 123456789123345869
(04/27/2013) [-]
Are you telling me that the Bermuta Triangle is the ass hole of the Earth, and that we are shoving tons and tons on metal into it's hole? ******* science man
Are you telling me that the Bermuta Triangle is the ass hole of the Earth, and that we are shoving tons and tons on metal into it's hole? ******* science man
User avatar #57 to #40 - deathcampforjewtie
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(04/27/2013) [-]
I want to shove tons of metal into my ass...
#95 to #40 - jpthecursed
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(04/27/2013) [-]
your gif
#62 - wimwam
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Actually I saw an entire program devoted to this theory- it was deemed highly implausible after testing it several times in conditions several times "gassier" than the actual bermuda triangle.
#93 - madjik
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(04/27/2013) [-]
That is Australia.
User avatar #16 - BenniEGHR
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(04/26/2013) [-]
what about the planes that go missing?
User avatar #17 to #16 - apokalyptonaut
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(04/26/2013) [-]
Did you read the ******* post?
User avatar #18 to #17 - BenniEGHR
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(04/26/2013) [-]
i can't believe i just skipped an entire paragraph by accident... im so ******* tired
User avatar #20 to #18 - RedJoker
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/26/2013) [-]
Its alright bro. I missed it too.
#85 - digitalfart
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(04/27/2013) [-]
THIS PHOTO IS FROM AUSTRALIA FUUUUUUCK
#103 to #85 - neoexdeath
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Alright, I saw this on National Geographic, they do this **** all the time down in Somalia. Just look cute, hop on the ship...they'll trust you, and in time, you will be their beloved shipboard mascot...until the time comes when they've let down their guard, open the door to the captain's cabin, slit his throat, move through the ship silently, take the wheel, and run that ****** into a sandbar. We'll handle the unloading, and the human trafficking, just get us that ship.
User avatar #48 - Schwarzenegger
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Tumblr posts are so hilarious
#124 to #48 - anon id: 7d103f49
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(04/27/2013) [-]
You sounded like Homer.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Schwarzenegger
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(04/27/2013) [-]
DID I DO IT RIGHT?!?!?!?!?
User avatar #14 - hueyfreeman
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(04/26/2013) [-]
Added to list of fears:
Going to beach, drowning while swimming due to methane vent
#22 to #14 - presentdent
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Also: Crocodiles, Alligators, and Brain Aneurysms.