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The only thing he passed was gas

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be
awoken by the test monitor, who wanted mete leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was
disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
2051543] I agree, your life sucks () - yew deserved it (8333)
IDS i: omments On 04/ 24/ at 3: 1 - misc - by Skyler - United States
t Youbastard' s comment 2 I usually wore ear plugs to those types of tests. Everyone around you should have brought nese
plugs instead. We obviously needed a butt plug.
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Submitted: 04/26/2013
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#1 - tacomanofthenorth (04/26/2013) [-]
>Butt Plug
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User avatar #2 to #1 - brettyoke (04/27/2013) [-]
"Oh yeah baby, constipate me, push all that **** into my colon... mmmm..."
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User avatar #3 - burningsmurfs (04/27/2013) [-]
When a hustler store opened in our little **** town our buddy went and got everyone gag gifts. Our lady friend got a giant two headed black dildo. One of our buddies got a pocket pussy and I got a pack of cum load cards and a butt plug. A fat bald guy came over and felt left out so I gave him the butt plug. He glued it to his steering wheel for some reason and I secretly wished that he'd get in a accident just horrible enough to like dent his head in a bit and have a butt plug sticking out of his forehead.
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User avatar #10 - buttplugmaster (04/27/2013) [-]
I can help with that.
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User avatar #4 - ihavenoname (04/27/2013) [-]
This happens to me except with burps. My teacher wouldnt let me fall asleep because everytime my head would go down id let out these short but loud little burps. I dont even know why.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - tombombadil (04/27/2013) [-]
See, I don't burp during the nap, but afterwards I have to burp ferociously. It's sort of the best feeling ever.
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User avatar #7 to #5 - therollingstones (04/27/2013) [-]
I think it's from being hunched over the desk or something
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User avatar #6 to #5 - ihavenoname (04/27/2013) [-]
I tend to do both, the longer i sleep the more small burbs are let out and the louder the post-sleep burp is.
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User avatar #8 - therollingstones (04/27/2013) [-]
I think its from being hunched over or something
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User avatar #9 to #8 - therollingstones (04/27/2013) [-]
Meant to reply to tombombadil
 
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