Respect your elders. repost? probably.. There's actually no such thing as a standard unit of pain. Scientists are working on it, but as of now, it's impossible to measure pain objectively.
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User avatar #8 - Lambda (04/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
There's actually no such thing as a standard unit of pain. Scientists are working on it, but as of now, it's impossible to measure pain objectively.
#4 - Womens Study Major (04/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
is this true?
User avatar #5 to #4 - jedawg (04/26/2013) [-]
No, there's no such thing as a del unit.
#1 - migoobear (04/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The sickness you feel after a hit to the balls can be just as bad (or worse) as the initial hit sometimes.
The sickness you feel after a hit to the balls can be just as bad (or worse) as the initial hit sometimes.
#29 - beanieman (04/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Labour and birth release massive amounts of hormones oxytocin, prolactin, beta-endorphin, the body's natural pain-killer, along with adrenaline and noradrenaline all of which play an important part in the birth process. Also most of the pain from labor is actually the baby moving in it's attempts to navigate through the odd human birth canal and less (relatively) is from the actual stretching of the vag and contractions of the uterus.

on the other hand, when a man is hit in the nuts the only hormone released would be adrenaline to enact the fight or flight instincts which can make you forget the pain for a few minutes. If however the strike is accidental there is no release of hormones, and the lack of muscle on the testicle coupled with the spongy nature of the testes means pain is excruciating, and can last for up to 2 hours.
User avatar #41 - dirtybadger (04/26/2013) [-]
we need IQ tests on funnyjunk and people under a certain score aren't allowed
User avatar #31 - codyxvasco ONLINE (04/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Since when has pain been able to be measured and recorded accurately? and How?
User avatar #15 - greeneyedgamer ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
>Human body can bear only up to 45 del.
>Feels up to 56 del.
How?
#7 - ironsoul (04/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#19 - Hightower (04/26/2013) [-]
Except that post is a lie...
#56 - boomheadshotguy (04/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is it just me, or does breaking a bone not hurt nearly as bad as people make it sound.
I have broken my foot in 4 places and my ulna and radius, along with a few ribs, and none of them have actually hurt that bad. I could definitely handle 20 bones breaking.
#55 - jthwdragon (04/26/2013) [-]
this video was just posted today so here ya go www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJeuK1Pl2bQ
User avatar #34 - tehweirdkat (04/26/2013) [-]
No such thing as pain measurement, utter ******** . C'mon FJ smarten up
#28 - Womens Study Major (04/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I got prove that it's more painful to get a kick in the nuts, than it is haveing a baby:

A woman can give birth to a child, and a man can get kicked in the nuts...But after a few years the woman wants another child, but you don't hear the man asking for another kick in the nuts.

User avatar #44 to #28 - scenegreenbean (04/26/2013) [-]
But you get something from having a baby. All you get from a kick in the nuts is sore nuts.
User avatar #20 - shaneac (04/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
So basically, women giving birth experience more pain than the body is physically capable of bearing. Why don't they die from the pain, and why didn't we go extinct within the first 100 years of existing?
User avatar #53 - masdercheef (04/26/2013) [-]
So they are saying that it's better to break one's femur (which is a bone) than to get kicked in the balls? Totally makes sense.
#47 - muffinssnuffims (04/26/2013) [-]
I've had purple nuts 3 times in my life. Just thought you guys might want to know.

Pain is of course subjective, but each time I was unable to walk normally for about 3 days or so. That seems like a long time, I know, but it is pretty painful despite this posts "over 9000" humor.

If I had to be objective about it, I would say a good kick to the nuts is equivalent to breaking a bone, and bruised nuts is like a compound fracture.

There's definitely worse pain though. Worse pain even than bruised nuts. When I get migraines, it's waaaaaayyyy worse. Like purple nuts pain is about a 2-3 on a scale where a migraine is a 10.
User avatar #46 - covenantbubble (04/26/2013) [-]
Pain cannot be measured.
C'mon, I see this kind of ******** on Facebook I don't wanna see it on FJ.
User avatar #43 - scenegreenbean (04/26/2013) [-]
This can't be true. People feel pain differently. Put two women having babies in the same room, one will scream her head off, one will just get on with it. Kick two men in the balls, one will cry and throw up, one will instantly try and get revenge.
User avatar #42 - cheesewithmold (04/26/2013) [-]
Either way, the body secretes a **** TON of "natural" pain killers during child birth anyways.
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