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It's good to have your priorities in order.

what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant
book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you
realize it' s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the
end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that
there' s only like three pages left when you get there
but why is the guy wearing a hoodie
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#2 - lordjordn has deleted their comment [+] (24 replies)
User avatar #1 - llamasandwhich (04/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So ur with ur honey and yur walkign down the street wen a guy in a hoodie gvies u a book. U read it n is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur gurl n it say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS HOODIE?
#3 - Lambda (04/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - therealtjthemedic (04/26/2013) [-]
he fapped
and then he went to sleep
then he played video games
then he went to school and learned about.. **** I dunno, maths
then he went home
and he fapped
#4 - kodac (04/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So like wouldn't you read the part of the book where the guy comes up to you and gave you the book and just past that your life would consist of you reading the book for a bit and you would be reading this book about your self reading a book.
User avatar #147 - HeartOfTheDL (04/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Well I would hire Morgan Freeman to read it to me every night as he tucks me in.
User avatar #154 to #147 - revorce (04/26/2013) [-]
I first read "every night as he ***** me in".
And it made sense to me.
User avatar #5 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I would read it all the way to the end, then kill myself

Bitch, you don't own me
#161 - Keoul (04/26/2013) [-]
I bet a lot of people in the FJ community will just scream   
"TOO LONG DIDN'T READ LOL"   
Dump the book, then walk away.
I bet a lot of people in the FJ community will just scream
"TOO LONG DIDN'T READ LOL"
Dump the book, then walk away.
User avatar #82 - LordVoltagen (04/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
BECAUSE HES YOU
#166 - kernelstack (04/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But, if it's a book about your entire life, then there's a point at which a guy with a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a book about your entire life that you start reading. Thus, if you start reading it and reach that point and keep on reading, the only thing you'll read will be something along the lines:   
   
"Protagonist reading current book. Protagonist reading current book. Prot..." etc.   
   
tl;dr: logical fallacy
But, if it's a book about your entire life, then there's a point at which a guy with a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a book about your entire life that you start reading. Thus, if you start reading it and reach that point and keep on reading, the only thing you'll read will be something along the lines:

"Protagonist reading current book. Protagonist reading current book. Prot..." etc.

tl;dr: logical fallacy
#133 - Classic ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
<----So he can do this
<----So he can do this
#207 - dgarcia (04/26/2013) [-]
>walking down the street
>HOODIE walks up to me
>hands me a book
>walks away
>find bench
>sit and read book
>about my own life
>get to part where guy hands me book
>me in story sits and starts reading book
>gets to where guy hands him book
>me in his story sits and starts reading book
>MFW neverendingstory
#193 - goll (04/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#33 - dedj (04/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
that would make such a ******* cool movie.
User avatar #59 to #33 - sepheroth (04/26/2013) [-]
It would be a strange fiction movie. Hell, maybe a little too strange for fiction. Maybe it would be like...Stranger...Than Fiction...
#34 - dkedr (04/26/2013) [-]
Write a couple pages myself and glue them in.
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User avatar #77 - iliekcereal (04/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Mine would probably just be a horrible-er version of 50 Shades of Gray.

Except from the guy's perspective.

And masturbation, not actual sex

#155 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I've actually been writing said book about my life recently. I call it "The Chronicles of a Guy Named Wade" I write it a chapter at a time. So far I've only written two chapters: "Semen is Thicker Than Blood" and "Dry-humps, Hand-jobs, and Tears" This book is going to be published in around ten years when I'm finally done writing about my life. You heard it here first.
#149 - diegotan (04/26/2013) [-]
Because hoodies are awesome?
#175 - fourtwentt (04/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
guy was actually phone, pic related its him
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